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RE: NFL 2014 - Duchess - 06-05-2014
I wish I could remember when I got my tix for training camp last year. I'm afraid I'm going to miss my opportunity this year :(
RE: NFL 2014 - Duchess - 06-05-2014
Connor & Kelce. I want to hangout with these guys. Seriously. I'd hide my hair & bind my boobs. They'll never know I'm a chick...maybe they'll take me ice fishing.
![[Image: Bl3VRp1IYAEZmWz.jpg:large]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bl3VRp1IYAEZmWz.jpg:large)
RE: NFL 2014 - Cutz - 06-05-2014
Barwin was on the blog and talked all about how he takes public transportation. So if you wanna hang out with him, just go act like a homeless person on his septa routes for a few days.
RE: NFL 2014 - Duchess - 06-05-2014
Connor is very visible in his community, he bikes a great deal and just bought some of his teammates bikes and as you said he takes SEPTA. He doesn't even leave during the off season, he completely makes his home in Philly, in the Rittenhouse Square 'hood. I love that some of these guys hangout together. He & Kelce went to Coachella and I've seen pix of other things a few of them do together. Riley hunts wild hogs. I think he's probably a hillbilly. Don't care, he's a cutie pie.
RE: NFL 2014 - crash - 06-05-2014
(06-05-2014, 12:05 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I'd .. bind my boobs.
That'd be some serious binding..
RE: NFL 2014 - Blindgreed1 - 06-05-2014
(06-05-2014, 06:23 PM)crash Wrote:Yep, she's gonna need some help with that. I hereby volunteer to help.(06-05-2014, 12:05 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I'd .. bind my boobs.
That'd be some serious binding..
RE: NFL 2014 - Duchess - 06-05-2014
You both would be so disappointed. I'm flat chested. *nods*
RE: NFL 2014 - crash - 06-05-2014
I call bullshit..
(02-08-2009, 10:27 AM)Duchess Wrote: Lets talk breasts !...I wear a 38D, I'm proud of my hooters & love to encase them in pretty bras...I'm a ruthless tease and I've been known to bend over to speak or pick something up just to give a guy a lil' flash.
RE: NFL 2014 - Duchess - 06-05-2014
*gasp* Fucking hell!
RE: NFL 2014 - Cutz - 06-06-2014
(06-05-2014, 12:06 AM)Cutz Wrote: From what I read the base salary is only about 19M per year, which would put him 6th best paid behind Peyton. That's about right, makes sense to me. 60 Million is still a lot of guaranteed tho.Turns out before escalators the contract is for 114M, exactly 19M per year, and 13M fully guaranteed. The rest of the 61M is only against injury, and another 6M guar. evaporates if he doesn't hit those escalators. I think he's also required to take out an injury-related insurance policy that would pay the 9ers 20M. So really, it's a very team-friendly deal that just looks massive. If they want to dump him after 2014 they can before Apr 1st. So they trade high salary for low commitment with injury guarantees at like 40M after the policy. Pretty fair.
(06-05-2014, 03:26 PM)Duchess Wrote:Dude, good. Wild dogs are fuckin mean. My gf's mom has a farm, and left a couple of her previous dogs there for a while, and a pack of wild dogs attacked them. The one got all bit to hell while the other ran back to the house, and the old man ran out and scared the pack off with a shotgun and took the dog to the vet. He survived fine, but still, screw wild dogs.
He & Kelce went to Coachella and I've seen pix of other things a few of them do together. Riley hunts wild hogs. I think he's probably a hillbilly. Don't care, he's a cutie pie.
RE: NFL 2014 - Duchess - 06-06-2014
Wild hogs, not dogs. He hunts them in the swamps in Florida.
RE: NFL 2014 - Cutz - 06-06-2014
I'm gonna be honest with you... I never learned to read or write.
RE: NFL 2014 - Duchess - 06-06-2014
You lie like a rug. I know you. You're an undergraduate for fucks sake.
You're not the only one who thought I posted dogs instead of hogs.
RE: NFL 2014 - Cutz - 06-06-2014
Actually I'm a grad student.
RE: NFL 2014 - Duchess - 06-06-2014
I beg your pardon.
RE: NFL 2014 - Cutz - 06-06-2014
No need to beg... might get me in trouble.
RE: NFL 2014 - Duchess - 06-06-2014
*facepalm*
RE: NFL 2014 - Blindgreed1 - 06-06-2014
(06-05-2014, 06:34 PM)Duchess Wrote:I've seen pics of you. Nice try.
You both would be so disappointed. I'm flat chested. *nods*
RE: NFL 2014 - Duchess - 06-08-2014
I gave it my best shot but didn't take into account the pix I had in our Gallery.
RE: NFL 2014 - Duchess - 06-10-2014
Cutz, I thought of you when I read this tweet from one of the sports writers who had a little access to OTA's -
Jimmy Kempski @JimmyKempski
In limited media access to OTAs so far, Jordan Matthews has looked like the best WR on the team, in my opinion, and it hasn't been close.