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RE: New sex position - Maggot - 11-19-2015
I wonder what a ping pong sounds like coming outta there.
RE: New sex position - sally - 11-19-2015
(11-19-2015, 09:46 PM)Maggot Wrote: I wonder what a ping pong sounds like coming outta there.
Well stick one up your ass and find out.
RE: New sex position - Maggot - 11-19-2015
That sounds really uncomfortable. You first.
RE: New sex position - sally - 11-19-2015
I've given birth three times, if anyone should have to stick a ping pong ball up their ass first it's you. You probably already have five of them in there in the form of pistachios and popcorn anyway.
RE: New sex position - Maggot - 11-20-2015
Don't be messing with my pistachio love, its not that way.
RE: New sex position - Blindgreed1 - 11-20-2015
(11-19-2015, 07:01 PM)sally Wrote:Pics?(11-19-2015, 06:49 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(11-18-2015, 10:48 AM)sally Wrote: I know it comes from the urethra, but it still gets the string and the bottom of the tampon all wet.Can we back track to the part where you had your fingers in your vijayjay?
I found it to be just a big fucking mess.
Sure, I was on the rag and they got all bloody sticking the toxic chemical infested thing up there. Then when you pee, sneeze or cough it pushes itself out like a little babies head crowning. Why women use those things is beyond me. Never again.