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WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH - Midwest Spy - 09-18-2013
in the kingdom of Mock.
This is a place to opine about a man, woman (or both) whom you feel is sporting the biggest 'retro' 70's style bush.
You feel these people have never once trimmed their nether regions.
I'll go first:
Woman: HotD. She's kind of a Love Child from back in the day and may actually know Johnny Holmes and Ron Jeremy (not to mention Harry Reams).
This is not meant in a disparaging way. I'm not insinuating HotD has actually starred in any 70's porn.
Ramsey, Aussie and Duchess are close seconds.
RE: WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH - ramseycat - 09-18-2013
Ah yea, no.
RE: WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH - Maggot - 09-18-2013
When I think "hair" I think "spontaneous combustion", even contemplation might drive me mad. But.......at that point, why would you stop?
RE: WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH - HairOfTheDog - 09-18-2013
Well, MS, you're batting a thousand, as usual.
-Not sporting an afro, nor do I have hairy legs and underarms.
-Not a "love child"; my parents were married and barely even liked each other when I was conceived and born.
- I'm the same age as rams, not Tommy Tourette, FFS. So, by the time I starred in my first furry porn film, Jeremy, Holmes and Reams were either dead or half dead.
Oh...and, you're an effin' perv, MS.
RE: WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH - Midwest Spy - 09-18-2013
I've got a buddy whose mouth waters at the thought of a wild, unruly bush (on a woman, of course).
RE: WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH - Midwest Spy - 09-18-2013
(09-18-2013, 09:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Well, MS, you're batting a thousand, as usual.
Oh...and, you're an effin' perv, MS.
You do realize that it takes a special talent to be wrong all of the time don't you?
It's darn near as hard as being right all the time.
RE: WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH - HairOfTheDog - 09-18-2013
(09-18-2013, 09:12 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(09-18-2013, 09:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Well, MS, you're batting a thousand, as usual.
Oh...and, you're an effin' perv, MS.
You do realize that it takes a special talent to be wrong all of the time don't you?
It's darn near as hard as being right all the time.
All of the time?...I wouldn't know first hand.
Sometimes I'm right. Sometimes I'm wrong. Always been that way.
However, I never guess wrong about the thickness and length of the pubic hair belonging to men and women with whom I'm not sexually involved (because I don't sit around pondering and guessing about such matters in the first place).
RE: WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH - ramseycat - 09-18-2013
You're just an offensive dumbass. Stop this king about the ladies private parts. I can guarantee none of us are thinking about your junk.
RE: WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH - Midwest Spy - 09-18-2013
Offensive dumbass?
Ouch.
And, HotD, I wasn't trying to say YOU think you're right all the time. Just that to always be wrong has got to be as tough as being right all the time.
RE: WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH - sally - 09-18-2013
I'm sporting an afro like a mofo right now. We're not talking no blonde bush. I'm part Italian and Russian, this is a big motherfucker. I've been married 20 fucking years, who do I need to shave for? He's seen it every which way there is and honestly I don't think he gives a damn.
RE: WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH - HairOfTheDog - 09-18-2013
(09-18-2013, 09:30 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: And, HotD, I wasn't trying to say YOU think you're right all the time. Just that to always be wrong has got to be as tough as being right all the time.
I didn't think you were saying that; I was just answering your question about whether I realized what it takes to be wrong all the time. I don't have first hand knowledge about that (or being right all of the time either).
Anyway, if you'll excuse me, this pubic hair ain't gonna re-braid itself.
RE: WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH - Midwest Spy - 09-18-2013
(09-18-2013, 09:35 PM)sally Wrote: I'm sporting an afro like a mofo right now. We're not talking no blonde bush. I'm part Italian and Russian, this is a big motherfucker. I've been married 20 fucking years, who do I need to shave for? He's seen it every which way there is and honestly I don't think he gives a damn.
I threw out HotD, Ramsey, Duchess and Aussie as Red Herrings.
I knew all along that you were Queen of the Bush.
Bravo!
RE: WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH - Midwest Spy - 09-18-2013
(09-18-2013, 09:43 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(09-18-2013, 09:30 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: And, HotD, I wasn't trying to say YOU think you're right all the time. Just that to always be wrong has got to be as tough as being right all the time.
I didn't think you were saying that.
Anyway, if you'll excuse me, this pubic hair ain't gonna re-braid itself.
Haha!
RE: WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH - sally - 09-18-2013
(09-18-2013, 09:45 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(09-18-2013, 09:35 PM)sally Wrote: I'm sporting an afro like a mofo right now. We're not talking no blonde bush. I'm part Italian and Russian, this is a big motherfucker. I've been married 20 fucking years, who do I need to shave for? He's seen it every which way there is and honestly I don't think he gives a damn.
I threw out HotD, Ramsey, Duchess and Aussie as Red Herrings.
I knew all along that you were Queen of the Bush.
Bravo!
Yeah, well why didn't you mention me then? I'm not falling for your shit and taking second best.
RE: WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH - Midwest Spy - 09-18-2013
(09-18-2013, 09:51 PM)sally Wrote:(09-18-2013, 09:45 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(09-18-2013, 09:35 PM)sally Wrote: I'm sporting an afro like a mofo right now. We're not talking no blonde bush. I'm part Italian and Russian, this is a big motherfucker. I've been married 20 fucking years, who do I need to shave for? He's seen it every which way there is and honestly I don't think he gives a damn.
I threw out HotD, Ramsey, Duchess and Aussie as Red Herrings.
I knew all along that you were Queen of the Bush.
Bravo!
Yeah, well why didn't you mention me then? I'm not falling for your shit and taking second best.
I officially dub thee BushQueen and will never again place you beneath Ramsey in any sort of contest.
My sincere apology.
RE: WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH - sally - 09-18-2013
Seriously though, sometimes I let it get a little out of hand down there, but mostly I keep a nice and neat strip. Except when I fuck the strip up. In which case I have to shave the whole damn thing, don't want a Hitler down there. My husband, however, would win this competition hands down.
RE: WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH - Midwest Spy - 09-18-2013
There are a few commercials out now that promote trimming body hair.
I think the majority of people probably don't give a fuck, but I've always appreciated a clean workspace.
RE: WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH - ramseycat - 09-18-2013
Men should keep their area tidy. It's the considerate thing to do for their lady.
RE: WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH - sally - 09-18-2013
I think it's gay for men to shave their privates or chest unless they're unusually hairy. I'll swallow a normal haired nut sack.
RE: WHO'S GOT THE BIGGEST BUSH - ramseycat - 09-18-2013
I don't think they should shave their body hair. But a little trimming of the man scape is good.