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Calling all Saints and Sluts - IroningBroad - 10-31-2016

Sooo..how many people have you banged in your life up until now?

Just give me a number or an estimate if you can't remember hah


RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - Midwest Spy - 10-31-2016

Now THIS is interesting.

I don't think you'll get many honest answers, at least not from the women.


RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - HairOfTheDog - 10-31-2016

(10-31-2016, 10:25 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Now THIS is interesting.

I don't think you'll get many honest answers, at least not from the women.

The number of people with whom I've had sex is somewhere between the number of people with whom Clang claims to have had sex and the number of women whom you believe have undressed you with their eyes.

Honest. Smiley_emoticons_smile


RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - Midwest Spy - 10-31-2016

(10-31-2016, 10:42 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 10:25 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Now THIS is interesting.

I don't think you'll get many honest answers, at least not from the women.

The number of people with whom I've had sex is somewhere between the number of people with whom Clang claims to have had sex and the number of women whom you believe have undressed you with their eyes.

Honest. Smiley_emoticons_smile

I'm guessing you're nearer to Clang's number.

I don't picture you as being the town bicycle.


RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - Maggot - 10-31-2016

Maybe 8 but each one multiple times in multiple ways with multiple orgasms.


RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - sally - 10-31-2016

Do blowjobs count? I had a bit of a reputation with the boys back in middle school.


RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - Maggot - 10-31-2016

Regular work doesn't count.


RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - Maggot - 10-31-2016

I should not have said that and fear the wrath of sally so I am retracting that statement and instead creating the ultimate Sally tribute thread.


RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - IroningBroad - 10-31-2016

(10-31-2016, 12:18 PM)sally Wrote: Do blowjobs count? I had a bit of a reputation with the boys back in middle school.


No I'm talking penis in vagina or penis in butt action.

I guess you could list how many bj's you've given if you want .


RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - Duchess - 10-31-2016

(10-31-2016, 10:25 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I don't think you'll get many honest answers, at least not from the women.


Why would you say that? [Image: slap.gif]



RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - BlueTiki - 10-31-2016

What is the tipping point number for Saint vs. Slut?


RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - Midwest Spy - 10-31-2016

(10-31-2016, 02:58 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: What is the tipping point number for Saint vs. Slut?

For Clang, the number 0 makes him a: nerd, dork, spaz, geek, dweeb, loser, etc. that is, if you believe his 'woe is me' tale.

For you ladies, I think anything over 100 would see you approaching slut-range.


RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - Midwest Spy - 10-31-2016

(10-31-2016, 02:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 10:25 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I don't think you'll get many honest answers, at least not from the women.


Why would you say that? [Image: slap.gif]

How many answers have we seen so far?

Even the poster hasn't tossed her # out there.


RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - BlueTiki - 10-31-2016

Tru dat!


RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - Duchess - 10-31-2016

(10-31-2016, 04:10 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 02:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 10:25 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I don't think you'll get many honest answers, at least not from the women.


Why would you say that? [Image: slap.gif]

How many answers have we seen so far?

Even the poster hasn't tossed her # out there.


You said, "I don't think you'll get many honest answers, at least not from the women". Are you equating no answer to lying?



RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - Duchess - 10-31-2016



Shit. I meant to cut that quote in half. Oops.



RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - IroningBroad - 10-31-2016

Fack it.

Guys keep in mind this was BEFORE I converted to Christianity.

I am not the whore I used to be.

From what I can remember about 25 or so.


RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - Midwest Spy - 10-31-2016

(10-31-2016, 04:32 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 04:10 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 02:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 10:25 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I don't think you'll get many honest answers, at least not from the women.


Why would you say that? [Image: slap.gif]

How many answers have we seen so far?

Even the poster hasn't tossed her # out there.


You said, "I don't think you'll get many honest answers, at least not from the women". Are you equating no answer to lying?

You sure like to make me elaborate.

For millennia, men have been known as studs and women have been known as sluts based upon their number of sexual partners.

I'd guess that most women don't really want to talk about their true number of partners for fear of looking slutty.

A double standard for sure.

Care to throw out your number? The REAL number?


RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - BlueTiki - 10-31-2016

Did you bang Black, Broad?


RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - Midwest Spy - 10-31-2016

(10-31-2016, 05:19 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Did you bang Black, Broad?

And, did you ever go back?