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RE: NFL 2014 - Duchess - 07-28-2014



I went up to training camp today. There was a shit ton more people there today than there was last year.

I got a close up look at Darren Sproles. I know he's a very accomplished young man, as capable as they come. He's child sized hah, I don't say that rudely.

I thought I was prepared for the noise because I remembered how loud it was from last year but it was even louder this year. You couldn't carry on a conversation with the person sitting next to you, it was impossible. I was glad to be there, I don't want to give the impression I wasn't. I say that because I really don't have much to say about it, it was very cool seeing the guys up close but they didn't really DO anything other than run around the field.

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Shady & Trent came out of the tunnel pretend fighting. Given I had just read about them tussling at camp yesterday I think that was their way of showing us that it is all good.

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Dallas fans will remember this guy. Hehehe

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RE: NFL 2014 - Cutz - 07-28-2014

Great pictures. Did you catch the kerfuffle between Mac and Fletch?


RE: NFL 2014 - Duchess - 07-28-2014

(07-28-2014, 04:39 PM)Cutz Wrote: Did you catch the kerfuffle between Mac and Fletch?


No. The friend I went with just texted me and said we left too soon, we missed the fight. I would have loved to have seen it but I wanted to leave before the 14,000 other people did.



RE: NFL 2014 - Blindgreed1 - 07-28-2014

Sproles is listed at 5'6", probably closer to 5'4" but the size of those numbers on his jersey don't help


RE: NFL 2014 - crash - 07-28-2014

(07-28-2014, 04:32 PM)Duchess Wrote:

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He's looking right at you. Did you get the girls out to attract his attention.


RE: NFL 2014 - Duchess - 07-28-2014



My cleavage made me so fricken nervous that I couldn't even lean in between 2 former players to get my picture taken with them. Not kidding. When I was introduced to them I heard the roar of the ocean. Jesus Christ. I've never had a moment like that in my life.



RE: NFL 2014 - Blindgreed1 - 07-29-2014

(07-28-2014, 07:07 PM)Duchess Wrote:

My cleavage made me so fricken nervous that I couldn't even lean in between 2 former players to get my picture taken with them. Not kidding. When I was introduced to them I heard the roar of the ocean. Jesus Christ. I've never had a moment like that in my life.
No pics? 111


RE: NFL 2014 - Duchess - 07-29-2014



Not the kind you would be interested in. 39



RE: NFL 2014 - Blindgreed1 - 07-29-2014

(07-29-2014, 10:57 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Not the kind you would be interested in. 39
Blowing-kisses


RE: NFL 2014 - Duchess - 07-29-2014



I have one of me wearing my bra on the way to the pool. I swear, I didn't think one single person would notice it was a bra and not a bikini top and it was a man that did. Then I felt naked.



RE: NFL 2014 - Blindgreed1 - 07-29-2014

(07-29-2014, 11:51 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I have one of me wearing my bra on the way to the pool. I swear, I didn't think one single person would notice it was a bra and not a bikini top and it was a man that did. Then I felt naked.
That will be fine.


RE: NFL 2014 - crash - 07-29-2014

(07-29-2014, 11:51 AM)Duchess Wrote:
I didn't think one single person would notice it was a bra and not a bikini top and it was a man that did

That dude has to be gay. Who looks at the packaging rather than the present?


RE: NFL 2014 - Duchess - 07-30-2014



I never thought of that! I wonder if he likes showtunes.



RE: NFL 2014 - crash - 07-30-2014

Not sure if I want to know what showtunes is. Definitely not googling...


RE: NFL 2014 - Duchess - 07-30-2014



A gay would know. Sarcastic



RE: NFL 2014 - crash - 07-30-2014

CN, care to weigh in here?


RE: NFL 2014 - Duchess - 07-30-2014



He's not talking to us because we are an incestuous, John Birch society who spend all our time telling each other how gorgeous we are.



RE: NFL 2014 - crash - 07-30-2014

Well..

Who was ever going to tell him he was gorgeous? I guess maybe Loosey Loo, but then she has great taste in gay guys..


RE: NFL 2014 - aussiefriend - 07-30-2014

Nope! Don't bring me in on this one. I don't hear a thing.


RE: NFL 2014 - Blindgreed1 - 07-30-2014

(07-30-2014, 04:02 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Nope! Don't bring me in on this one. I don't hear a thing.
WHAT? hah