Post: #1

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that ³⁄₄ of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the hat.

Post: #2

Funny thing..my son in law gets the same response when he wears his INS gear.

Post: #3

Works great at Home depot also.

I really need to volunteer at the voting polls this November, and bring MY magic green hat.

Post: #4

Every American should own a magic green hat.