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There is a bird stuck in a pipe. - Maggot - 06-02-2014
I can hear him but have no clue which one he's in. There must be 1000 pcs standing up that are 10ft long, I would have to move all of them to find him then there is no guarantee he wont fly back down another one. Chirp,chirp.chirp.chirp.chirp,chirp,chirp,chirp.chirp.,chirp.chirp.chirp.chirp,chirp,chirp chirp.chirp,chirp,chirp,chirp.chirp.chirp.chirp,chirp,chirp.chirp.chirp.chirp,chirp,chirp ,chirp
RE: There is a bird stuck in a pipe. - Duchess - 06-02-2014
You have to at least try!
RE: There is a bird stuck in a pipe. - Maggot - 06-02-2014
It dona looking good for teh bird srsly it teh in de hole up in teh sky.
RE: There is a bird stuck in a pipe. - Duchess - 06-02-2014
I'm sorry I know!
RE: There is a bird stuck in a pipe. - Maggot - 06-02-2014
Teh ceiling cat tking teh chezbuger an tryd teh coax him owt.
RE: There is a bird stuck in a pipe. - Duchess - 06-02-2014
I really want to give you a smart ass response by referring to you as someone but I'm afraid mentioning the name would be like rubbing the genie's lamp.
RE: There is a bird stuck in a pipe. - HairOfTheDog - 06-02-2014
I have a bee stuck in my bonnet.
Not really a bee, just a work-related nagger.
I'd prefer a bird in the pipe.
RE: There is a bird stuck in a pipe. - Maggot - 06-02-2014
Chirp.................chirp......................chirp I think it has laryngitis. kinda sucks that it would take a day to find him, then he might very well fly back in, picture a thousand tubes fro 10-24" x 10ft long standing up.
RE: There is a bird stuck in a pipe. - Duchess - 06-02-2014
It's probably a baby who didn't know any better :(
That chirping you hear are his desperate cries for his mama.
RE: There is a bird stuck in a pipe. - HairOfTheDog - 06-02-2014
^ Okay, now I'm seriously sad for the baby bird.
Have changed my mind; I'd rather have the bee stuck in the bonnet than the bird stuck in the pipe.
If momma bird hears the chirping and goes to check, I hope she doesn't get stuck too.
(No idea why this is making me emotional.)
RE: There is a bird stuck in a pipe. - sally - 06-02-2014
I think "there's a bird in the pipe" is Maggot's way of telling us he's been suffering from erectile dysfunction.
RE: There is a bird stuck in a pipe. - HairOfTheDog - 06-02-2014
So, a bird in the pipe probably isn't worth two in the bush?
Unless, the bird gets released and grows to be a healthy woodpecker.
Free the bird!
RE: There is a bird stuck in a pipe. - Chelloveks - 06-02-2014
Sounds similar to a story I once heard about a gerbil in a stink pipe.....
RE: There is a bird stuck in a pipe. - HairOfTheDog - 06-02-2014
You should be kinder to your pets, Chello.
We're an animal-friendly site (well, mostly anyway).
Plus, how many times do you think those emergency room workers are gonna believe that you accidently sat on poor little Fluffy and he mistook your gaping anus for his Habitrail tunnel?
RE: There is a bird stuck in a pipe. - sally - 06-02-2014
(06-02-2014, 04:14 PM)Maggot Wrote: kinda sucks that it would take a day to find him, then he might very well fly back in
Once you get it up and working again there shouldn't be any relapses.
RE: There is a bird stuck in a pipe. - Cutz - 06-02-2014
(06-02-2014, 01:00 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I have a bee stuck in my bonnet.Racist.
Not really a bee, just a work-related nagger.
RE: There is a bird stuck in a pipe. - HairOfTheDog - 06-02-2014
(06-02-2014, 07:56 PM)Cutz Wrote:(06-02-2014, 01:00 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I have a bee stuck in my bonnet.Racist.
Not really a bee, just a work-related nagger.
Nah. She's a quick talker when she nags, but she loiters and moves real slow.
RE: There is a bird stuck in a pipe. - Maggot - 06-03-2014
(06-02-2014, 04:45 PM)sally Wrote: I think "there's a bird in the pipe" is Maggot's way of telling us he's been suffering from erectile dysfunction.
The chirping has stopped Calamity Jane.
RE: There is a bird stuck in a pipe. - Duchess - 06-03-2014
Dead
RE: There is a bird stuck in a pipe. - crash - 06-03-2014
Snake's not hungry any more though..