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ANAL SEX 101 - Duchess - 11-06-2014
One of the most prestigious universities in the country, Harvard, is offering a seminar in anal sex titled "What What in the Butt: Anal Sex 101".
The college I attended offered nothing like this.
RE: ANAL SEX 101 - ramseycat - 11-06-2014
Mine either. And I'm thankful for that.
RE: ANAL SEX 101 - SIXFOOTERsez - 11-06-2014
Ya got to go to college for that?
RE: ANAL SEX 101 - Duchess - 11-06-2014
Well, sorta kinda but not exactly. It's a workshop that's offered as part of sex week at Harvard. Harvard, Jesus.
RE: ANAL SEX 101 - ramseycat - 11-06-2014
This world is going to hell in a hand basket.
RE: ANAL SEX 101 - cannongal - 11-06-2014
(11-06-2014, 03:42 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Well, sorta kinda but not exactly. It's a workshop that's offered as part of sex week at Harvard. Harvard, Jesus.
I hope they're giving out brand name condoms, those generic ones break to easily.
RE: ANAL SEX 101 - username - 11-06-2014
(11-06-2014, 02:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:
One of the most prestigious universities in the country, Harvard, is offering a seminar in anal sex titled "What What in the Butt: Anal Sex 101".
What What in the Butt...? I hope they address the dangers of anything with teeth in the butt. Super Glue would probably be a mistake too. Knives, the penis of someone who just died from Ebola... I've never really thought about what what in the butt butt; somebody could get hurt. I hope they've really considered their list and conduct a thorough Final Exam on the participants.
RE: ANAL SEX 101 - Carsman - 11-06-2014
(11-06-2014, 02:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:
One of the most prestigious universities in the country, Harvard, is offering a seminar in anal sex titled "What What in the Butt: Anal Sex 101".
The college I attended offered nothing like this.
Apparently you didn't go to a good enough college.
RE: ANAL SEX 101 - Duchess - 11-06-2014
(11-06-2014, 04:59 PM)Carsman Wrote: Apparently you didn't go to a good enough college.
Apparently not! I went to St. Lawrence University, I was more interested in the fact they let me bring my horse than being educated in the fine art of butt boinking.
RE: ANAL SEX 101 - Carsman - 11-06-2014
(11-06-2014, 05:06 PM)Duchess Wrote:(11-06-2014, 04:59 PM)Carsman Wrote: Apparently you didn't go to a good enough college.
Apparently not! I went to St. Lawrence University, I was more interested in the fact they let me bring my horse than being educated in the fine art of butt boinking.
RE: ANAL SEX 101 - Midwest Spy - 11-06-2014
Hopefully those students who have mastered the initial phase of the course will be able to move on to an even more integral part of anal sex:
The Art of the Reacharound
RE: ANAL SEX 101 - sally - 11-06-2014
I think anal sex is pretty self explanatory.
RE: ANAL SEX 101 - Cutz - 11-06-2014
Day 1 of class : Lube.
Day 2 of class : You can never use too much lube.
Day 3 of class : Insertion.
Day 4 of class : If you didn't use enough lube, how to deal with screaming, crying, and driving to the hospital.
Day 5 of class : Lube refresher.
Day 6 of class : Toys and positions.
RE: ANAL SEX 101 - HairOfTheDog - 11-06-2014
College kids sign up for the interactive class thinking it's gonna be an easy A.
But, I heard the teacher is a masochistic prick when he's doing live demos.
Anytime the little assholes give him a bit of shit, he makes them all stick a cork in it.
RE: ANAL SEX 101 - Maggot - 11-07-2014
A pre proctology course, refined in preparation for the major medical degree or spelunking.
A required course in the fine art of rectal insertion for a corporate litigation lawyers pen.
or.....last but not least.....
A new recruitment idea from the Catholic Bishops and Priests association in response for the much needed new assignments to the Ebola stricken regions of Africa.