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HEY MOHAMMED, YOU SEXY BITCH - HairOfTheDog - 06-24-2015
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Wishing you a celebration filled with lots of Jelly and Jade on Skype, good drink, great food, dear friends, no explosions, and a healthy dose of debauchery.
Or, a nice mellow night of peace and relaxation in the Forgotten Land.
Whatever you wish...
RE: HEY MOHAMMED, YOU SEXY BITCH - BlueTiki - 06-24-2015
I hate Mo.
I hate the way he and and his family wormed their way into my heart.
I hold him personally responsible for making me want him and my willingness to be in a plural relationship with him.
I hate how I worry about him and his family.
God how I love him!
Happy birthday, you heart-breaking bastard!
RE: HEY MOHAMMED, YOU SEXY BITCH - Jimbone - 06-24-2015
It goes without saying, but I am sure Mo is celebrating his birthday like the BossMan he is.
Happy Birthday Mo!
RE: HEY MOHAMMED, YOU SEXY BITCH - JsMom - 06-24-2015
Happy Birthday,Mo! Hope it's a great one.
RE: HEY MOHAMMED, YOU SEXY BITCH - aussiefriend - 06-24-2015
Happy Birthday Mohammed, get the hell outta there already.
RE: HEY MOHAMMED, YOU SEXY BITCH - Cutz - 06-24-2015
You made it to another one. Grats.
RE: HEY MOHAMMED, YOU SEXY BITCH - Maggot - 06-24-2015
Happy Birthday I wish for you on your birthday that you get to supervise a slumber party with your Daughter and one of the girls sounds like Flipper when she laughs. I have to say its very annoying.
RE: HEY MOHAMMED, YOU SEXY BITCH - Midwest Spy - 06-24-2015
I'll raise my gin & tonic to you Mo.
Have a great (safe) birthday!
RE: HEY MOHAMMED, YOU SEXY BITCH - FAHQTOO - 06-24-2015
Happy Birthday Mo.
RE: HEY MOHAMMED, YOU SEXY BITCH - ramseycat - 06-24-2015
Happy Birthday Mo! Stay away from drugs.
RE: HEY MOHAMMED, YOU SEXY BITCH - blueberryhill - 06-24-2015
Happy Birthday, Mo! You really are a youngin' (49). Keep your head down and enjoy your visit with your family.....
RE: HEY MOHAMMED, YOU SEXY BITCH - blueberryhill - 06-24-2015
(06-24-2015, 05:51 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'll raise my gin & tonic to you Mo.
Have a great (safe) birthday!
I think vodka and tonic is smoother, but just my opinion....
RE: HEY MOHAMMED, YOU SEXY BITCH - Cutz - 06-24-2015
I prefer Scotch mixed with Scotch. Maybe on the Scotch.
RE: HEY MOHAMMED, YOU SEXY BITCH - F.U. - 06-24-2015
Happy Birthday Mo.
RE: HEY MOHAMMED, YOU SEXY BITCH - crash - 06-25-2015
Many happy returns, you old dawg.
RE: HEY MOHAMMED, YOU SEXY BITCH - Clang McFly - 06-25-2015
Happy Birthday, Mo.
RE: HEY MOHAMMED, YOU SEXY BITCH - Duchess - 06-25-2015
I'm late to the party. Happy Birthday, you sexy mutha. I would have baked you a cake.
RE: HEY MOHAMMED, YOU SEXY BITCH - Carsman - 06-25-2015
Belated Happy BD wishes Mo, hang on to "39" as long as you can!
On my BD, my 10 year old grand daughter asked how old are you, and I said, "39" and holding. She thought for a second, and then asked, how old would you be if you let go?
RE: HEY MOHAMMED, YOU SEXY BITCH - Mohammed - 06-26-2015
Awww, you guys get me all mellow and mushy inside. Thanks so much to each and every one, love you all.
This was without a doubt the most memorable birthday ever as it was the most dreadful!
Fuck all to do, nothing to drink, nobody else but me and a half empty bottle of baby oil. It does make you walk funny if you get in on the bottom of your feet! Fast, no doubt, but still, funny. However, I shall be celebrating next weekend, whatever happens. I shall drown myself in this delightful misery.
Mmmmwuaaaa!
RE: HEY MOHAMMED, YOU SEXY BITCH - Blindgreed1 - 06-26-2015
(06-26-2015, 03:13 PM)Mohammed Wrote: Awww, you guys get me all mellow and mushy inside. Thanks so much to each and every one, love you all.I prefer margerine, but to each his own. Happy Berf-day buddy!
This was without a doubt the most memorable birthday ever as it was the most dreadful!
Fuck all to do, nothing to drink, nobody else but me and a half empty bottle of baby oil. It does make you walk funny if you get in on the bottom of your feet! Fast, no doubt, but still, funny. However, I shall be celebrating next weekend, whatever happens. I shall drown myself in this delightful misery.
Mmmmwuaaaa!