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RE: THANKSGIVING WEEK - sally - 11-25-2013

Growing up we always stuffed the turkey and no one ever got sick. I don't think it's a myth, however, so just to be on the safe I cook it separately for my own family. I'd rather not wake up at 2am puking and shitting my brains out over a stuffed bird.


RE: THANKSGIVING WEEK - Blindgreed1 - 11-25-2013

I'll be doing damage control as my kids are having Thanksgiving with my ex this year.


RE: THANKSGIVING WEEK - Duchess - 11-25-2013

(11-25-2013, 06:06 PM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: Thoughts, comments ??


Use a thermometer...that's all I've got.



RE: THANKSGIVING WEEK - crash - 11-25-2013

(11-25-2013, 06:06 PM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: Thoughts, comments ??


More than four-fifths of Britons think they are doing the right thing by washing the turkey.
In fact, this can splash harmful bacteria around the kitchen, which can lead to the cross-contamination of other foods.


Wtf? Are they washing it out with a hose? I think that article is a bunch of over-exaggerated crap.

I stuff my birds. I use frozen birds. I've never given anyone salmonella. Just thaw the thing out in the fridge over a few days. Wash it properly and don't use any surfaces or utensils that I've used with the poultry on anything else without washing and disinfecting them. Put a fucking meat thermometer in the thickest part of the bird. It's not that hard.

I do the same with chicken. All year round..


RE: THANKSGIVING WEEK - SIXFOOTERsez - 11-25-2013

(11-25-2013, 07:02 PM)crash Wrote:
(11-25-2013, 06:06 PM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: Thoughts, comments ??


More than four-fifths of Britons think they are doing the right thing by washing the turkey.
In fact, this can splash harmful bacteria around the kitchen, which can lead to the cross-contamination of other foods.


Wtf? Are they washing it out with a hose? I think that article is a bunch of over-exaggerated crap.

I stuff my birds. I use frozen birds. I've never given anyone salmonella. Just thaw the thing out in the fridge over a few days. Wash it properly and don't use any surfaces or utensils that I've used with the poultry on anything else without washing and disinfecting them. Put a fucking meat thermometer in the thickest part of the bird. It's not that hard.

I do the same with chicken. All year round..
Oh Sure, bring up all that intelligent bull shit why don't ya?
LOL


RE: THANKSGIVING WEEK - sally - 11-25-2013

You'll be sorry when you pass out and shit your pants at Walmart on Black Friday.


RE: THANKSGIVING WEEK - crash - 11-25-2013

I wouldn't be the first one..


RE: THANKSGIVING WEEK - Clang McFly - 11-25-2013

(11-25-2013, 06:18 PM)sally Wrote: I'd rather not wake up at 2am puking and shitting my brains out over a stuffed bird.
why not? You did it for crab Rangoons, piggy. Lol.


RE: THANKSGIVING WEEK - sally - 11-25-2013

(11-25-2013, 10:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-25-2013, 06:18 PM)sally Wrote: I'd rather not wake up at 2am puking and shitting my brains out over a stuffed bird.
why not? You did it for crab Rangoons, piggy. Lol.


LOL. I can't remember what possessed me to make up such a stupid story or where I even posted it. I should probably stop drinking.


RE: THANKSGIVING WEEK - Clang McFly - 11-26-2013

It's a pity that the story is false. I like crab rangoons and it got my white knight complex activated. I thought we had a real connection going that night. I used to like to make up stories while sober so maybe we do have some sort of connection after all. FYI, the crossdressing and priest aspirations are quite real.


RE: THANKSGIVING WEEK - thekid65 - 11-26-2013

(11-25-2013, 10:47 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-25-2013, 10:46 AM)thekid65 Wrote: decorate house for Christmas later on.


You'll post pix, right?

Only if you will (still waiting to see that new tree)


RE: THANKSGIVING WEEK - Duchess - 11-26-2013

(11-26-2013, 07:47 AM)thekid65 Wrote: Only if you will (still waiting to see that new tree)


I didn't get the new tree. When I first attempted to they were out of stock and I never went back. Smiley_emoticons_slash



RE: THANKSGIVING WEEK - Maggot - 11-26-2013

I'm still looking for that damn cranberry recipe.


RE: THANKSGIVING WEEK - Cynical Ninja - 11-26-2013

To heighten your Thanksgiving experience native Americans should be required by law to deliver a fresh turkey to the household of every paleface in the land. Then to cement the cultural tradition the native American in question should by shot and scalped. Happy Thanksgiving!


RE: THANKSGIVING WEEK - sally - 11-26-2013

Thanksgiving is another holiday the Christians totally fucked up, I can't even take off work and enjoy my turkey without having to think about how they murdered the Indians.


RE: THANKSGIVING WEEK - Clang McFly - 11-26-2013

(11-26-2013, 05:17 PM)sally Wrote: Thanksgiving is another holiday the Christians totally fucked up, I can't even take off work and enjoy my turkey without having to think about how they murdered the Indians.
Drinkum lots of firewater to help you forget.


RE: THANKSGIVING WEEK - Midwest Spy - 11-26-2013

(11-26-2013, 05:30 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-26-2013, 05:17 PM)sally Wrote: Thanksgiving is another holiday the Christians totally fucked up, I can't even take off work and enjoy my turkey without having to think about how they murdered the Indians.
Drinkum lots of firewater to help you forget.

Very sound advice, Clang.


RE: THANKSGIVING WEEK - Clang McFly - 11-26-2013

Smiley_emoticons_smile


RE: THANKSGIVING WEEK - sally - 11-27-2013

It's not that easy, I'm 132 Indian. They killed my people damn it.


RE: THANKSGIVING WEEK - Duchess - 11-27-2013



hah