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RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - cannongal - 12-08-2022
Do Aussie's really say shit like 'taking the piss' and 'chasing the pooch'? I'm reading a suspense thriller that is set in Australia. And those 2 phrases get thrown around a lot in the book.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - BigMark - 12-08-2022
And Bob's your uncle!
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - Clang McFly - 12-08-2022
A dingo ate my baby.
Tie my kangaroo down, sport.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - MirahM - 12-08-2022
(12-08-2022, 08:34 AM)Duchess Wrote:(12-08-2022, 03:43 AM)MirahM Wrote: Well that was fun.
Dicks and Christams Trees
Pokey things
What's not to love about dicks and Christmas trees. Dicks & Christmas trees for everyone!
Def not tipsy
I can't even use substance as a reason for acting strange! Its all natural!
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - rothschild - 12-08-2022
(12-08-2022, 01:05 PM)MirahM Wrote:(12-08-2022, 08:34 AM)Duchess Wrote:(12-08-2022, 03:43 AM)MirahM Wrote: Well that was fun.
Dicks and Christams Trees
Pokey things
What's not to love about dicks and Christmas trees. Dicks & Christmas trees for everyone!
Def not tipsy
I can't even use substance as a reason for acting strange! Its all natural!
Manic episode, then. Take a xanex and call me in the morning.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - MirahM - 12-08-2022
Just releasing after a fun night at the arena!
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - MirahM - 12-08-2022
(12-08-2022, 03:58 PM)rothschild Wrote:(12-08-2022, 01:05 PM)MirahM Wrote:(12-08-2022, 08:34 AM)Duchess Wrote:(12-08-2022, 03:43 AM)MirahM Wrote: Well that was fun.
Dicks and Christams Trees
Pokey things
What's not to love about dicks and Christmas trees. Dicks & Christmas trees for everyone!
Def not tipsy
I can't even use substance as a reason for acting strange! Its all natural!
Manic episode, then. Take a xanex and call me in the morning.
Another example of "men can't handle women" "Men can't handle women in all thier awesomeness"
BigMark could handle it! He handled it just fine!
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - MirahM - 12-08-2022
(12-08-2022, 11:20 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: A dingo ate my baby.
Tie my kangaroo down, sport.
In Germany a student might say, "Herr Klein Tommy pinched my rubber!"
It means Tommy stole his eraser.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - Clang McFly - 12-08-2022
(12-08-2022, 06:05 PM)MirahM Wrote: Just releasing after a fun night at the arena!
Didn't realize you were a squirter. Hope you brought a change of clothes.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - rothschild - 12-08-2022
(12-08-2022, 06:05 PM)MirahM Wrote: Just releasing after a fun night at the arena!
What was going on at the arena?
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - MirahM - 12-08-2022
A private event.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - MirahM - 12-08-2022
(12-08-2022, 06:10 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(12-08-2022, 06:05 PM)MirahM Wrote: Just releasing after a fun night at the arena!
Didn't realize you were a squirter. Hope you brought a change of clothes.
I am not a squirter, sorry to squash your fantasy.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - MirahM - 12-09-2022
Thank you
Alanis Morissette
How 'bout getting off of these antibiotics?
How 'bout stopping eating when I'm full up?
How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots?
How 'bout that ever elusive kudo?
Thank you India
Thank you terror
Thank you disillusionment
Thank you frailty
Thank you consequence
Thank you thank you silence
How 'bout me not blaming you for everything?
How 'bout me enjoying the moment for once?
How 'bout how good it feels to finally forgive you?
How 'bout grieving it all one at a time?
Thank you India
Thank you terror
Thank you disillusionment
Thank you frailty
Thank you consequence
Thank you thank you silence
The moment I let go of it was the moment
I got more than I could handle
The moment I jumped off of it
Was the moment I touched down
How 'bout no longer being masochistic?
How 'bout remembering your divinity?
How 'bout unabashedly bawling your eyes out?
How 'bout not equating death with stopping?
Thank you India
Thank you providence
Thank you disillusionment
Thank you nothingness
Thank you clarity
Thank you, thank you silence
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - MirahM - 12-09-2022
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - MirahM - 12-09-2022
Utopia
Alanis Morissette
We'd gather around
All in a room
Fasten our belts
Engage in dialogue
We'd all slow down
Rest without guilt
Not lie without fear
Disagree sans judgement
We would stay and respond
And expand and include and allow and forgive
And enjoy and evolve and discern
And inquire and accept and admit
And divulge and open and reach out and speak up
This is utopia, this is my utopia
This is my ideal, my end in sight
Utopia, this is my utopia
This is my nirvana
My ultimate
We'd open our arms
We'd all jump in
We'd all coast down into safety nets
We would share and listen and support and welcome
Be propelled by passion, not invest in outcomes
We would breathe and be charmed and amused by difference
Be gentle and make room for every emotion
This is utopia, this is my utopia
This is my ideal, my end in sight
Utopia, this is my utopia
This is my nirvana
My ultimate
We'd provide forums
We'd all speak out
We'd all be heard
We'd all feel seen
We'd rise post-obstacle, more defined, more grateful
We would heal, be humbled and be unstoppable
We'd hold close and let go and know when to do which
We'd release and disarm and stand up and feel safe
This is utopia, this is my utopia
This is my ideal, my end in sight
Utopia, this is my utopia
This is my nirvana
My ultimate
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - MirahM - 12-09-2022
Alanis Morissette
Citizen of the Planet
I start up in the north, I grow from special seed
I sprinkle it with sensibility
From French and Hungarian snow
I linger in the sprouting until my engine's full
Then I move across the sea
To European bliss
To language of poets
As I cut the cord of home
I kiss my mother's mother
Look to the horizon
Wide-eyed, new ground
Humbled by my new surroundings
I am a citizen of the planet
My president is kwan yin
My frontier is on an airplane
My prisons, homes for rehabilitating
Then I fly back to my nest
I fly back with my nuclear but everything is different
So I wait, my yearn for home is broadened
Patriotism expanded by callings from beyond
So I pack my things nothing precious, all things sacred
I am a citizen of the planet
My laws are all of attraction
My punishments are consequences
Separating from source, the original sin
I am a citizen of the planet
Democracy's kids are sovereign
Where the teachers are the sages
And pedestals fill with every parent
And so, the next few years are blurry
The next decade's a flurry of smells and tastes unknown
Threads sewn straight through this fabric
Through fields of every color one culture to another
And I come alive and I get giddy
And I am taken and globally naturalized
I am a citizen of the planet
From simple roots through high vision
I am guarded by the angels
And my body guides the direction I go in
I am a citizen of the planet
My favorite pastime edge stretching
Besotten with human condition
These ideals are borne from my deepest within
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - rothschild - 12-09-2022
My seed's pretty special.
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - MirahM - 12-09-2022
Is it sprinkled with sensibility?
Do you linger in the sprouting until the engine is full?
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - MirahM - 12-09-2022
RE: Hi! Is this thing on? - BigMark - 12-09-2022
Her engine runs on sex appeal.