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RE: WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? - Donovan - 05-05-2015

Sex on the beach is very painful and messy. That damn sand in everything, it's like fucking a bar of Lava soap.



Don't ask me how I know about the Lava soap thing.


RE: WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? - ZEROSPHERES - 05-05-2015

(05-05-2015, 08:48 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: This couple wanted to have some fun.


Bet they wish they'd opted for the mountain cabin vacation.

http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/story/28967116/trial-to-resume-for-couple-accused-of-sex-on-beach.

The post Duchess made about preferring a cabin in the mountains to a cabana on the beach makes sense to me now...Thanks. 44


RE: WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? - FAHQTOO - 05-05-2015

(05-05-2015, 08:50 PM)Donovan Wrote: Sex on the beach is very painful and messy. That damn sand in everything, it's like fucking a bar of Lava soap.



Don't ask me how I know about the Lava soap thing.

I've found this to be true.


RE: WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? - sally - 05-05-2015

Why the hell would you have sex in the sand when there is a whole ocean available? Doesn't make sense.


RE: WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? - Donovan - 05-05-2015

Because people watch those stupid romantic movies and figure they are supposed to roll around in the sand or it isn't true love. Meh.

True story: when I was in Vegas I had this girlfriend who was really into romantic-type scenarios and was forever dragging me off to exotic locations for sex. Some were kind of nice, but once she drove me out to the hills outside the city in the middle of the night, and when we got there she wanted to do the "roll around in the desert sand under starlit skies" bit. So I played along for a little while, but let's face it: sharp rocks in your knees and feet and ass and elbows etc, bits of stickers and splinters...just wasn't very fun for me. So I kinda stop for a second and she says, "what's wrong?"
I said, "nothing. I was just thinking about scorpions."

LOLOLOL I never saw a naked woman leap so high in the air from a position flat on her back in my life! Damn near ripped my dick off. But it worked. We finished in the back of her car.


RE: WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? - F.U. - 05-06-2015

I live nowhere around the sandy beaches, but I still keep a blanket in the back seat of my truck . A person never knows when they are going to be needed.


RE: WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? - ramseycat - 05-06-2015

The_Villagers
(05-06-2015, 10:36 AM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: I live nowhere around the sandy beaches, but I still keep a blanket in the back seat of my truck . A person never knows when they are going to be needed.

Like when you come pick me up?


RE: WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? - username - 05-06-2015

I like wandering a beach looking for seashells; I did that in Southern CA recently and didn't find anything. I WANT to find a whole sand dollar somewhere/sometime. I don't think it's going to happen in Southern CA.

I like fishing. Putting the line in the water over and over and over again, breaking it and making my husband fix it for me and then casting yet again. I get a huge thrill if I catch an actual fish but then I freak out and scream at my husband to save it/throw it back.

I'm a joy to going fishing with.

One day I might buy a metal detector...I could wander up and down the beach with that and annoy the hell out of people. Smiley_emoticons_smile


RE: WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? - F.U. - 05-06-2015

(05-06-2015, 10:44 AM)ramseycat Wrote: The_Villagers
(05-06-2015, 10:36 AM)F.U. Dont ask again Wrote: I live nowhere around the sandy beaches, but I still keep a blanket in the back seat of my truck . A person never knows when they are going to be needed.

Like when you come pick me up?

How ever you want it Kitten. Blowing-kisses


RE: WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? - FAHQTOO - 05-06-2015

(05-06-2015, 10:52 AM)username Wrote: I like wandering a beach looking for seashells; I did that in Southern CA recently and didn't find anything. I WANT to find a whole sand dollar somewhere/sometime. I don't think it's going to happen in Southern CA.

I like fishing. Putting the line in the water over and over and over again, breaking it and making my husband fix it for me and then casting yet again. I get a huge thrill if I catch an actual fish but then I freak out and scream at my husband to save it/throw it back.

I'm a joy to going fishing with.

One day I might buy a metal detector...I could wander up and down the beach with that and annoy the hell out of people. Smiley_emoticons_smile

Go to Eluthera Bahamas...Atlantic side. You'll find 100s of them. I never found any in Freeport.


RE: WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? - Blindgreed1 - 05-06-2015

Padre Island in the Gulf of Mexico has tons of sand dollars.


RE: WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? - Maggot - 05-06-2015

(04-28-2015, 01:38 PM)Duchess Wrote:

116

What's your idea of a good time?

Right now its eating at a decent Chink joint.


RE: WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? - ZEROSPHERES - 05-06-2015

(04-28-2015, 01:38 PM)Duchess Wrote:

116

What's your idea of a good time?

Taking Cosmo for a walk in the park. Its as close to a Zen moment as I can get. I enjoy being back in the Northeast in the springtime.


RE: WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? - Donovan - 05-06-2015

I love playing with the kid and dog in the back yard. Fuck I'm gonna miss that.


RE: WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? - FAHQTOO - 05-06-2015

(05-06-2015, 06:06 PM)Donovan Wrote: I love playing with the kid and dog in the back yard. Fuck I'm gonna miss that.

Get a dog and volunteer for Big Brothers...problem solved.


RE: WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? - Midwest Spy - 05-06-2015

(05-06-2015, 06:12 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(05-06-2015, 06:06 PM)Donovan Wrote: I love playing with the kid and dog in the back yard. Fuck I'm gonna miss that.

Get a dog and volunteer for Big Brothers...problem solved.

Great advice FQ.

Don't know why Aussie and BBH are always insinuating you're a moron?


RE: WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? - Duchess - 05-06-2015

(05-06-2015, 06:06 PM)Donovan Wrote: I love playing with the kid and dog in the back yard. Fuck I'm gonna miss that.


I wish you much success in finding a new couch that feels like a dream but looks like a nightmare. May the force be with you.



RE: WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? - Midwest Spy - 05-06-2015

(05-06-2015, 06:06 PM)Donovan Wrote: I love playing with the kid and dog in the back yard. Fuck I'm gonna miss that.

Whom is saying goodbye to whom Dono?


RE: WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? - FAHQTOO - 05-06-2015

(05-06-2015, 06:14 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(05-06-2015, 06:12 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(05-06-2015, 06:06 PM)Donovan Wrote: I love playing with the kid and dog in the back yard. Fuck I'm gonna miss that.

Get a dog and volunteer for Big Brothers...problem solved.

Great advice FQ.

Don't know why Aussie and BBH are always insinuating you're a moron?

Wrong. Aussie thinks I'm a desperate dick chaser and BBH thinks I'm the moral police. hah I haven't seen where they called me a moron yet...but then again, BBH might have in one of her long, boring explanations/scoldings and I might have missed it when my eyes glazed over.


RE: WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? - Midwest Spy - 05-06-2015

(05-06-2015, 06:27 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(05-06-2015, 06:14 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(05-06-2015, 06:12 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(05-06-2015, 06:06 PM)Donovan Wrote: I love playing with the kid and dog in the back yard. Fuck I'm gonna miss that.

Get a dog and volunteer for Big Brothers...problem solved.

Great advice FQ.

Don't know why Aussie and BBH are always insinuating you're a moron?

Wrong. Aussie thinks I'm a desperate dick chaser and BBH thinks I'm the moral police. hah I haven't seen where they called me a moron yet...but then again, BBH might have in one of her long, boring explanations/scoldings and I might have missed it when my eyes glazed over.

No kidding!

Blueberry, don't stop posting, but trim it up please.

Not your beaver, your posts.

lol