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WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY - Midwest Spy - 12-04-2015

I'll start:

'Dressing Down'

To remove ones clothes until sexy underthings are revealed. Use in a sentence:

'After peeking in the Friday Boobies Thread, I decided I'd like to give HotD a dressing down. Afterward I'd like to admonish her for Mocking me so often.'

There. Get it?


RE: WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY - Maggot - 12-04-2015

High-five:

I would like to high five you on the head with a chair.


RE: WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY - Duchess - 12-04-2015



I think Hot D must be an itty bitty tiny lil' thing. I have a reason for thinking that.



RE: WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY - HairOfTheDog - 12-04-2015

I rarely wander into that thread, MS, so I'm not sure what made you think of me. But, I do think I get your word play, mister.

You might be up for dressing me down, but I'd definitely slap you silly if you pushed too hard on me.

Got it?


RE: WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY - SIXFOOTERsez - 12-04-2015

(12-04-2015, 02:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I think Hot D must be an itty bitty tiny lil' thing. I have a reason for thinking that.

Definitely a Spinner


RE: WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY - HairOfTheDog - 12-04-2015

(12-04-2015, 02:29 PM)Duchess Wrote: I think Hot D must be an itty bitty tiny lil' thing. I have a reason for thinking that.

I'm definitely not tiny.

I'm 5'5" and around 135 pounds on average.

What makes you think I'm itty bitty?


RE: WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY - Duchess - 12-04-2015

(12-04-2015, 05:26 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: What makes you think I'm itty bitty?


I saw you standing next to User and I remember her once saying she is 5'6". I thought you looked petite standing next to her.



RE: WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY - HairOfTheDog - 12-04-2015

Ah, I see.

That's because user is a goddess with a big presence.

I wonder if she started her humane society job? I miss her bony ass around here.


RE: WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY - Midwest Spy - 12-04-2015

Spinner:

A petite woman that....

Six, care to finish?


RE: WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY - Maggot - 12-04-2015

Ball-gag:

I bet HOTD could strap a "ball-gag" on MS's face before he looked up from his morning paper.


RE: WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY - Blindgreed1 - 12-04-2015

Juicy and Library:

Hector, tell me if juicy my ol lady cuz she dont like me drinking and I don't library good.

Sorry, I live in the Southwest.


RE: WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY - Blindgreed1 - 12-04-2015

The previous post was not authored by the poster. This was an amusing joke told to the poster during his normal daily routine. The poster does not expect to be paid or gain in any way financially in sharing this unauthored joke.


RE: WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY - HairOfTheDog - 12-04-2015

Good one Gunnar, you whine bag!


RE: WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY - sally - 12-04-2015

Jesus Christ, is this what we've become?


RE: WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY - Midwest Spy - 12-04-2015

Stick In The Mud:

See above ^ post for definition.


RE: WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY - sally - 12-04-2015

Fuck head:

See above ^ post for definition.


RE: WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY - Midwest Spy - 12-04-2015

Hotty with a Potty:

mouth.

See above ^


RE: WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY - Midwest Spy - 12-09-2015

Llorona- big crybaby.

I like it when HotD pulls out the Espanol.

Probably one of the reasons I like her; she's got some Latina in her.


RE: WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY - HairOfTheDog - 12-09-2015

La Llorona was the legend of the wicked weeping lady.

She drowned her kids in spite, and her ghost creeped around looking for little kids to replace them. But, she was mean and scary and she always drowned the kids she snatched because they rejected her. That was the tale, as I remember it.

Anyway, we lived in what was called a "Chicano" neighborhood when I was little and the older Mexican girls used to tell us about how the La Llorona lived in the trees outside our bedroom window. Bitches. Every shadow or wind blow had me afraid to go back to sleep for an entire summer.

Btw, I've never had a little Latina nor big Latina in me. And, I've never had a little Latino in me.


RE: WORD/PHRASE OF THE DAY - Blindgreed1 - 12-09-2015

(12-04-2015, 07:40 PM)sally Wrote: Jesus Christ, is this what we've become?
Yes, apparently we are subject to prosecution if we don't cite our sources for things we don't author here.