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More Cartoon Characters less people - Love Child - 08-20-2015 For advertising campaigns. I don't need to see a real person, do you? No jello pudding pop dude, no subway footlong dude, none of that. Just slap a cartoon character on your brand and I'm good! If cartoon characters were accused of a crime what would they be? Stick to characters used in advertising only! RE: More Cartoon Characters less people - Duchess - 08-20-2015 ...and not to mention, cartoon characters are often waaaay more likable than many people. RE: More Cartoon Characters less people - SIXFOOTERsez - 08-20-2015 I don't need either, just show me your product, price and tell me why I should buy it RE: More Cartoon Characters less people - HairOfTheDog - 08-20-2015 (08-20-2015, 02:22 AM)Love Child Wrote: If cartoon characters were accused of a crime what would they be? Charges: Aggravated Assault; illegal possession of a controlled substance (steroids); peeping RE: More Cartoon Characters less people - Maggot - 08-20-2015 Wanted: stalking, impersonating a police officer, public masturbation and calling aussiebitch between 1 and 4AM with offers of solicitation. RE: More Cartoon Characters less people - HairOfTheDog - 08-20-2015 Crimes: shell game fraud; racketeering RE: More Cartoon Characters less people - Maggot - 08-20-2015 WANTED Known as the Pillsbury Doughboy for shoplifting half baked cinnamon rolls, aggravated assault with a rolling pin and attempted murder with food poisoning. Also known to use the alias "Sally" RE: More Cartoon Characters less people - Love Child - 08-20-2015 Too much cocaine. Never fully recovered from the 70's and still trying to trick those kids. RE: More Cartoon Characters less people - Maggot - 04-22-2019 These were my favorites. RE: More Cartoon Characters less people - Rootilda - 04-22-2019 I never figured the Pillsbury Doughboy as a tucker. RE: More Cartoon Characters less people - BigMark - 04-22-2019 Why does he bother? RE: More Cartoon Characters less people - Rootilda - 04-22-2019 Maybe it keeps his yeast from rising. RE: More Cartoon Characters less people - Fry Guy - 04-22-2019 PEPE - Accused of Incitement to violence, hate speech, being a member of a terrorist organisation. RE: More Cartoon Characters less people - HairOfTheDog - 04-23-2019 The Mucinex cartoon mascot is kinda gross. Here's his mug shot. Charges: extortion, stalking. RE: More Cartoon Characters less people - Maggot - 03-01-2020 RE: More Cartoon Characters less people - Maggot - 11-04-2020 it's been a long time since I've eaten rabbit..............Bugs bunny rabbit. RE: More Cartoon Characters less people - Duchess - 11-04-2020 I was recently telling someone how amused I am by the squirrels in my yard, I like them enough that I buy food & treats for them. I wondered aloud how someone could eat those precious little critters and he said, "because they are delicious". Jesus! RE: More Cartoon Characters less people - MirahM - 11-04-2020 Oh my gosh. I couldn't even imagine eating a squirrel or chipmunk. I buy chicken food and dried worms for the ducks in the park. Sometimes I think I am just fattening them up for someone to eat for Thanksgiving. I RE: More Cartoon Characters less people - Duchess - 11-04-2020 They eat muskrat here too. *heaves* RE: More Cartoon Characters less people - Clang McFly - 11-04-2020 (11-04-2020, 05:20 PM)Duchess Wrote: I was recently telling someone how amused I am by the squirrels in my yard, I like them enough that I buy food & treats for them. I wondered aloud how someone could eat those precious little critters and he said, "because they are delicious". Jesus!I've been thinking about buying some food for the squirrels I see on my walk to work, especially for the lazy squirrel that didn't gather nuts for the winter. I personally wouldn't eat a squirrel but I certainly wouldn't judge s homeless person or someone lost in the woods if they ate a squirrel rather than starve to death. |