Post: #15

(02-02-2012 07:33 PM)Sterling Wrote:  

(02-02-2012 07:24 PM)username Wrote:  The crime forum?? Well shit. And here I thought Dick was doing a white knight thing to save his internet crush from further hurt by big, bad Sterling.

Hrumph.

See. He IS a legend in your mind. Be ashamed. Be very ashamed.

Well I said you were big and bad so you and Dick are practically a couple in my mind.

Post: #16

Post: #17

(02-02-2012 06:50 PM)Sterling Wrote:  Awww, c’mon buddy! What’s with the puffed-up chest attitude? I certainly didn’t intend to emasculate you by suggesting your law enforcement skills are best suited to catching a cold than to solve real crimes. Honest. You’re Mock’s undisputed Legend and certainly not to be outdone by me!

I’m sorry I made fun of sharit. I now understand [through several PMs from members] she is your prospective date to Mock’s Valentine Ball. Congratulations on not going stag, this year. I’m sure she will be duly impressed with your legendary LE competency and flair. It truly is amazing to me, after six weeks of this child being missing, sharit came to the unbelievable conclusion the child is likely dead. Wow! Stop the fucking presses!

I now see you as Mock’s Don Quixote and your sharit as Dulcinea! I bow to you, Sir Knight and your brilliant trap. I have been bested by your nimble intellectual internet maneuvers.

One thing puzzles me, ImaDick. Why didn’t you leap to defend the sanctity of the crime thread after post #65? My guess: Smart, independent and attractive women frighten you. That’s okay. It happens to Woody Allen, too.

I wasn't defending anything, I gave you a thread of your own to vent in because im generous.

it stopped the crap in the crime forum and you have learned from the experiance.

My plane was a success and a plan that even a retard couldn't screw up..

Post: #18

(02-02-2012 07:24 PM)username Wrote:  The crime forum?? Well shit. And here I thought Dick was doing a white knight thing to save his internet crush from further hurt by big, bad Sterling.

Hrumph.

I don't do internet crushes, LC gets pissed.

Post: #19

(02-03-2012 02:47 AM)IMaDick Wrote:  My plane was a success

*ahem*

Post: #20

(02-03-2012 07:13 AM)Duchess Wrote:  

(02-03-2012 02:47 AM)IMaDick Wrote:  My plane was a success

*ahem*

It was late and someone said something a few days ago, that's why I made that mistake.

Post: #21

(02-03-2012 11:57 AM)IMaDick Wrote:  I am retarded and I was drunk as usual, that's why I made that mistake.

We understand dick, we understand.

Post: #22

(02-03-2012 02:40 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:  

(02-03-2012 11:57 AM)IMaDick Wrote:  I am retarded and I was drunk as usual, that's why I made that mistake.

We understand dick, we understand.

Fuck off inmate.

Post: #23

Dick always bites like the brainless little guppy he is.

Post: #24

(02-03-2012 03:21 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:  Dick always bites like the brainless little guppy he is.

Let us examine this statement.

Either you post all day to the members here because you DON'T want them to reply, OR you talk shit just like everybody else but only we are the guppies and you are the master?

Do you see what I mean about your fucked up reasoning ability?

It's fucking strange to post to/about people and then try to mock them for replying. It is elementary school behavior. Oooooooh, you looked!

Dumbass.