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RE: Just click on this - HairOfTheDog - 06-02-2013
(06-02-2013, 05:50 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:(06-02-2013, 05:40 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I clicked.
Don't worry the votes of heartless members count as well.
I thought the performance was good.
"Ask and you shall receive"...was what I was refraining from posting, given your sensitivity.
So, there it is.
Thanks.
RE: Just click on this - Eat Shit And Die - 06-02-2013
This shit is so gay.
RE: Just click on this - ramseycat - 06-02-2013
It was cool but it didn't bring me to tears.
ESAD **snort**
RE: Just click on this - Eat Shit And Die - 06-02-2013
RE: Just click on this - Maggot - 06-02-2013
Dance Motherfuckers..........DANCE!!!!
Or not.RE: Just click on this - username - 06-02-2013
I'm gay. I get kind of weepy (okay, not actual tears but still...) over stuff like this. Although the mother in that book sounds like a stalker re-reading it now.
Love You Forever
by Robert Munsch
A mother held her new baby and very slowly rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And while she held him, she sang:
I'll love you forever,
I'll like you for always,
As long as I'm living
my baby you'll be.
The baby grew. He grew and he grew and he grew. He grew until he was two years old, and he ran all around the house. He pulled all the books off the shelves. He pulled all the food out of the refrigerator and he took his mother's watch and flushed it down the toilet. Sometimes his mother would say, "this kid is driving me CRAZY!"
But at night time, when that two-year-old was quiet, she opened the door to his room, crawled across the floor, looked up over the side of his bed; and if he was really asleep she picked him up and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. While she rocked him she sang:
I'll love you forever,
I'll like you for always,
As long as I'm living
my baby you'll be.
The little boy grew. He grew and he grew and he grew. He grew until he was nine years old. And he never wanted to come in for dinner, he never wanted to take a bath, and when grandma visited he always said bad words. Sometimes his mother wanted to sell him to the zoo!
But at night time, when he was asleep, the mother quietly opened the door to his room, crawled across the floor and looked up over the side of the bed. If he was really asleep, she picked up that nine-year-old boy and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And while she rocked him she sang:
I'll love you forever,
I'll like you for always,
As long as I'm living
my baby you'll be.
The boy grew. He grew and he grew and he grew. He grew until he was a teenager. He had strange friends and he wore strange clothes and he listened to strange music. Sometimes the mother felt like she was in a zoo!
But at night time, when that teenager was asleep, the mother opened the door to his room, crawled across the floor and looked up over the side of the bed. If he was really asleep she picked up that great big boy and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. While she rocked him she sang:
I'll love you forever,
I'll like you for always,
As long as I'm living
my baby you'll be.
That teenager grew. He grew and he grew and he grew. He grew until he was a grown-up man. He left home and got a house across town. But sometimes on dark nights the mother got into her car and drove across town. If all the lights in her son's house were out, she opened his bedroom window, crawled across the floor, and looked up over the side of his bed. If that great big man was really asleep she picked him up and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And while she rocked him she sang:
I'll love you forever,
I'll like you for always,
As long as I'm living
my baby you'll be.
Well, that mother, she got older. She got older and older and older. One day she called up her son and said, "You'd better come see me because I'm very old and sick." So her son came to see her. When he came in the door she tried to sing the song. She sang:
I'll love you forever,
I'll like you for always...
But she couldn't finish because she was too old and sick. The son went to his mother. He picked her up and rocked her back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And he sang this song:
I'll love you forever,
I'll like you for always,
As long as I'm living
my Mommy you'll be.
When the son came home that night, he stood for a long time at the top of the stairs. Then he went into the room where his very new baby daughter was sleeping. He picked her up in his arms and very slowly rocked her back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And while he rocked her he sang:
I'll love you forever,
I'll like you for always,
As long as I'm living
my baby you'll be.
RE: Just click on this - Maggot - 06-02-2013
That song always reminds me to not waste a minute.
RE: Just click on this - Eat Shit And Die - 06-02-2013
user that's some fucking gay shit right there bro.
RE: Just click on this - Maggot - 06-02-2013
Crap!.........The Gays are coming, the gays are coming! Run!
RE: Just click on this - Eat Shit And Die - 06-02-2013
Get in your nuclear bunker MAGGIT1111
RE: Just click on this - Cynical Ninja - 06-03-2013
(06-02-2013, 08:50 PM)ESAD Wrote: user that's some fucking gay shit right there bro.
God help the wife and kids that might end up with a cunt like you as their husband/father.
You really would be a booby prize in the lottery of life.
RE: Just click on this - Eat Shit And Die - 06-03-2013
This will always remain a gay thread bro.
RE: Just click on this - Cynical Ninja - 06-03-2013
I had a feeling you didn't have a long term partner or any kids what woman in her right mind would want to carry your fucked up offspring in her belly?
RE: Just click on this - Eat Shit And Die - 06-03-2013
(06-03-2013, 07:20 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: what woman in her right mind would want to carry your fucked up offspring in her belly?
Stop sperging out you retard, last week you said you bet I have hundreds of children up and down the country, which is it, in your constant rush to insult me LOL at that, you forget the stupid crap you have already said to me previously, you fucking amateur.
BTW this thread will always be teh fucking gay bro
RE: Just click on this - Cynical Ninja - 06-03-2013
I revised my opinion and decided that no woman in their right mind would have your drug ridden half comatose tadpoles anywhere near their uterus.
RE: Just click on this - Eat Shit And Die - 06-03-2013
Bwahaha
You're still a fag and this thread is fucking gay bro.
RE: Just click on this - username - 06-03-2013
(06-03-2013, 06:46 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:(06-02-2013, 08:50 PM)ESAD Wrote: user that's some fucking gay shit right there bro.
God help the wife and kids that might end up with a cunt like you as their husband/father.
You really would be a booby prize in the lottery of life.
In all fairness, my post was gay. I put a children's book in Mock FFS!
I don't know what's wrong with me; I've had several sentimental moments lately.
RE: Just click on this - Duchess - 06-03-2013
(06-03-2013, 10:33 AM)username Wrote: I don't know what's wrong with me; I've had several sentimental moments lately.
I've said almost the exact same thing to myself in here recently. More than once!...often followed by a face palm as I sit here at home.
RE: Just click on this - Duchess - 06-03-2013
...and further more, I've developed an extreme interest in looking through page after page on Pinterest.
I should just go jump off a cliff now.
RE: Just click on this - Cynical Ninja - 06-12-2013
Attraction won the final of Britains got talent with this ode to Great Britain.
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=x1r9qNVqSrk
And here is their first audition and my personal favourite an ode to the armed forces and the sacrifices they make.
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=ApulqDysxGY