I think they are and they walk among us. Would you agree?

Donovan inspired me & I swiped his idea. I respect you, Donovan.

Pappy is a goddess. I'd like to throw a pair of frilly panties on him on watch big Nate spank the living shit outta him.

I wish I would’ve appreciated more the couple of goddesses I was lucky enough to have been with in my youth.

Duchess flushes,and her inner goddess grabs a rose between her teeth and starts to tango.

I think I might be too tomboy-ish to ever be a goddess.

...and I'm a tiny bit opinionated. Many guys don't appreciate an opinionated goddess.

I like givin' people lip. It's like...it's like..it's like it's my fuckin' hobby.

(03-20-2018, 02:21 PM)Duchess Wrote: I think they are and they walk among us. Would you agree?

Have you seen some of those Victoria's Secret models walk? I imagine them with high falsetto voices though and then I have to giggle or smirk or something as their tight jiggly asses squeak down the runway and they meet their little yappy dogs in the dressing room. Now Eleanor Roosevelt, hey, she was a Goddess, right Cars?

(03-20-2018, 02:21 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I think they are and they walk among us. Would you agree?

Donovan inspired me & I swiped his idea. I respect you, Donovan.

I swear when I wrote that yesterday the actual thought that ran through my head was "ten bucks says some smartass has a Goddesses thread started by the time I check back in."

(03-20-2018, 04:32 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I think I might be too tomboy-ish to ever be a goddess.

...and I'm a tiny bit opinionated. Many guys don't appreciate an opinionated goddess.

I like givin' people lip. It's like...it's like..it's like it's my fuckin' hobby.

Opinionated women turn me on fiercely, as we've already covered. I figure men who are threatened by smart girls are projecting their own insecurities.

As for goddesses: I've seen pretty women, not so pretty women, and gorgeous women. But once in a very great while you meet a person who literally sucks the atmosphere from a room with their presence. Not even something you can define. But something that makes everything else stop in order to pay attention. If there are goddesses and God's walking among us, It's those people.

(03-21-2018, 09:16 AM)Donovan Wrote: But once in a very great while you meet a person who literally sucks the atmosphere from a room with their presence.

I think I know what you mean and it was the word "presence" that did it. A goddess doesn't have to be beautiful, she has whatever "it" is and no one has ever been able to define it.

(03-21-2018, 09:08 AM)Donovan Wrote: "ten bucks says some smartass has a Goddesses thread started by the time I check back in."

Heh

(03-20-2018, 09:13 PM)Maggot Wrote:

(03-20-2018, 02:21 PM)Duchess Wrote: I think they are and they walk among us. Would you agree?

Have you seen some of those Victoria's Secret models walk? I imagine them with high falsetto voices though and then I have to giggle or smirk or something as their tight jiggly asses squeak down the runway and they meet their little yappy dogs in the dressing room. Now Eleanor Roosevelt, hey, she was a Goddess, right Cars?

Well now Maggs, stick it in your ear, Raquel Welch is closer to my time!

I love her! I was just thinking of you Cars, good to hear from you. I just read an article about her and her yoga. I bet she could kick both of our asses without breaking a sweat.

The Goddesses are here to control the masses! I would go to the Church of the Goddess!

She's the Pied Pussy, always at the front of the Congo line.

Our Lady of Perpetual Ovulation.

I know I risk turning MS into a school shooter with this revelation, and totally mindfucking the rest of the Imaginary Penis Debate Squad, but...

Deep breath...

Tits do not make a goddess.

There, I said it.

(03-22-2018, 12:01 PM)Donovan Wrote: Tits do not make a goddess.

There, I said it.

Dude, earning brownie points with the ladies?

I don't think they have to be huge, but the breasts should be well shaped and youthful to qualify as a goddess. Same thing with a man, you can't really consider him a God if his penis is only 4 inches.

In order to qualify as a goddess one can't be dumb either, nor ill-mannered.

Being cross eyed would be negative scoring points I believe.