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- Middle Finger - 04-02-2009

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- Middle Finger - 04-02-2009

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- Middle Finger - 04-02-2009

Funny how while this chart is supposed to show how bad America is, it's actually a handy chart for something else. This chart should be called "In order of popularity, places you would considering moving to and living."

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- Jurassic - 04-02-2009

I can't believe that score is right for Columbia, just 3 ::dunno::

- Cynical Ninja - 04-02-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:This chart should be called "In order of popularity, places you would considering moving to and living."

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Yeah, I'd much rather live in Angola than Great Britain you septic dipshit.

Great Britain and Angola are both a 1000 times more safe than the US.


- Middle Finger - 04-02-2009

Great Britain and Angola ... can't wait to move to either of those places ... to be safer. ::lmao::


- Cynical Ninja - 04-02-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:Great Britain and Angola ... can't wait to move to either of those places ... to be safer. ::lmao::
Great Britainis safer than America, in every conceivible and measurable way possible.

- Middle Finger - 04-02-2009

You are 100 times more likely to suffer a low quality of life due to tooth rot in Great Britain than you would due to firearm injury in America.

- Lady Cop - 04-02-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:You are 100 times more likely to suffer a low quality of life due to tooth rot in Great Britain than you would due to firearm injury in America.
shaddap ::showass::. i LOVE England and all its historical sites and beautiful countryside. you are an uncultured oaf. ::tong2::

- Middle Finger - 04-02-2009

jackboots Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:You are 100 times more likely to suffer a low quality of life due to tooth rot in Great Britain than you would due to firearm injury in America.
shaddap ::showass::. i LOVE England and all its historical sites and beautiful countryside. you are an uncultured oaf. ::tong2::

OP sitting around with hamsters and rotting teeth is being cultured?


- Lady Cop - 04-02-2009

OK, you're not uncultured....here i bought you a present that suits your persona and will make up for it. :kiss::

- Middle Finger - 04-02-2009

Damn, that's nasty!

I have more culture in my New York pinky than OP has in his entire clan of shadow fucks and hamster bitches.

- Maggot - 04-02-2009

AndI thought whisky flavored toothpaste was strange.::lmao::

- OnBendedKnee - 04-02-2009

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:Damn, that's nasty!

I have more culture in my New York pinky than OP has in his entire clan of shadow fucks and hamster bitches.
And, that's saying quite a bit as we all know the vile and nasty places that pinky has been.

- Middle Finger - 04-02-2009

OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:Damn, that's nasty!

I have more culture in my New York pinky than OP has in his entire clan of shadow fucks and hamster bitches.
And, that's saying quite a bit as we all know the vile and nasty places that pinky has been.
Every single one of which is totally neutralized by a daily encounter with garlic.



- OnBendedKnee - 04-02-2009

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:
OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:Damn, that's nasty!

I have more culture in my New York pinky than OP has in his entire clan of shadow fucks and hamster bitches.
And, that's saying quite a bit as we all know the vile and nasty places that pinky has been.
Every single one of which is totally neutralized by a daily encounter with garlic.
But does she smile each and every time you place the garlic 'there'?

- Middle Finger - 04-02-2009

OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:
OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:Damn, that's nasty!

I have more culture in my New York pinky than OP has in his entire clan of shadow fucks and hamster bitches.
And, that's saying quite a bit as we all know the vile and nasty places that pinky has been.
Every single one of which is totally neutralized by a daily encounter with garlic.
But does she smile each and every time you place the garlic 'there'?

Honey, she smiles each and every time she just thinks I am even remotely thinking of doing anything there.


- sally - 04-02-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:
OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:Damn, that's nasty!

I have more culture in my New York pinky than OP has in his entire clan of shadow fucks and hamster bitches.
And, that's saying quite a bit as we all know the vile and nasty places that pinky has been.
Every single one of which is totally neutralized by a daily encounter with garlic.
But does she smile each and every time you place the garlic 'there'?

Honey, she smiles each and every time she just thinks I am even remotely thinking of doing anything there.
That's nice, you're calling OBK honey now?

- ramseycat - 04-02-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:Damn, that's nasty!

I have more culture in my New York pinky than OP has in his entire clan of shadow fucks and hamster bitches.
And, that's saying quite a bit as we all know the vile and nasty places that pinky has been.
Every single one of which is totally neutralized by a daily encounter with garlic.
Gruuuoooosssss! You're one of THOSE guys that stink like garlic all the time. FOUL!


- Middle Finger - 04-02-2009

Yes, I called OBK honey ... just to be different and totally throw him off of his game.

Ramsey, shut the fuck up. You'd be begging for more garlic if I cooked and cleaned you for a weekend.