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- Liquid - 03-31-2009
Cops Bust Stool Fool
Ohio man arrested for drunk driving on a homemade vehicle MARCH 31--In a law enforcement first, Ohio cops this month arrested a man for drunk driving on a motorized bar stool. That's right, a motorized bar stool, which can be seen below in a police evidence photo. According to cops, Kile Wygle, 28, crashed his bar stool near his Newark home earlier this month and called 911 due to his injuries. When an officer arrived and asked Wygle what happened, he answered, "I wrecked my bar stool." According to a Newark Police Division report, a copy of which [url=http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0331091stool2.html]you'll find here[/url], Wygle's homemade ride is powered by a Briggs & Stratton lawnmower engine. Wygle noted that the bar stool could hit nearly 40 miles per hour, but that he was only going 20 when he wiped out late in the afternoon on March 4 (a witness told police that he spotted someone driving a "strange motorized machine" before the crash). A plastered Wygle, who failed a series of field sobriety tests, was charged with DUI and driving with a suspended license, both misdemeanors. His bar stool was not impounded.
- The Antagonist - 03-31-2009
OMG It has a wheelie bar on it.
- Duchess - 03-31-2009
Hahahahaha...Holy Shit !
- Lady Cop - 03-31-2009
i can hear the hysterical laughter in briefing now! ::lmao::::banana::
i have to say this though...if he was on a public roadway and it would do 40 mph as claimed, he was a menace. dumbass.
- Middle Finger - 03-31-2009
This is a clear case of anti-bar profiling.
- Liquid - 03-31-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:This is a clear case of anti-bar profiling.now that is funny. good reference to the other thread!