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RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - Carsman - 05-21-2014
(05-21-2014, 04:09 PM)sally Wrote:(05-21-2014, 02:17 PM)Maggot Wrote: Anyone that does that to a dog should be shot.
I think he likes it, it sets him apart from the rest of the assholes at the dog park.
(05-21-2014, 04:11 PM)Maggot Wrote:(05-21-2014, 04:09 PM)sally Wrote:(05-21-2014, 02:17 PM)Maggot Wrote: Anyone that does that to a dog should be shot.
I think he likes it, it sets him apart from the rest of the assholes at the dog park.
Sure, if it was in the Emerald city.
The rest of the dogs in the park would put that fruity looking dog on the top of their menu, just to see what it tasted like!
RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - sally - 05-21-2014
(05-21-2014, 03:41 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I tried to find you a nicer kitchen, sugar booger.
![[Image: 14883-dog_chef.jpg]](http://blogs.dailybreeze.com/pets/files/import/14883-dog_chef.jpg)
I'd prefer one with stainless steel appliances and granite countertops with a view of the mountains.
RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - Duchess - 05-21-2014
I'm on it!
RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - Duchess - 05-21-2014
I think the one that dog is standing in is older than you are.
RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - aussiefriend - 05-21-2014
Does any other Mocker think my dog Millicent (Millie) was cute and appropriate at my wedding? I loved her so much, I still have a picture of her on our wall amongst family photos. I still miss her and expect her to be in Heaven waiting for me when I get there.
RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - Duchess - 05-21-2014
I liked it, Aussie, I didn't see anything wrong with it and thought it was pretty cool. I thought it was awesome that Sally took her Dad's dog to his funeral. I don't see anything inappropriate about it unlike a gift shop at a cemetery. Crass fuckas.
RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - Duchess - 05-21-2014
I know what it's like to miss a pet that much :(
RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - aussiefriend - 05-21-2014
Thanks Duch, she used to sleep on my bed with me until she got older and got incontinence, but we were very close and I am sure she could understand me and understand english. She would ignore my now ex except when he was eating chicken.
RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - crash - 05-21-2014
(05-21-2014, 05:44 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I still miss her and expect her to be in Heaven waiting for me when I get there.
Did you take her to church too?
RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - Duchess - 05-21-2014
(05-21-2014, 06:04 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: She would ignore my now ex except when he was eating chicken.
I might not have taken that in the way you intended. Stereotypes, ya know.
RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - aussiefriend - 05-21-2014
(05-21-2014, 06:20 PM)crash Wrote: Did you take her to church too?
I don't go to church and I got married in the registry office.
(05-21-2014, 06:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I might not have taken that in the way you intended. Stereotypes, ya know.
Dogs are smart.
RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - crash - 05-21-2014
(05-21-2014, 06:32 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I don't go to church and I got married in the registry office.
No heaven for you or Millicent then.
RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - Duchess - 05-21-2014
(05-21-2014, 06:32 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Dogs are smart.
She knew he wasn't worthy.
RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - crash - 05-21-2014
Or she knew he was gay from the get go, unlike her owner.
RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - HairOfTheDog - 05-21-2014
(05-21-2014, 05:44 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Does any other Mocker think my dog Millicent (Millie) was cute and appropriate at my wedding?
I don't think it was really weird or anything, it's not unheard of.
Now, if you'd married a dog (a literal one), I'd consider that rather inappropriate.
That's what Dick used to argue would happen if same-sex couples were allowed to marry; that it could lead to people wanting to legally marry dogs or trees.
RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - aussiefriend - 05-21-2014
(05-21-2014, 06:51 PM)crash Wrote: No heaven for you or Millicent then.
Some people already believe that.
(05-21-2014, 07:00 PM)crash Wrote: Or she knew he was gay from the get go, unlike her owner.
Who's to say I didn't turn him that way!
RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - Duchess - 05-21-2014
(05-21-2014, 07:18 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Who's to say I didn't turn him that way!
C'mon. You're smarter than that. Of course you didn't.
RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - aussiefriend - 05-21-2014
Yeh I know, he was parking his bike up the dirt track long before I came on the scene.
(05-21-2014, 07:11 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: That's what Dick used to argue would happen if same-sex couples were allowed to marry; that it could lead to people wanting to legally marry dogs or trees.
That's a ridiculous desperate argument used by people who have got nothing legitimate to state their case. The reality is the hyper testosterone male is threatened by those who are comfortable with sexuality. It is threatening to their weak identity and their strong oversized egos.
It always amazes me when people are so right in their wrongness.
RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - Midwest Spy - 05-21-2014
(05-21-2014, 07:20 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Yeh I know, he was using the dirt track long before I came on the scene.
You two were the original Will & Grace
RE: If Ramsey was a dog.. - Duchess - 05-21-2014
You catch me by surprise sometimes, Aussie.