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I cannot even imagine drinking that witches brew. Wait.............I just watched the video, I meant slurp but what the heck do you do with the lime guts?

(08-25-2017, 08:45 PM)BigMark Wrote: [ -> ]And have some shots!

I got it.

I'm not slurping up a half dozen dicks if that's what he meant. Save that shit for Aussie and LoveChild.

(08-26-2017, 02:08 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]I'm not slurping up a half dozen dicks if that's what he meant.

His mind goes straight into the gutter & I'm pretty sure MS' followed. Mine didn't though, honey. I just wanted you to slurp several tequila jello shots & show your boobs. That's all I was thinking.

Well if I slurped several tequila shots I probably would end up giving a blowjob to someone. Not a half dozen though, that's a bit extreme.

(08-26-2017, 02:32 PM)sally Wrote: [ -> ]Well if I slurped several tequila shots I probably would end up giving a blowjob to someone.

MAAAAAARK! Fire up the RV, doll.

I'll make sure to get one with plenty of head room.

Does salt & pepper go bad? Askin' for a friend.

I still think their songs suck.

(12-16-2017, 06:19 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Does salt & pepper go bad? Askin' for a friend.

The salt, no, as it is a mineral

Pepper if kept dry is ok for a few months. Over time, the oils in it dry out and it looses it's flavor.
But if it gets wet it will get moldy!

(12-16-2017, 07:52 PM)Carsman Wrote: [ -> ]The salt, no, as it is a mineral

Pepper if kept dry is ok for a few months. Over time, the oils in it dry out and it looses it's flavor.
But if it gets wet in will get moldy!

Thanks, Cars! I was pulling out my holiday dishes and noticed the salt & pepper shaker are still fairly full.

I know I could have googled that.

(12-16-2017, 07:52 PM)Carsman Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-16-2017, 06:19 PM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Does salt & pepper go bad? Askin' for a friend.

The salt, no, as it is a mineral

Pepper if kept dry is ok for a few months. Over time, the oils in it dry out and it looses it's flavor.
But if it gets wet it will get moldy!

Pepper only lasts a few months???? Holy sheep shit! My disposable pepper shaker is like 5 years old. Fuck, I need to go through my cabinets now.

I once found little worms in a Paprika shaker. Now I always look inside them spices.

I'm a freakin spice hoarder. I went through my spice cabinet last nigh. I had 5 bottles of vanilla extract, and one of them expired in 2012. Also multiple jars of oregano, parsley, garlic, and disposable pepper shakers. I decided to toss everything and start fresh.

Trader Joes has an awesome Garlic Salt shaker/grinder

I had no idea how costly a tiny bottle of good vanilla is.

(12-17-2017, 10:49 AM)cannongal Wrote: [ -> ]I'm a freakin spice hoarder. I went through my spice cabinet last nigh. I had 5 bottles of vanilla extract, and one of them expired in 2012. Also multiple jars of oregano, parsley, garlic, and disposable pepper shakers. I decided to toss everything and start fresh.

Me too. I just keep buying them and shoving the old ones to the back. I don't know why I do it.

(12-17-2017, 10:49 AM)cannongal Wrote: [ -> ]I'm a freakin spice hoarder. I went through my spice cabinet last nigh. I had 5 bottles of vanilla extract, and one of them expired in 2012. Also multiple jars of oregano, parsley, garlic, and disposable pepper shakers. I decided to toss everything and start fresh.

Good for you, bet things will be tasting better!

I'm so fuckin' hungry. SALLLLLLLYYYYYYY! What's for lunch?

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