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RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - rothschild - 04-23-2023
Piglet's e-penis is registered as a deadly weapon.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Clang McFly - 04-23-2023
(04-22-2023, 04:04 PM)sally Wrote: This is getting to be too much. Now I'm picturing Piglet and Clang in drag dancing to I'm Coming Out and Piglet looks like fucking Sophia from the Golden Girls.
My dad watched that show. I wonder if he was secretly gay...nah....he also liked watching The Expendables movies.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Clang McFly - 04-23-2023
(04-23-2023, 01:08 PM)rothschild Wrote: Piglet's e-penis is registered as a deadly weapon.
Emphasis on the dead(small and limp).
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Duchess - 04-23-2023
(04-23-2023, 12:39 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: An invite to a foreign fairy before any of her other Mock children.
I was just trying to make the point that I get jacked up watching football, not put to sleep. Anyone who has the misfortune to be sitting next to me gets slapped upon in my excitement.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - sally - 04-23-2023
(04-23-2023, 01:12 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(04-22-2023, 04:04 PM)sally Wrote: This is getting to be too much. Now I'm picturing Piglet and Clang in drag dancing to I'm Coming Out and Piglet looks like fucking Sophia from the Golden Girls.
My dad watched that show. I wonder if he was secretly gay...nah....he also liked watching The Expendables movies.
It's a good show.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - BigMark - 04-23-2023
I'm such a homophobe, woman doing it is so fucking hot, men much less so.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Duchess - 04-23-2023
I feel the same way.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - sally - 04-23-2023
Call me crazy, but I kind of like watching gay men porn.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - BigMark - 04-23-2023
CHANG!
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - BigMark - 04-23-2023
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - BigMark - 04-23-2023
(04-23-2023, 03:08 PM)sally Wrote: Call me crazy, but I kind of like watching gay men porn.
If you had a strapon would you want a male or female?
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - sally - 04-23-2023
(04-23-2023, 04:09 PM)BigMark Wrote:(04-23-2023, 03:08 PM)sally Wrote: Call me crazy, but I kind of like watching gay men porn.
If you had a strapon would you want a male or female?
Female
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Duchess - 04-23-2023
(04-23-2023, 05:15 PM)sally Wrote: Female
How you doin''?
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - Clang McFly - 04-23-2023
(04-23-2023, 03:12 PM)BigMark Wrote: CHANG!
(04-23-2023, 04:07 PM)BigMark Wrote:
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - MirahM - 04-23-2023
Oh wow
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - sally - 04-23-2023
(04-23-2023, 05:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:(04-23-2023, 05:15 PM)sally Wrote: Female
I'm doing good sugar butt, how you doin?
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - BlueTiki - 04-24-2023
(04-23-2023, 07:24 AM)Piglet Wrote: I was a psychological bully at school. Sean Locke left me alone because of it. i can out manouvre most if not all. im disliked universally.
You . . . a Psychological Bully?
Sorry, luv! That's just a lie you tell yourself to rationalize your universal "Billy-No-Mates" , condition.You know Sean ignored you because he was straight . . . and he quickly realized you were nothing more than a witless, delusional, sociopathic, closeted fairy.
No upside for him . . . which then denied you a crack at his backside. So you anointed yourself as a "psychological bully" to dethrone and deny your true and lonely, Rage Queen, self.
Your Freudian slip, when you used "manouvre", demonstrates Sean's correct assessment . . . and it also fed your delusional self-image, of being an Apex gay stud.
I admit I'm a bit rusty with my French, but isn't "ouvre " associated with some type of "opener" . . . like a can or bottle?
You go right on and keep fantasizing that you are the world's greatest "man-opener" . . . all the while watching men . . . bent over a table . . . playing Snooker.
It's so you!
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - BigMark - 04-24-2023
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - rothschild - 04-24-2023
You should have been an analist, Tiki.
RE: Sorry. But did I just hear you say . . . - BigMark - 04-24-2023
THAT was her stage name!