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Just in time for Hallerween - QueenBee - 10-25-2014
Two sentence scary stories
An example:
I was having a pleasant dream when what sounded like hammering woke me. I could barely hear the muffled sound of dirt covering my coffin over my screams.
RE: Just in time for Hallerween - Cutz - 10-26-2014
I woke up in the middle of the night and killed a spider. When I came back with the tissue tho, he was gone.
RE: Just in time for Hallerween - HairOfTheDog - 10-26-2014
The Grim Reaper tried to strangle me with his left hand last night. I had come up with a plan to disarm him, but I choked just before it came time to hatchet.
RE: Just in time for Hallerween - Maggot - 10-26-2014
I stopped to get the tail of a roadkill Raccoon. When I was about to snip it he awoke and snarled through his foam laced mouth.
RE: Just in time for Hallerween - sally - 10-26-2014
I thought I had a nose bleed the other day while I was in the shower, but it turned out to be a leech named Mr. Wiggles.
RE: Just in time for Hallerween - HairOfTheDog - 10-26-2014
The Headless Horseman bought me drinks and swept me off of my feet at the bar last night. This morning he had to change his name.
RE: Just in time for Hallerween - Maggot - 10-26-2014
That not scary.........that's arousing!