I SEE YOU - Printable Version

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RE: I SEE YOU - ZEROSPHERES - 11-05-2016

(11-02-2016, 08:05 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-02-2016, 08:12 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: homp
Musician and against gargling semen. Boy that Duchess sure is artistic and practical. I tooted on the homophobe when I was younger but the instrument I have yet to play is the sex-a-me-probe.

RE: I SEE YOU - Clang McFly - 11-06-2016

(11-05-2016, 06:45 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:
(11-02-2016, 08:05 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-02-2016, 08:12 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: homp
Musician and against gargling semen. Boy that Duchess sure is artistic and practical. I tooted on the homophobe when I was younger but the instrument I have yet to play is the sex-a-me-probe.

That wouldn't work for me. Hillary is kinda hot. I use Abe Vigoda and Larry King for my erection deflection.

RE: I SEE YOU - ZEROSPHERES - 11-07-2016

(11-06-2016, 06:41 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-05-2016, 06:45 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:
(11-02-2016, 08:05 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-02-2016, 08:12 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: homp
Musician and against gargling semen. Boy that Duchess sure is artistic and practical. I tooted on the homophobe when I was younger but the instrument I have yet to play is the sex-a-me-probe.

That wouldn't work for me. Hillary is kinda hot. I use Abe Vigoda and Larry King for my erection deflection.

RE: I SEE YOU - Duchess - 11-07-2016

(11-06-2016, 06:41 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: That wouldn't work for me. Hillary is kinda hot. I use Abe Vigoda and Larry King for my erection deflection.

Just so you know, Sally sorta like Abe too.

I miss Larry King's interviews. He lets his guests talk.

Now I'm thinking about that bozo Piers. Suckiest interviewer ever.

RE: I SEE YOU - crash - 11-07-2016

(11-02-2016, 10:19 PM)sally Wrote: I don't think I believe in a God unless I'm pretending to be an old bat and you're really fucking it up. Now go to hell, you little heathen.

Religion in a nutshell...according to Sally.

Maybe that was your moment, Sal?

RE: I SEE YOU - BigMark - 11-07-2016

I heard her say oh god a bunch of times.

RE: I SEE YOU - Clang McFly - 11-07-2016

(11-07-2016, 12:50 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:
(11-06-2016, 06:41 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-05-2016, 06:45 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:
(11-02-2016, 08:05 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-02-2016, 08:12 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: homp
Musician and against gargling semen. Boy that Duchess sure is artistic and practical. I tooted on the homophobe when I was younger but the instrument I have yet to play is the sex-a-me-probe.

That wouldn't work for me. Hillary is kinda hot. I use Abe Vigoda and Larry King for my erection deflection.

I stand erected....er....corrected. He doesn't make that bad a woman. I guess I'll have to fall back on Bea Arthur, Rosie O'Donnell, and Donald Trump naked/in drag to deflate my urge to masturbate.

RE: I SEE YOU - Clang McFly - 11-07-2016

(11-07-2016, 01:13 PM)Duchess Wrote: Just so you know, Sally sorta like Abe too.

And this information tidbit helps me how? Are me and sally suddenly going to discuss Abe and the finer points of his TV and film career? Or make plans to watch an Abe Vigoda marathon on a cold winter's day while tossing crab rangoons in each other's mouths, while Big Mark stops by at random intervals and makes lewd comments?

RE: I SEE YOU - Duchess - 11-07-2016

(11-07-2016, 07:41 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: And this information tidbit helps me how?

I was just making you aware that Sally has dibs on Abe Vigoda.

RE: I SEE YOU - BigMark - 11-07-2016

And by dibs do you mean hot buttery monkey love?

RE: I SEE YOU - Clang McFly - 11-07-2016

(11-07-2016, 07:55 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-07-2016, 07:41 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: And this information tidbit helps me how?

I was just making you aware that Sally has dibs on Abe Vigoda.

She can have him. I'll snap Larry King's suspenders.

RE: I SEE YOU - BigMark - 11-07-2016

With both hands!

RE: I SEE YOU - sally - 11-07-2016

I have no idea where this Abe Vigoda business came from. I usually remember everything, even when I'm drunk. I'm scared to ask why I have dibs on Fish from Barney Miller.

RE: I SEE YOU - HairOfTheDog - 11-07-2016

I think I remember you bringing up Abe Vigoda, but thought Wojohowitz was the one you put dibs on.

RE: I SEE YOU - ZEROSPHERES - 11-07-2016

(11-06-2016, 06:41 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-02-2016, 08:12 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:

That wouldn't work for me. Hillary is kinda hot. I use Abe Vigoda and Larry King for my erection deflection.

Clang, Is this any help?

RE: I SEE YOU - Clang McFly - 11-07-2016

(11-07-2016, 08:43 PM)BigMark Wrote: With both hands!

With my dick! Or maybe the balls. They're really big.

RE: I SEE YOU - Clang McFly - 11-07-2016

(11-07-2016, 11:31 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:
(11-06-2016, 06:41 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-02-2016, 08:12 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote:

That wouldn't work for me. Hillary is kinda hot. I use Abe Vigoda and Larry King for my erection deflection.

Clang, Is this any help?

YES! OH GOD! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

(so no not really)

RE: I SEE YOU - sally - 11-08-2016

(11-07-2016, 10:25 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I think I remember you bringing up Abe Vigoda, but thought Wojohowitz was the one you put dibs on.

I remember now, it was Wojohowitz. Duchess is senile, Abe is back up for grabs, Clang.

RE: I SEE YOU - Clang McFly - 11-08-2016

(11-08-2016, 10:08 PM)sally Wrote:
(11-07-2016, 10:25 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I think I remember you bringing up Abe Vigoda, but thought Wojohowitz was the one you put dibs on.

I remember now, it was Wojohowitz. Duchess is senile, Abe is back up for grabs, Clang.

Good. He makes a good looking woman.

RE: I SEE YOU - sally - 11-08-2016

(11-08-2016, 10:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-08-2016, 10:08 PM)sally Wrote:
(11-07-2016, 10:25 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I think I remember you bringing up Abe Vigoda, but thought Wojohowitz was the one you put dibs on.

I remember now, it was Wojohowitz. Duchess is senile, Abe is back up for grabs, Clang.

Good. He makes a good looking woman.

You know he's rolling in his grave right now. Not about that, but you voting for Hillary.