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this is for you Crash!

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No warning to a Mormon should be friendly... <insert die cunt pic here>

:fukya:

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now now, love your fellow mor-mans
it could be worse, they could be scientologists.

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That's the irony... 90% of gay people don't impose themselves on people... 99% of Mormons do at some stage. Radical God bothering cunts they are

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no religion is safe at Mock. we are equal-opportunity blasphemers.

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(08-24-2010 11:15 AM)Lady Cop Wrote:  no religion is safe at Mock. we are equal-opportunity blasphemers.

I've been wanting to say this all day.

Shesmetet!

May Ptah forgive me.

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Anubis is going to get you Clad! and Ra and Horus and Bast too.

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I need to be careful with blaspheming the Egyptian Gods since they're pretty close to my own. I'm not sure I can really tell them apart.

But if a God can't take a little criticism, fuck 'em. I consider this a very worshipful thing to say and will let you know how it works out for me.

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so Clad, if you were Hindu and in India, you'd be swimming with Ganesh! a very cool god~

Ganesh is the Hindu God of knowledge and the remover of obstacles or God of elimination of troubles. He is also called Ganapati (leader of people), Buddhividhata ( god of knowledge ), or Vighnahara (god to remove obstacles). In fact Lord Ganesh has at least 108 names. He is one the most important Gods in the Hindu religion so that all sacrifices and religious ceremonies, all serious compositions in writing, and all worldly affairs of importance are begun with an invocation to Lord Ganesh.

Ganesh is usually depicted as an elephant head figure with a large pot belly. He has four hands with one hand always extended to bless people. Like most other Hindu gods, he has a ‘vehicle’, in his case a rat: this rat is usually shown at the foot of the god, but sometimes Ganesh is astride the rat. This unique combination of his elephant-like head and a quick moving rat vehicle represents tremendous wisdom, intellegence, and presence of mind.

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You call me a Moron already? I just got here! [/i]Who'd a thought?

Post: #11

(09-15-2010 06:22 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:  so Clad, if you were Hindu and in India, you'd be swimming with Ganesh! a very cool god~

Ganesh is the Hindu God of knowledge and the remover of obstacles or God of elimination of troubles. He is also called Ganapati (leader of people), Buddhividhata ( god of knowledge ), or Vighnahara (god to remove obstacles). In fact Lord Ganesh has at least 108 names. He is one the most important Gods in the Hindu religion so that all sacrifices and religious ceremonies, all serious compositions in writing, and all worldly affairs of importance are begun with an invocation to Lord Ganesh.

Ganesh is usually depicted as an elephant head figure with a large pot belly. He has four hands with one hand always extended to bless people. Like most other Hindu gods, he has a ‘vehicle’, in his case a rat: this rat is usually shown at the foot of the god, but sometimes Ganesh is astride the rat. This unique combination of his elephant-like head and a quick moving rat vehicle represents tremendous wisdom, intellegence, and presence of mind.

The Egyptian equivalent is Thoth but he doesn't have so many attributes or a vehicle. (well sometimes a boat)

I suspect modern people misunderstand the ancient Gods. Ancient religion wasn't even really a religion so much as a way of describing nature. The Egyptian word for God was actually "ntr" or "neter". It is believed that this is the origin of the word nature.

In western languages the term God comes from "opening of the mouth", "shining forth", "light". I believe these are all related to building pyramids. We've been in a dark ages for amore than 4,000 years and no one noticed.

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My 9 yr old son said to me the other day as I was coming home from work: "Mom, those guys from the GEEK squad were here earlier looking for you." (Not sure if everyone here has a local "Best Buy" store, but the Geek Squad is the pc repair team, dressed in button up shirts/nerdy looking).
I couldn't for the life of me figure out why computer repair men dressed as nerds would be coming to our place.
I realized when my son handed me their "card" that they were actually LDS/Mormon missionaries.
Had a good laugh!

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just FYI, this thread title was a goof on some stupid thread titled "a friendly warning to all morons."

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Haaa, yes, saw that. I couldn't believe these guys were daring enough to come out to our place (rural) and try and talk to me about Joseph Smith.
Buncha BS.
Although I'm not a huge South Park tv show fan, there is a funny one out there somewhere about Joseph Smith/Mormons....
I had a client years ago that had a daughter in Scientology and she was literally banned from seeing or talking to the daughter for years after she defected from the religion herself. It was very sad, this woman died alone and never was able to reach the daughter before her death.