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RE: SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS - Clang McFly - 02-01-2017
(01-31-2017, 07:44 PM)sally Wrote: So she was holding in a shit all that time? I also like how they picked a fat woman because it's known that fat people shit a lot. Only fat people have to take a shit later in the afternoon or evening when the super bowl is on.
Is 3 a lot? I usually have a morning, afternoon, and night shit. I only shit more when I eat a lot of spicy and/or fried food and/or drink a lot of beer.
RE: SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS - BigMark - 02-01-2017
Your ass must be greasy 24/7. (heaves)
RE: SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS - Clang McFly - 02-01-2017
(02-01-2017, 08:48 PM)BigMark Wrote: Your ass must be greasy 24/7. (heaves)
Only when I rub a stick of butter on it.
(googles how to eat his own ass)
(heaves)
RE: SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS - Blindgreed1 - 02-03-2017
(02-01-2017, 08:48 PM)BigMark Wrote: Your ass must be greasy 24/7. (heaves)
RE: SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS - Duchess - 02-03-2017
(02-01-2017, 09:03 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (googles how to eat his own ass)
Fuck, Clang, just WTF.
RE: SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS - BigMark - 02-03-2017
May I suggest 3 years of yoga first.
RE: SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS - Clang McFly - 02-03-2017
(02-03-2017, 02:37 PM)Duchess Wrote:(02-01-2017, 09:03 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (googles how to eat his own ass)
Fuck, Clang, just WTF.
My humour be dark and dank, yo.
(much like my a-nevermind)
RE: SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS - Duchess - 02-05-2017
I couldn't possibly know this but I'd be willing to bet that this commercial causes more than a couple of hissy fits.
RE: SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS - ramseycat - 02-05-2017
Rise up!
RE: SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS - F.U. - 02-05-2017
They should stick to what they do best and stay out of politics.
RE: SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS - Duchess - 02-05-2017
Ta Da!
RE: SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS - F.U. - 02-05-2017
I knew that would make you smile Duch.
I just don't think a commercial during a sporting event is the right place to voice your political opinion.
RE: SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS - sally - 02-05-2017
I don't know why that German lad even wanted to come here. I hate America and football and Budweiser beer.
RE: SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS - Duchess - 02-05-2017
How do you manage to wake up crabby every friggin' day? Just comes naturally?
RE: SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS - sally - 02-05-2017
If I were on vacation in Germany I would not be crabby. Instead I'm stuck here with fuck all to do, except cook stupid chili for the stupid super bowl.
RE: SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS - Duchess - 02-05-2017
(02-05-2017, 01:36 PM)sally Wrote: cook stupid chili for the stupid super bowl.
That's what they're making here too, along with cornbread and some other stuff.
RE: SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS - F.U. - 02-05-2017
Not much cooking going on here. The OL threw together a batch of cucumber sandwiches for the pot luck.
Soon it will be time for the double bubble to begin at the bar. Then somewhere along the line I will be stuck watching those stupid commercials. Hopefully I will be half lit by then so I get a laugh out of them and hopefully that stupid budwiper commercial don't start a political "discussion" that turns into a fight. Drunks and politics just don't mix.
RE: SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS - sally - 02-05-2017
It's hard to make a good chili here because you can't find any chilis, not even dried ones. They've got poblano, habenaro, and jalapeno, that's it. I tried growing my own, but they all died.
RE: SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS - Midwest Spy - 02-05-2017
My SIL is not as well rounded a cook as my wife, however, she makes the best chili of the 3 girls. I'll give her that.
She's making it today.
RE: SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS - sally - 02-05-2017
Racist people seem to be the biggest football fans. Is it because they enjoy seeing black guys chase after a ball like monkeys? That's a serious question. I here people saying nigger this and nigger that while wearing a jersey with a black man's name on it.