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Jackass Parts!
The first part of the video is Bam at the crash site. Then end of it is his first interview and it shows the people taking car parts off of the scene.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ9mYjYlN...r_embedded


His pain was really hard to see. I haven't had the worst moment of my life yet & that scares me a little.
I was thinking that getting run through a big industrial wood chipper would be painful but after watching a 20" tree go through. It would be over rather quickly. Just another thought if they run out of that lethal injection drug. Feet first might be a bit cruel so head first would be the way to go.
if her probation isn't violated and she isn't confined for her own welfare, then CA might as well just go ahead and fall into the sea. because they are fucking sodom and gomorrah without a judiciary.


Los Angeles (CNN) -- Lindsay Lohan failed a court-ordered alcohol test last week and will have to go before a judge for a probation violation hearing Thursday morning, according to a source close to the case.

Lohan's failed test, which the source said took place on June 13, comes while the actress is confined to her Venice Beach, California, home because of a jail sentence imposed last month.

The actress will appear before Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge Stephanie Sautner at 10 a.m. Thursday, the same judge who sentenced her to 120 days in jail after she pleaded guilty to stealing a necklace, a prosecution spokeswoman said Wednesday.


edit to add: Lindsay Lohan will not go to jail,because Judge Stephanie Sautner ruled the prior judge -- Eldon Fox -- only required controlled substances testing from January 3 - February 25, 2011.

The judge never mentioned drinking -- because Lindsay flunked a test -- but it didn't matter because according to Judge Sautner Lindsay did NOT violate her probation.


more photos:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...ation.html

arriving today--->
Maria Shriver filed for divorce today.

petition here:

http://documents.latimes.com/maria-shriv...ce-papers/
Is she wearing stretch pants?

Sinead then:
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Sinead now:
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OMG! I have a friend that went out for drinks with Sinead O'Connor and another person. She said that she (Sinead) was really nice. I knew she would be. She is a lovely lady.

I didn't recognise her hey? It's like, who is that middle aged suburban woman. To be honest, it's not good
i know she doesn't need the money, but it's the principle.
he's such a pig.

The Associated Press
July 21, 2011

LOS ANGELES — Arnold Schwarzenegger has indicated in court filings that he does not want to pay Maria Shriver spousal support or her attorney's fees in their divorce case.

The couple announced they had split in May, and Schwarzenegger later disclosed he had fathered a child with a member of his household staff.

The actor and former California governor filed his response to Shriver's divorce petition Wednesday in Los Angeles.

The issues of whether Shriver will receive spousal support and who will pay her attorney's fees are the only differences in their initial filings to end their 25-year marriage.

They are seeking joint custody of two of their sons, who are 17 and 13.

Shriver filed for divorce on July 1.
Ah-nold should thank God that Maria let that shriveled, thumb of a steroid-blighted peen and shrunken raisin sac anywhere near her and just STFU and pay up. Ass hat.
she's broke? hahahahaha hah

Los Angeles (CNN) -- A lapse in Lindsay Lohan's health insurance -- because she's not been working in the past year -- has prevented her from paying for the psychological counseling ordered as part of her probation, her lawyer revealed in court Thursday.

"Maybe she knows somebody who can help out," Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge Stephanie Sautner said, warning Lohan she had 21 days to sign up for counseling.

Judge Sautner ordered the actress to appear in court Thursday so she could review the actress' progress on meeting the requirements of her probation for a shoplifting conviction and two older drunk driving convictions.

Lohan, 25, entered a guilty plea in May to stealing a necklace from a Venice, California jewelry story.

While Lohan is in compliance with her community service, fines and shoplifting counseling requirements, but she has not signed up for the court-ordered psychological counseling, the judge said. She could be ordered to jail unless she proves within three weeks that she has found a psychologist, Sautner said.

Group counseling, which probationers attend, is often free or low-cost, but Judge Sautner agreed with Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Holley, that Lohan's celebrity status makes that unworkable.

"I don't want group counseling for her," Sautner said. "She needs one on one counseling."

Lohan scribbled a note to her lawyer during the hearing saying she believed she could raise the cash soon to enter counseling.

The judge chided Lohan for only completing 33 of the required 480 hours of community service so far. If it's not finished within a year, she could go to jail, she said.

She must work 120 hours at the Los Angeles County morgue after she completes 360 hours at the a women's center on Los Angeles' Skid Row section.


$1200. ugly shoes she wore to court:

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Signs_173 he'll die young too.

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(PEOPLE.com) -- For Ryan O'Neal, it was a sadly familiar scene: his son Redmond standing before a judge expressing exasperation over Redmond's latest drug-related troubles with the law.

Only this time, it was different. The long-troubled 26-year-old Redmond faces not only a much more severe penalty, including a long prison term, but a new psychological burden.

"He never recovered from the loss of his mother," Ryan told PEOPLE Thursday outside the Los Angeles Superior Court after Redmond pleaded not guilty to two charges, felony possession of heroin and being a felon in possession of a handgun.

Redmond, whose mother Farrah Fawcett died in 2009, was arrested Tuesday when police allegedly found heroin and marijuana in his car following a traffic stop in Santa Monica.

After police executed a search warrant at his apartment, they allegedly found a loaded handgun.

"He's an addict," added Redmond's half-sister Tatum O'Neal, who also attended the court session. "Addicts keep using until they want to stop. We're praying for him every day."

Judge Keith Schwartz told O'Neal he needed "tough love" and ordered him held without bail until an August 24 hearing.

"This is an ongoing pattern you have and it hasn't been addressed for whatever reason," added the judge, who didn't say whether Redmond will get prison time or more drug treatment in this case, although he thinks he would get better drug treatment if he does not go to prison.

A lawyer for O'Neal pleaded for leniency in the case. "All of this is because of narcotics," defense attorney Richard Pintal told the judge. "What he have here is a relapse ... It's the nature of the disease."
Yes, I'm afraid you are right. He will die young.....and his Dad will still be making excuses for him!!!!

Guess that's what parents do..... and actually not sure if tough love from his Dad would make any difference at this point.
It's pretty simple to understand really, when you start out life as a fucked up kid with parents that are too sexy for their shirts and you get every fucking thing you want, you can't help but grow up to be a fucked up adult who still gets everything they want.

Movie stars should be banned from having kids.
(08-06-2011, 11:24 PM)IMaDick Wrote: [ -> ]Movie stars should be banned from having kids.


And so should stupid people, selfish people, low income people & homely people.


Once normal people hit Hollyweird they turn into wooden zombies that never blink. They are all so insecure and arrogant that it turns them into liberals and progressives. Its like a voodoo spell.
he did have a nice ranch in Jupiter.

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A bank is seeking to foreclose on Burt Reynolds' Florida home so it can collect about $1.2 million for a mortgage.

Merrill Lynch Credit Corp. has filed a lawsuit in Martin County against Reynolds, BankAtlantic and Great Eastern Mortgage, claiming the actor has not made a mortgage payment since Sept. 1, 2010, on the 12,500-square-foot house.

Merrill Lynch is asking a judge to order the home sold to satisfy debts. The county property appraiser valued the Mediterranean-style home at $2.4

ok i do not know who most of the so-called celebrities are out there. and i won't go read about their crap. so who the fuck is kim kardashian and is her wedding today really costing 26 million dollars??? when thousands have lost their homes in Joplin Mo.??

that is fucking obscene if it is true!! i can't stomach it.

is she related to that fucking robert kardashian, one of o.j. simpson's slimy lawyers?
(08-20-2011, 08:01 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: [ -> ]is she related to that fucking robert kardashian, one of o.j. simpson's slimy lawyers?


She's his daughter, they are a family of flakes. I don't believe for a moment this is a love match, I think it's for publicity & you'll be reading of a divorce inside of six months.

I saw a promo for their show recently, she had leaned in to kiss him & he burped right in her face, she giggled. 78


She has a nice round ass, that is the only positive thing I can think of to say about her.