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Where is Cars? - Maggot - 06-14-2016
Has he found a new "funspot" has he become addicted to boating and parasailing?
RE: Where is Cars? - Duchess - 06-14-2016
I just saw him but I can't recall if it was this morning or yesterday morning.
RE: Where is Cars? - Carsman - 06-14-2016
(06-14-2016, 12:40 PM)Maggot Wrote: Has he found a new "funspot" has he become addicted to boating and parasailing?
I wish, I've been battling the FLU for the last seven days, (and still battling, very weak) along with nursing a dental implant for the last 10 days!
OK, that is all.
RE: Where is Cars? - Maggot - 06-14-2016
No more peanuts for you!
RE: Where is Cars? - OnBendedKnee - 06-15-2016
(06-14-2016, 02:19 PM)Maggot Wrote: No more peanuts for you!
And if you still insist, shell them first.
RE: Where is Cars? - Maggot - 06-15-2016
I eat the shells and all sometimes maybe 7-8 of them. Its probably not good for me.
RE: Where is Cars? - Carsman - 06-15-2016
(06-15-2016, 02:20 PM)Maggot Wrote: I eat the shells and all sometimes maybe 7-8 of them. Its probably not good for me.
Now I've done that a few times when I had one too many at the local bar!
(anyway still sick, went back to doc today, and he doesn't know why, gotta find a new doc)
(going back to oral surgon tomorrow, to see if that has anything to do with the fever)
WOW, what the hell happened to the size ?
RE: Where is Cars? - Carsman - 06-15-2016
(06-15-2016, 01:59 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:(06-14-2016, 02:19 PM)Maggot Wrote: No more peanuts for you!
And if you still insist, shell them first.
Yeah, and I also have to remember to do that with peel and eat shrimp.
RE: Where is Cars? - Maggot - 06-15-2016
(06-15-2016, 07:42 PM)Carsman Wrote: WOW, what the hell happened to the size ?
Mine only does that in cold weather.
RE: Where is Cars? - OnBendedKnee - 06-16-2016
(06-15-2016, 09:25 PM)Maggot Wrote:(06-15-2016, 07:42 PM)Carsman Wrote: WOW, what the hell happened to the size ?
Mine only does that in cold weather.
Or when daydreaming about Rosie O'Donnell.
RE: Where is Cars? - Carsman - 06-23-2016
So anyway, my ambulance ride to the hospital several days ago was exhilarating! After a myriad of tests, just listing the biggies, electrocardiogram, chest x-ray, eco cardiogram, brain cat scan (and yeah the actually found one
) they admitted me into the hospital. After many more tests, they found nothing, all was normal.Which stinks, cause I still have the fever body pain, but no fever any longer. (Get tired quick, so can't stay on here for long.)
RE: Where is Cars? - Duchess - 06-23-2016
(06-23-2016, 07:31 PM)Carsman Wrote: After many more tests, they found nothing, all was normal.
That's wonderful news. It must have scared the crap out of your wife and you too!
Sally might be able to diagnose you.
RE: Where is Cars? - sally - 06-23-2016
I'm sorry Cars, but I think what you have is called impotence. The next time it happens there is really no need to call 911, it's not life threatening.
Either that or you have Lyme disease. Could be either or. Gotta run some more tests.
RE: Where is Cars? - Carsman - 06-25-2016
(06-23-2016, 07:34 PM)Duchess Wrote:(06-23-2016, 07:31 PM)Carsman Wrote: After many more tests, they found nothing, all was normal.
That's wonderful news. It must have scared the crap out of your wife and you too!
Sally might be able to diagnose you.
Yep, that's putting it mildly! I'm still a little jittery.
And where's Dr. maggs when you need him?
(And thanks Sal, but it was the big head that went soft, not the little head.)
RE: Where is Cars? - Maggot - 06-25-2016
I fell asleep and dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie.
RE: Where is Cars? - Carsman - 06-26-2016
(06-25-2016, 10:32 AM)Maggot Wrote: I fell asleep and dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie.
You must have been on the ambulance ride with me, in the same dream!
RE: Where is Cars? - Maggot - 06-26-2016
It's all a dream until the medication wears off.
RE: Where is Cars? - HairOfTheDog - 02-02-2017
I saw this story today and thought of Carsman.
![[Image: 3CC3908700000578-0-image-a-99_1486053058655.jpg]](http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/02/02/16/3CC3908700000578-0-image-a-99_1486053058655.jpg)
A kid in Texas found a big old snake in the toilet. So, he screamed for the parents and mom rushed in and killed the poor innocent reptile with a shovel. The family called pest control and they found 24 more slithering snakes living it up in the cellar.
Cars probably would have had a coronary if it happened to him.
Wonder what kind of trouble the man named Cars is getting into these days. He's been awfully quiet.
RE: Where is Cars? - Maggot - 02-02-2017
He would be beating the crap out of that with a toilet brush before he even knew what he was doing.
RE: Where is Cars? - BigMark - 02-02-2017
Snakes on a Drain!