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Los Angeles (CNN) -- Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver announced Monday that they are "amicably separating," but there was no mention of divorce in their joint statement.

Confirmation of their split came just two weeks after the 25th anniversary of their marriage and four months after Schwarzenegger left the California governor's office.

"This has been a time of great personal and professional transition for each of us," their statement said. "After a great deal of thought, reflection, discussion, and prayer, we came to this decision together."

The statement did not reveal when the separation began, but Shriver, 55, was not wearing her wedding band in a video posted on YouTube two weeks ago.

"At this time, we are living apart, while we work on the future of our relationship," they said.
Los Angeles (CNN) -- Lindsay Lohan must report to jail by June 17 to begin serving a 120-day sentence for a necklace theft charge, a judge ordered Wednesday.

Lohan was not at the hearing, but her lawyer entered a no contest plea -- equivalent to a guilty plea -- on her behalf Wednesday morning.

Early release formulas, required by a federal order to reduce jail overcrowding, will likely reduce the sentence to about 14 days in jail, which the judge said "seems to be like shopping at Costco."

Lohan likely qualifies to serve her sentence in home confinement, instead of a jail cell, but the probation officials will decide that, according to Los Angeles County Sheriff spokesman Steve Whitmore.


sickening.
Is the stupid fucked up bitch actually going to serve some hard time for a change?

Theres an English "rock star" called Pete Docherty who seems to get arrested for drugs offences every frigging month yet he never gets sent to jail.
The Bloated and the Beautiful. Pete and Lindsay.

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Ashton Kutcher inks deal to replace Charlie Sheen on 'Two and a Half Men'
Ashton Kutcher signed a deal last night to replace Charlie Sheen on television's top-rated sitcom, a source told The Post.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/as...z1MEXJCW4u

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/as...7fmyg1x6CO
(05-11-2011, 04:11 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: [ -> ]The Bloated and the Beautiful. Pete and Lindsay.

Lindsay Lohan hasn't looked that good for years.

This is what she looks like now....



Jesus. She doesn't even look like a twenty something anymore.
(05-13-2011, 11:59 AM)Duchess Wrote: [ -> ]

Jesus. She doesn't even look like a twenty something anymore.

Don't do drugs, drugs are bad, m'kay?



That doesn't apply to weed, right? Awink
(05-13-2011, 08:09 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: [ -> ]Ashton Kutcher inks deal to replace Charlie Sheen on 'Two and a Half Men'
Ashton Kutcher signed a deal last night to replace Charlie Sheen on television's top-rated sitcom, a source told The Post.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/as...z1MEXJCW4u

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/as...7fmyg1x6CO

Not that I give a flying fuck, but YESTERDAY they reported it was gonna be Hugh Grant.
(05-13-2011, 11:54 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [ -> ]Lindsay Lohan hasn't looked that good for years.

This is what she looks like now....

Oh god she aged fast

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(05-13-2011, 01:46 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: [ -> ]
(05-13-2011, 11:54 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: [ -> ]Lindsay Lohan hasn't looked that good for years.

This is what she looks like now....

Oh god she aged fast
Are you teasing? That doesn't even look like her in the second photo. She looks bad!


I think Zero may have "chopped" it. 113
Its a conglomeration of 4 pics with the one OP posted earlier as a mirror of itself and some liberties taken with Lindsay's hair style.


She sorta makes me think of Donna Douglas (played Elly May Clampett on the Beverly Hillbillies) at 60.

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Queen Lindsay
These "stars" have people that direct them all over. Anything that will get them famous they exploit. Without the bad girl attitude their acting would be considered mediocre. Britany Spears is an example, she was plastered on every tabloid and now she is shown as a druggy gone clean. I tell ya its all a gimmick. A money making gimmick.
another pig like john edwards.

fucking the help:

LOS ANGELES -- Former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has acknowledged that he fathered a child with a member of his household staff, a revelation that apparently prompted wife Maria Shriver to leave the couple's home before they announced their separation last week.

Schwarzenegger and Shriver jointly announced May 9 that they were splitting up after 25 years of marriage. Yet, Shriver moved out of the family's Brentwood mansion earlier in the year after Schwarzenegger acknowledged the child is his, The Los Angeles Times reported Tuesday.


Yup. I read that earlier. Why do these men feel the need to confess? He kept his mouth shut for ten yrs. for christssake.
This is how pathetic we've become as a nation. Don't get me wrong, I don't think Jennifer Anniston is annoying at all..but the death of her dog makes news?

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=Jennife...701&fr2=ps

Give me a fucking break.
Her dog probably had better health cover than her personal assistant.