Post: #29

Dickie! you're on tonight!

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Post: #30

(02-18-2012 03:31 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:  My sister made that stuff all the time.

She made a lion once and when she got on the bus, someone flicked their bic and POOF, up in flames instantly. One girls hair caught on fire...

Never flick your bic around macrame!!

Aw. That sucks.

I think I really might order a few plant hangers. I have fond memories of them growing up with a pie pan under the plant.

Post: #31

(02-18-2012 02:04 PM)Cracker Wrote:  

(02-18-2012 01:50 PM)Tonyg41 Wrote:  I wasn't even a thought in my dads balls yet, so I cant remember

You weren't alive in 1979?

I'm sure when your dad thought about having a fine son someday, you didn't cross his mind at all.

That is correct

Post: #32

(02-18-2012 04:55 PM)Tonyg41 Wrote:  

(02-18-2012 02:04 PM)Cracker Wrote:  

(02-18-2012 01:50 PM)Tonyg41 Wrote:  I wasn't even a thought in my dads balls yet, so I cant remember

You weren't alive in 1979?

I'm sure when your dad thought about having a fine son someday, you didn't cross his mind at all.

That is correct.

Do you live in ohio?

Post: #33

(02-18-2012 04:55 PM)Tonyg41 Wrote:  

(02-18-2012 02:04 PM)Cracker Wrote:  I'm sure when your dad thought about having a fine son someday, you didn't cross his mind at all.

That is correct

Tell him I'm sorry you turned out like you did, but he should have never married your bitch of a mother.

Post: #34

(02-18-2012 12:49 PM)IMaDick Wrote:  

(02-18-2012 11:10 AM)thekid65 Wrote:  And dont forget about that Jethro Tull dude....hahahahaha

Ian Anderson was one of those who inspired me to play the guitar.

Great song. He's a great flautist too. Some really good musicians have come out of Scotland.

Post: #35

(02-18-2012 05:07 PM)Cracker Wrote:  

(02-18-2012 04:55 PM)Tonyg41 Wrote:  

(02-18-2012 02:04 PM)Cracker Wrote:  I'm sure when your dad thought about having a fine son someday, you didn't cross his mind at all.

That is correct

Tell him I'm sorry you turned out like you did, but he should have never married your bitch of a mother.

I came from a dog? Holy crap....

Post: #36

(02-18-2012 07:58 PM)Tonyg41 Wrote:  I came from a dog? Holy crap....

Are you older than 14 and from Ohio?

have you ever lied about your age on a forum application before?

Post: #37

Eh, at least he doesn't whine too much. I can stand him. I don't think he is funny at all, but I can stand him. He doesn't make excuses for being fat.

Post: #38

(02-18-2012 08:01 PM)IMaDick Wrote:  

(02-18-2012 07:58 PM)Tonyg41 Wrote:  I came from a dog? Holy crap....

Are you older than 14 and from Ohio?

have you ever lied about your age on a forum application before?

"have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Post: #39

Yes...ooo la la.

Post: #40

(02-18-2012 12:49 PM)IMaDick Wrote:  

(02-18-2012 11:10 AM)thekid65 Wrote:  And dont forget about that Jethro Tull dude....hahahahaha

Ian Anderson was one of those who inspired me to play the guitar.

Speaking of that...I've made a very significant and difficult lifestyle change recently Dick. Decided to reward myself yesterday with a present to me, that you'll appreciate.

Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.