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RE: Whats for breakfast? - Clang McFly - 10-14-2020
(10-14-2020, 03:30 PM)sally Wrote:It's better than no sex at at all that's for sure. Still I don't know if I'm asexual, anxious or nervous, but I don't seem to get hard/enjoy porn and strippers like most men do. Last time i was at a strip club, I was embarrassed when the stripper asked if I was ok, and if I was enjoying myself.(10-14-2020, 02:20 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:I'd say doing it yourself is better.(10-14-2020, 01:09 PM)sally Wrote: It's nothing to write home about, Clang. You can get the same result on your own and it's easier. But I'm as cold as ice and don't like anyone touching me so I'm a bit different.So masturbation orgasm is the same as intercourse orgasm? I always assumed intercourse orgasms were more intense and pleasurable. I don't know if I'm cold as ice but some days I wonder if I'm asexual.
RE: Whats for breakfast? - sally - 10-14-2020
(10-14-2020, 05:29 PM)crash Wrote: Where the fuck was I trying to tell anyone what to do with their body? Get back in your box, you cranky cunt. Less booze, more sleep makes Sally a more user friendly MemberI didn't say that you told anyone what to do with their body, but you insinuated that you knew how their body works when you said that you pity them. I can probably speak for Roo as well when I tell you without a doubt that you do not need to pity us.
RE: Whats for breakfast? - Rootilda - 10-14-2020
Maybe you're just a private guy that doesn't like exhibitionist performances.
RE: Whats for breakfast? - Rootilda - 10-14-2020
(10-14-2020, 06:09 PM)sally Wrote:(10-14-2020, 05:29 PM)crash Wrote: Where the fuck was I trying to tell anyone what to do with their body? Get back in your box, you cranky cunt. Less booze, more sleep makes Sally a more user friendly MemberI didn't say that you told anyone what to do with their body, but you insinuated that you knew how their body works when you said that you pity them. I can probably speak for Roo as well when I tell you without a doubt that you do not need to pity us.
RE: Whats for breakfast? - crash - 10-14-2020
(10-14-2020, 06:09 PM)sally Wrote: I can probably speak for Roo as well when I tell you without a doubt that you do not need to pity us.
I still do.
RE: Whats for breakfast? - sally - 10-14-2020
Fine, then I pity you for needing someone to help you have a mind blowing orgasm.
RE: Whats for breakfast? - cannongal - 10-14-2020
(10-14-2020, 04:42 PM)Rootilda Wrote:(10-14-2020, 03:38 PM)crash Wrote: I pity your poor bastards that have never been fucked well enough that you still believe the best you can do is you.I pity you for not having a clit. They're magical.
And you having a great orgasm doesn't mean your partner did. While you're violently shooting spooge, you're not paying attention to her, are you? So her agreeing that "yes dear, it was the best sex of my life" could very well be a lie just to sooth your wounded male pride if she said otherwise.
I pity Roo. With previous screen names such as 'lumpy pussy ' and 'smegma ' I can't see anything with a dick wanting to get near her. Although, she might be a lesbian, but I can't see other women wanting to get near that, either. Meh, what do I know
RE: Whats for breakfast? - sally - 10-14-2020
She probably doesn't care, some women don't need men. Others are desperate for them, everyone is different. I couldnt care less about them, plus all I could get is old guys anymore and I dont find aging men that physically attractive.
RE: Whats for breakfast? - cannongal - 10-14-2020
I know she doesn't care. I'm just argumentative at the moment, and, I've never liked her for some reason.
RE: Whats for breakfast? - BigMark - 10-14-2020
Hidden behind some shrubbery on a large saggy porch the devils doorbell gets rung.
RE: Whats for breakfast? - crash - 10-14-2020
(10-14-2020, 06:44 PM)sally Wrote: Fine, then I pity you for needing someone to help you have a mind blowing orgasm.
I love your pity, Sal, give me moar!
RE: Whats for breakfast? - Maggot - 10-14-2020
I guess another person may not be needed but having someone else to have some fun with is probably my best way of performing my "little death" with.
RE: Whats for breakfast? - BigMark - 10-14-2020
It's hot to watch a girl ring the bell then you ringing it again a few times until she glows.
RE: Whats for breakfast? - sally - 10-14-2020
(10-14-2020, 07:56 PM)Maggot Wrote: I guess another person may not be needed but having someone else to have some fun with is probably my best way of performing my "little death" with.That's because a woman's body is way more fun, it's like a candy shop. Y'alls floppy nut sack and square butt isn't that much of a treat unless you're a gay man.
RE: Whats for breakfast? - MirahM - 10-14-2020
(10-14-2020, 05:22 PM)sally Wrote: Why are you trying to tell an 80 year old woman about her own body and mind? You dont think Roo has been around the block more than a Saigon hooker and knows how she likes to get off? Jesus, who do you think you are, Dr. Ruth?
RE: Whats for breakfast? - MirahM - 10-14-2020
My best fuck was with a woman
RE: Whats for breakfast? - crash - 10-14-2020
Mine too. All of them.
RE: Whats for breakfast? - crash - 10-15-2020
(10-14-2020, 06:55 PM)cannongal Wrote: I pity Roo. With previous screen names such as 'lumpy pussy ' and 'smegma ' I can't see anything with a dick wanting to get near her. Although, she might be a lesbian, but I can't see other women wanting to get near that, either. Meh, what do I know
Now I actually have five minutes....what the actual fuck?
I know I don’t get here that much, but when did that happen? Can someone do an EiLi5 for me? I thought Lumpy posted a nude of herself here that a bunch of people too exception too, and then there was a blow up about the change of ownership and Lumpy told Duchess she was a Cunt and fucked off (or hot fucked off), never to return and here she is back with a shiny new user name?
Soeaking of usernames, where that little het up box of giggles hiding? All uptight and self important sonewhere, I bet.
RE: Whats for breakfast? - sally - 10-15-2020
I'll give you a crash course. Lumpy has been a very bad girl over the years, but then she came back as Roo and her and Duchess happened to hit it off because of their Trump hate. Now they just share all the Trump hate amongst each other and it's as gratifying as a do it yourself orgasm.
RE: Whats for breakfast? - crash - 10-15-2020
So it gets you by in a pinch, but it’s no magic ‘gasm?