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New sex position - thekid65 - 08-16-2015
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RE: New sex poxition - Duchess - 08-16-2015
Oh boy. Raging bull...bucking bronco...tis all the same at that point.
RE: New sex poxition - thekid65 - 08-16-2015
Yessim. And I can't think of one woman I've ever been with that would let me "ride" for the 8 seconds after doing that.
RE: New sex poxition - SIXFOOTERsez - 08-16-2015
I have found the words "Your better than your sister" to be a bit more effective
RE: New sex poxition - thekid65 - 08-16-2015
Hmmmm...a jab, but yet a compliment. I'm betting they had to think for a minute before deciding how to react.
Or not....
RE: New sex poxition - HairOfTheDog - 08-16-2015
It's not a new sex "position", Kid.
Squeezed tight from behind has been around since...........well, since all the way back to the last time you had sex (with an actual woman).
Anyway, I can see why a dude who can't get a woman revved up naturally (and has always been called another dude's name during sex) could find the Raging Bull funny or appealing.
Still, I don't think you could pull it off. You'd have to stop blubbering, " th-th-th-thank you!" long enough to get another woman's name into the ear of your desperate pity-fucking partner.
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You mangy mongrel!
RE: New sex poxition - Duchess - 08-16-2015
(08-16-2015, 11:25 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
I love that!
RE: New sex poxition - HairOfTheDog - 08-16-2015
^ I think maybe I scared the sexist pig Kid off with the rest of my post.
I guess it was too shrew'd for him. :/
Ah well, "he's not a baby" (some Trump-speak, for Cars).
RE: New sex poxition - sally - 08-16-2015
The same scenario works on a man.
1st get on top of him and slide in real deep.
Now lean forward and put your breasts in his face.
As you're about to cum whisper in his ear another man's name and stick your finger up his ass.
When he bounces you off roll over and go to sleep.
RE: New sex position - Maggot - 08-17-2015
I think you scared the kid with that Sally.
RE: New sex position - Jimbone - 08-17-2015
(08-16-2015, 11:30 AM)Duchess Wrote:
I feel the same way about this one.
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RE: New sex position - Duchess - 08-17-2015
Me too. Is nothing sacred?
RE: New sex position - Jimbone - 08-17-2015
(08-17-2015, 12:09 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Very few things these days are!
RE: New sex position - aussiefriend - 08-17-2015
(08-17-2015, 12:07 PM)Jimbone Wrote:(08-16-2015, 11:30 AM)Duchess Wrote:
I feel the same way about this one.
^that's racist.
RE: New sex position - Jimbone - 08-17-2015
(08-17-2015, 07:44 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: ^that's racist.
RE: New sex position - aussiefriend - 08-17-2015
(08-17-2015, 09:17 PM)Jimbone Wrote:(08-17-2015, 07:44 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: ^that's racist.
RE: New sex position - BigMark - 11-17-2015
(08-16-2015, 08:56 PM)sally Wrote: The same scenario works on a man.
1st get on top of him and slide in real deep.
Now lean forward and put your breasts in his face.
As you're about to cum whisper in his ear another man's name and stick your finger up his ass.
When he bounces you off roll over and go to sleep.
How you doin?
RE: New sex position - HairOfTheDog - 11-17-2015
You wanna smell sally's finger, don't ya Biggie?
RE: New sex position - Duchess - 11-17-2015
*gasp*
RE: New sex position - Duchess - 11-17-2015
I'm always so surprised when I see you say shit like that. You take me by surprise every. single. time.