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An airline told this women that her cleavage was inappropriate for flying.

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We all know that if she would've been assigned a seat next to me that I would've welcomed her with open arms (and open legs).

That's a 'Who' reference for those who are going to get skeeved out!

Gloria Allred is hoping on a plane somewhere right now.

I had no idea that there was such a thing as inappropriate cleavage.

There is ugly cleavage and cleavage that is too well hidden and cleavage that causes problems in marriages.

But inappropriate? I don't think so.

well the cleaves are uneven. The right one is much higher on the crevasse than the left, so I can see why the airline x'ed her out.. She should get a bra that shifts them properly so the cleaves are balanced, then she won't have that problem again.

I just read the story in Cosmo from the girl that got kicked of a Southwest plane because her shorts were too short per the flight attendant. There was a picture of her in the same outfit and the shorts were not bad.

People are ridiculous. At least her thong wasn't showing.

(06-15-2012, 03:14 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]I just read the story in Cosmo from the girl that got kicked of a Southwest plane because her shorts were too short per the flight attendant. There was a picture of her in the same outfit and the shorts were not bad.

People are ridiculous. At least her thong wasn't showing.

Standing up, the shorts may not have been too short, however, what if she sat down and her monkey was showing?

What then?

What I don't get is, are the pilots distracted by this, or is it the flight attendants who take offense?

If word gets around the cabin, are they fearful that everyone will want to walk up and down the aisles catching a gander?

I NEED ANSWERS!!

What's inappropriate is the amount of calories she must consume to look like a barrel with tits.

(06-15-2012, 03:18 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: [ -> ]
(06-15-2012, 03:14 PM)ramseycat Wrote: [ -> ]I just read the story in Cosmo from the girl that got kicked of a Southwest plane because her shorts were too short per the flight attendant. There was a picture of her in the same outfit and the shorts were not bad.

People are ridiculous. At least her thong wasn't showing.

Standing up, the shorts may not have been too short, however, what if she sat down and her monkey was showing?

What then?

What I don't get is, are the pilots distracted by this, or is it the flight attendants who take offense?

If word gets around the cabin, are they fearful that everyone will want to walk up and down the aisles catching a gander?

I NEED ANSWERS!!

It was the flight attendant that took offense to the shorts. Funny thing was no one said anything to her until she was seated and belted on the plane. She went through security and the whole shebang. She ended up having to take a later flight wearing the same outfit and no one said a word to her.