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RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - username - 06-09-2011

(06-08-2011, 06:24 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I can't wait for the day when she hangs herself and they walk her out the fucking door!!!

That would be a neat trick; a life-size marionette.


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - Cracker - 06-09-2011

Who starts work at 7 AM? That would put me over the edge. I start at 8 and am not really happy about it until about 9. Don't fuck with me until 9.

Midnight tokers: Does it have to be weed? A few glasses of wine won't work? Is the world so bad you need the altered perception or do you think it is just habit? Are you going to be scoring weed into your 80's and beyond? All things I want to know... (I have a lonely bud or two stashed away, wish I could Wonka Vision them to you.)


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - BlueTiki - 06-09-2011

I've been in a "mood" since Monday afternoon.

I'm tired of irresponible behavior. This includes my own lapses into irresponsibility, too.

Tomorrow morning won't be coming soon enough for me to get the hell outta Dodge and pretend this week was just a bad dream.




RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - Cracker - 06-09-2011

Are you home or still away, Tiki?

You have the warrior spirit:

In the life of a warrior there is only one thing, one issue alone which is really undecided: how far one can go on the path of knowledge and power? That is an issue which is open and no one can predict its outcome. I once told you that the freedom a warrior has is either to act impeccably or to act like a nincompoop. Impeccability is indeed the only act which is free and thus the true measure of a warrior’s spirit. ~ Carlos Castaneda

That's why you are so hard on yourself. Or you are an anal bitch. I prefer to think of you as a warrior.

This part is important, too:

You need nothing except impeccability. What really matters is being an impeccable warrior. Your only chance is your impeccability. You must wait without regrets. You must wait without expecting rewards. If you don’t act impeccably, if you begin to fret and get impatient and desperate, you’ll be cut down mercilessly by the sharpshooters from the unknown.

So chill and finish waiting. Smiley_emoticons_smile


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - Maggot - 06-09-2011

I scratched my armpit, then licked my finger to turn a few pages in this spec book. Smiley_emoticons_slash


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - Duchess - 06-09-2011



I have aphids.



RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - Maggot - 06-09-2011

(06-09-2011, 12:36 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I have aphids.

Get some vagisil. Maybe a 20lbs bucket.


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - BlueTiki - 06-09-2011

(06-09-2011, 12:27 PM)Cracker Wrote: Are you home or still away, Tiki?

Or you are an anal bitch.

Thanks, Cracker. I'm at home.

And I am, most likely, an "anal bitch".

There . . . material for all of the "backdoor men" of Mock.








RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - Maggot - 06-09-2011

Stepping in Mock lately is like going into a womans day magazine.


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - BlueTiki - 06-09-2011

(06-09-2011, 01:23 PM)Maggot Wrote: Stepping in Mock lately is like going into a womans day magazine.

hah

Did I mention I'm seeing Cake, at the Cosmo, Saturday nite?

Or was that in Woman's Day?

BTW - WHO reads Woman's Day?


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - IMaDick - 06-09-2011

Blame it on the pud and his mistress of spelling and grammar. woman's day? Maggot do you read woman's day? are you qualified to make the comparison?


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - Cracker - 06-09-2011

(06-09-2011, 12:32 PM)Maggot Wrote: I scratched my armpit, then licked my finger to turn a few pages in this spec book. Smiley_emoticons_slash

Women don't do stuff like this. Because, because, just....ew.

I don't go to the library because I am convinced people have spew and boogers and poop on their fingers when they turn the pages. You have just reinforced that for me. I buy books on Amazon then donate them when I get too many. Or I read the classics online.

I have avoided getting a Kindle, but I think you just cinched it for me.

There, I talked about mucous, shit, and sperm. That should make the man in you happy.


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - Duchess - 06-09-2011



That's why I don't like touching door knobs in public. It grosses me out so bad. Ugh.



RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - Maggot - 06-09-2011

(06-09-2011, 02:15 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(06-09-2011, 12:32 PM)Maggot Wrote: I scratched my armpit, then licked my finger to turn a few pages in this spec book. Smiley_emoticons_slash

Women don't do stuff like this. Because, because, just....ew.

I don't go to the library because I am convinced people have spew and boogers and poop on their fingers when they turn the pages. You have just reinforced that for me. I buy books on Amazon then donate them when I get too many. Or I read the classics online.

I have avoided getting a Kindle, but I think you just cinched it for me.

There, I talked about mucous, shit, and sperm. That should make the man in you happy.

I did it by mistake, being the in depth and deep man than I am. And it tasted like irish spring deodorant that should make the little bits tingle for ya.


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - Maggot - 06-09-2011

(06-09-2011, 02:11 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Blame it on the pud and his mistress of spelling and grammar. woman's day? Maggot do you read woman's day? are you qualified to make the comparison?

Sometimes I find a copy on the kitchen table and look through it to see what color smoke they are trying to blow up my wifes ass.


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - Duchess - 06-09-2011

(06-09-2011, 02:11 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Blame it on the pud and his mistress of spelling and grammar. woman's day? Maggot do you read woman's day? are you qualified to make the comparison?


Gawd damn. Another day of Dick being on the rag. *yawn*





RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - IMaDick - 06-09-2011

Given the gravity of the situation a little more restraint may be in order.

or not?


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - BlueTiki - 06-15-2011

Fucking tweekers!

Got a call from a client and they are having to spend $2,000 to replace 3 irrigation valves ripped-off by tweekers.

Cops are saying that is happening all over the Valley.

Fucking thieves!


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - IMaDick - 06-15-2011

Yep, scrap prices are up to that point again.

Brass $3.50, over 20# $3.25 per pound


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - BlueTiki - 06-15-2011

And the damn price of chlorine! $125 for 50 lbs.!

I was paying $94 in December 2010.

I'm changing to a chlorine generating system.