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CAN YOU STOP A BONER? - Duchess - 08-18-2013
Can you prevent a boner from happening at an inappropriate time?
RE: CAN YOU STOP A BONER? - JsMom - 08-18-2013
I'm very curious...
RE: CAN YOU STOP A BONER? - Duchess - 08-18-2013
MS will know for sure.
RE: CAN YOU STOP A BONER? - Duchess - 08-18-2013
...and Mr. Bone.
RE: CAN YOU STOP A BONER? - Jimbone - 08-18-2013
My first thought is 'why stop it?'
But my next thought is boners don't usually happen at inappropriate times after teen age years.
Can someone give an example of an inappropriate time?
RE: CAN YOU STOP A BONER? - Duchess - 08-18-2013
(08-18-2013, 01:17 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Can someone give an example of an inappropriate time?
...at a dinner party, the Dr.'s office, Starbucks.
RE: CAN YOU STOP A BONER? - Jimbone - 08-18-2013
I don't know... they all seem like as good a place as any to pop a boner.
RE: CAN YOU STOP A BONER? - Duchess - 08-18-2013
I'm thinking about boners which had lead me to think about wet dreams.
RE: CAN YOU STOP A BONER? - ramseycat - 08-18-2013
Duchess is horny today.
RE: CAN YOU STOP A BONER? - Duchess - 08-18-2013
Is it a full moon already?
RE: CAN YOU STOP A BONER? - sally - 08-18-2013
I can stop one in its tracks.
RE: CAN YOU STOP A BONER? - Cynical Ninja - 08-18-2013
Yes I can, I'm homo sapiens not a horny dribbling hairy arsed caveman like MS who shoots his yoghurt cannon at the briefest flash of tit.
RE: CAN YOU STOP A BONER? - Midwest Spy - 08-18-2013
Boners be very, very hard to control.
The slightest smile from a member of the fairer sex and thoughts turn to how great they'll look naked and thus, a boner is born.
Nah.
In reality, I can control myself is any situation, and don't just pop a boner in any old place.
RE: CAN YOU STOP A BONER? - sally - 08-18-2013
I went to BJ's brewery for lunch today and how convenient they have a Dick's sporting goods right next door. I wonder if everyone thinks about dicks and blow jobs when they go there. And if so do they get a boner.
RE: CAN YOU STOP A BONER? - Duchess - 08-18-2013
(08-18-2013, 03:48 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: The slightest smile from a member of the fairer sex and thoughts turn to how great they'll look naked and thus, a boner is born.
Can you "think" yourself into a boner? Never mind why anyone would want to but can you think about titty fucking the hot co-worker or daydream about someone totally fuckable and get one?
RE: CAN YOU STOP A BONER? - username - 08-18-2013
(08-18-2013, 01:21 PM)Jimbone Wrote: I don't know... they all seem like as good a place as any to pop a boner.
Nobody would notice anyway, JB. Pop away.
RE: CAN YOU STOP A BONER? - SIXFOOTERsez - 08-18-2013
(08-18-2013, 03:56 PM)Duchess Wrote:(08-18-2013, 03:48 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: The slightest smile from a member of the fairer sex and thoughts turn to how great they'll look naked and thus, a boner is born.
Can you "think" yourself into a boner? Never mind why anyone would want to but can you think about titty fucking the hot co-worker or daydream about someone totally fuckable and get one?
Yes, also when the wind blows
RE: CAN YOU STOP A BONER? - Jimbone - 08-18-2013
(08-18-2013, 03:56 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Can you "think" yourself into a boner? Never mind why anyone would want to but can you think about titty fucking the hot co-worker or daydream about someone totally fuckable and get one?
Absolutely.
(08-18-2013, 04:38 PM)username Wrote: Nobody would notice anyway, JB. Pop away.
You must have confused me with your Asian persuasion lovers.
RE: CAN YOU STOP A BONER? - Maggot - 08-18-2013
I was getting shaved for a hernia that made it look like I had another testicule and the Chinese girl that was shaving me simply flicked her finger on the base of the head of my cock so hard it almost gave me convulsions. I've never found a woman that could do that since and can only speculate where she is now, but I would like to kick her in the tits for doing that stupid crap to me. Laying it in my memory and all, I was devastated as I went under the gas and woke up with a huge headache. Then when I went home me Dad hugged me so hard I think he blew a stitch outta my nutsack but that's another story............
RE: CAN YOU STOP A BONER? - Cynical Ninja - 08-19-2013
(08-18-2013, 10:08 PM)Maggot Wrote: my cock my Dad so hard blew my nutsack
That's one memory maggotyboo that really needs to stay repressed son.