There once was a man from St Clair
That was screwing a girl on the stair
on the 48th stroke
the banister broke
so he finished her off in the air.
i just woke up for a minute...and i need a bannister. godamn stairs are steep and deep.
btw kissy kissy, maggot is not a faggot. he's cute.
going to go make another drinky. the sun is over the yardarm.
A kinky young girl from Coleshill,
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.
::blink::
Are you making these up? If so, you're pretty good!
Maggot Wrote:A kinky young girl from Coleshill,
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.
::blink::
BWAAAAAAA ::lmao::
A dimwit showed off his cock
to the members residing in Mock.
The cock was so little
Members chuckled and giggled
Then the dimwit swallowed the barrel and triggered.
There once was a lady called sinister
That thought that she needed a minister
they sat down to pray
but he was very gay
now he lives in a convent with the sisters
there once was agirl called poopy pants
that was cursed with headaches and the cramps
she took a midol
and out came it all
now she sits in a home next to gramps
Okay, that proves to me you didn't write the first two.
There once was a man name of Maggot
He was instantly re-named Faggot
But some who know better
know that changing one letter
is a liberty that makes them no better.
::sly::
Inside joke. Some of y'all won't get that one.
i'm waiting for you to do one on me turkeybutt. 
There once was a broad named JackBoots
When she would walk by there'd be car toots
She knows she is hot
And a whimp she is not
Fuck with her and you're hurtin' a LOT.
very cool Sin!! you're a poet and you know it!
Sinister Wrote:There once was a broad named JackBoots
When she would walk by there'd be car toots
She knows she is hot
And a whimp she is not
Fuck with her and you're hurtin' a LOT.
that WAS good!!!::lmao::
jackboots Wrote:very cool Sin!! you're a poet and you know it!
But her feet show it there Longfellows::bigg::
FUC OFF LOSER Wrote:jackboots Wrote:very cool Sin!! you're a poet and you know it!
But her feet show it there Longfellows::bigg::
I have perfectly normal-sized, precisely proportioned feet, I'll have you know!!! With
purple toenails!!!! SO KISS MY FUCKIN' ASS!!!!
Just nice to see someone else around tonight. This place got quiet....
::lmao::
There once was a biker named Choad
Who took her chopper on the road
When she ran over what she thought was a squid
She realized it was only Liquid
She said shit at least it wasn't a toad
His initials were read F-O-L
He decided to walk into hell
What he wasn't aware
Was he shouldn't have dared
Now we're hearinghis ringing death knell.
::dlaugh::
The was a queer Brit called OP,
Who loved women to squat over him and pee,
He took particualr delight,
When their piss was so bright,
And didn't mind paying the fee.