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RE: The Death List - BigMark - 04-14-2021
Is that next to Seattle?
RE: The Death List - Duchess - 04-15-2021
Betty White is the cat's ass and don't you forget it.
RE: The Death List - Maggot - 04-15-2021
At her age she probably smells like the cats ass too.
RE: The Death List - Clang McFly - 04-15-2021
(04-15-2021, 12:14 PM)Duchess Wrote: Betty White is the cat's ass and don't you forget it.
I think you meant "the cat's meow". Unless you think Betty White's wrinkled old face looks like a cat's ass.
RE: The Death List - Duchess - 04-15-2021
Hmmmph. The cat's ass is the very definition of sublime excellence.
RE: The Death List - Maggot - 04-15-2021
(04-15-2021, 01:16 PM)Duchess Wrote: Hmmmph. The cat's ass is the very definition of sublime excellence.
You wouldn't think so if you had to change the litter box every week.
RE: The Death List - sally - 04-15-2021
They stink so bad. I'd rather smell dog shit.
RE: The Death List - Maggot - 04-15-2021
(04-15-2021, 02:52 PM)sally Wrote: They stink so bad. I'd rather smell dog shit.
If I was a prisoner in North Korea starving like a naked Monkey I would rather eat dogshit, because catshit is spectacular on the yuuk meter scale. I walk into my bathroom where the litter box is some mornings and just wanna puke.
RE: The Death List - sally - 04-15-2021
I've been using the World's Best brand cat litter. I dont know if it really is the world's best, but it doesn't smell half as bad as that cheap cat litter my son was using. That shit smelled like a combination of pine sol and cat shit, I did actually hurl one day when I was cleaning it out. I also find it kind of disturbing that I'm talking about tuna fish in one thread and cat shit in the other.
RE: The Death List - Clang McFly - 04-15-2021
(04-15-2021, 04:51 PM)sally Wrote: I've been using the World's Best brand cat litter. I dont know if it really is the world's best, but it doesn't smell half as bad as that cheap cat litter my son was using. That shit smelled like a combination of pine sol and cat shit, I did actually hurl one day when I was cleaning it out. I also find it kind of disturbing that I'm talking about tuna fish in one thread and cat shit in the other.
It would be more disturbing if you accidentally ate cat shit and put tuna in the litterbox.
RE: The Death List - Clang McFly - 04-15-2021
(04-15-2021, 01:16 PM)Duchess Wrote: Hmmmph. The cat's ass is the very definition of sublime excellence.
Then lick a cat's butthole, Doochy.
(Sorry. Thought I'd channel rothschild for a minute. I don't like it. Again, sorry.)
RE: The Death List - BigMark - 04-15-2021
She's a tongue bunger from way back.
RE: The Death List - rothschild - 04-16-2021
(04-15-2021, 03:37 PM)Maggot Wrote:(04-15-2021, 02:52 PM)sally Wrote: They stink so bad. I'd rather smell dog shit.
If I was a prisoner in North Korea starving like a naked Monkey I would rather eat dogshit, because catshit is spectacular on the yuuk meter scale. I walk into my bathroom where the litter box is some mornings and just wanna puke.
I once made the mistake of swatting a juvenile coon on the ass with a broom to encourage it to leave the premises, which it did, but not before pissing and shitting on the stairs. Cat shit smells like lavender compared to coon shit, and man does it linger!
RE: The Death List - Duchess - 04-16-2021
(04-15-2021, 05:24 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(04-15-2021, 01:16 PM)Duchess Wrote: Hmmmph. The cat's ass is the very definition of sublime excellence.
Then lick a cat's butthole, Doochy.
(Sorry. Thought I'd channel rothschild for a minute. I don't like it. Again, sorry.)
Silly. No apology necessary. I think I can handle being called Doochy.
RE: The Death List - sally - 04-16-2021
Somewhat of a coincidence, but look what I found under my porch today. I believe there are several more under there like him.
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RE: The Death List - Maggot - 04-17-2021
Cool, you can become a cat lady now!
RE: The Death List - BigMark - 04-17-2021
Put some sprinklers in.
RE: The Death List - sally - 04-17-2021
I have them, but quit using it because there is so much rust in the water that it stains the driveway and house. The little bit of grass I have isn't worth it.
RE: The Death List - Duchess - 04-17-2021
(04-16-2021, 09:33 PM)sally Wrote: Somewhat of a coincidence, but look what I found under my porch today. I believe there are several more under there like him.
Oooohhhh! Look at that precious face! What are you going to do? Sal, if you take them to a shelter they will probably be killed. Unwanted kittens are a dime a dozen, particularly this time of year. Do you know how many are there?
RE: The Death List - sally - 04-17-2021
I counted four, but there could be more. We have a trap, nueter and release program here so I'll have to call animal control. If I leave them for too long I'll end up with hundreds in my yard.