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RE: THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY - BlueTiki - 01-19-2023

(01-19-2023, 05:51 PM)Donovan Wrote: Trump has so far explained that he had no docs, instructed his staff to lie and hide them, stated he had them but the FBI planted them, he had them but he declassified them with his mind, and that he only had the folders because the briefing team just willy-nilly left them laying about for him to steal because empty folders are super fucking cool souvenirs.
There are any number of longtime government officials who are happy to explain the sheer implausibility of any of these excuses. They basically break down every instance where these alibis are pure bullshit only useful to convince the utter morons left in his base support. If you honestly believe any of these stories does anything but give his prosecutors a very tingly stirring sensation in their nether regions, you are probably one of the aforementioned morons.

Why do you care?  Seriously.

How does this affect your daily existence?

Empty folders . . . how this is scandalous . . . or illegal?

Longtime government officials will break down these "alibis" and discredit the "implausibility of any of these excuses"?

Yeah . . . like the fifty-plus former intelligence agency directors and employees who assured the public Hunter's laptop was a product of Russian disinformation?

Boy . . . those opinions were based on real solid investigative and intelligence analysis!

I'm sure your rant gives you a very Chris Matthews tingly feeling . . . just like when you watched Gilmore Girls or My 600 Pound Life . . . with your trousers around your ankles.

Glad Trump still keeps you aroused.

It saves the cost of NHS writing you a prescription for ED meds . . . or a penis pump.

But unfortunately, not the cost of your tampons for a non-female menstruator.


RE: THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY - BigMark - 01-19-2023

POTD!


RE: THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY - Duchess - 01-20-2023

hah  No, it isn't, Mark. You like it because it's a post you would have made if you had the words. Tiki argues both sides, it all depends on how that shemale thinks at any given moment and right now it wants to fuck with Donovan. I agree with Donovan. trump is all that and then some.


RE: THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY - Duchess - 01-20-2023

(01-19-2023, 07:05 PM)sally Wrote: Too bad they didn't give a fuck for just a little longer.

Ewwww. Always with the support for Hitler, ya freak.


RE: THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY - Clang McFly - 01-20-2023

(01-20-2023, 06:11 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(01-19-2023, 07:05 PM)sally Wrote: Too bad they didn't give a fuck for just a little longer.

Ewwww. Always with the support for Hitler, ya freak.

Sally: Ok, Hitler may be responsible for mass murder and genocide, so what? At least the trains ran on time. Fuck people. I can't miss my train.


RE: THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY - sally - 01-20-2023

(01-20-2023, 05:58 AM)Duchess Wrote: hah  No, it isn't, Mark. You like it because it's a post you would have made if you had the words. Tiki argues both sides, it all depends on how that shemale thinks at any given moment and right now it wants to fuck with Donovan. I agree with Donovan. trump is all that and then some.

It was a tremendous post, one of the best. And I could be mistaken, but didn't Tiki post a picture of herself in a bikini once? If that was her she didn't look like a shemale.


RE: THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY - Duchess - 01-20-2023

I call Tiki shemale because I'm never sure and that's the best I could come up with. 


RE: THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY - Duchess - 01-20-2023

I know that's lame. Help.  50


RE: THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY - BlueTiki - 01-20-2023

(01-20-2023, 12:14 PM)sally Wrote:
(01-20-2023, 05:58 AM)Duchess Wrote: Tiki argues both sides, it all depends on how that shemale thinks at any given moment . . .

 . . . didn't Tiki post a picture of herself in a bikini once? If that was her she didn't look like a shemale.

Oh, fuck!

When I was in Grand Turk on that breast cancer "Thriver" cruise with my Mum!

Shemale . . . sure . . . go with it!  It's all the rage . . . with a real or prosthetic peen.

If it helps, think of that old TV commercial with the old lady in bed, turning off the lights.

Change the words to the jingle . . . "Strap-On *clap, clap* Strap-Off *"clap, clap* . . . The Strapper!"


RE: THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY - rothschild - 01-20-2023

(01-20-2023, 12:27 PM)Duchess Wrote: I know that's lame. Help.  50

It's never too late for self-improvement -- most of the time.


RE: THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY - BigMark - 01-20-2023

(01-20-2023, 12:30 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(01-20-2023, 12:14 PM)sally Wrote:
(01-20-2023, 05:58 AM)Duchess Wrote: Tiki argues both sides, it all depends on how that shemale thinks at any given moment . . .

 . . . didn't Tiki post a picture of herself in a bikini once? If that was her she didn't look like a shemale.

Oh, fuck!

When I was in Grand Turk on that breast cancer "Thriver" cruise with my Mum!

Shemale . . . sure . . . go with it!  It's all the rage . . . with a real or prosthetic peen.

If it helps, think of that old TV commercial with the old lady in bed, turning off the lights.

Change the words to the jingle . . . "Strap-On *clap, clap* Strap-Off *"clap, clap* . . . The Strapper!"




RE: THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY - aussiefriend - 01-21-2023

I didn't even know what a POTUS was until I think it was Maggot told me here in Mock.


RE: THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY - Clang McFly - 01-21-2023

(01-21-2023, 03:02 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I didn't even know what a POTUS was until I think it was Maggot told me here in Mock.

Penis Over Tits Urine Shower


RE: THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY - aussiefriend - 01-23-2023

(01-21-2023, 07:52 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(01-21-2023, 03:02 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I didn't even know what a POTUS was until I think it was Maggot told me here in Mock.

Penis Over Tits Urine Shower

You could have told me that and I would have believed you. I didn't even know about the Donner Family until a couple of years ago. We learn about our own colonial history and unless you really study that particular part of history you could live your whole life and never hear of them. What a morbid tale that was learning about that doomed trip.


RE: THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY - BlueTiki - 01-23-2023

What's wrong with having a friend for a meal?


RE: THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY - BigMark - 01-23-2023

especially when they can suppress the gag reflex then wink.


RE: THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY - aussiefriend - 01-24-2023

To be fair, hearing all the details how they were actually getting impatient with people dying and starting to kill each other off was really so putrid. How they were ostracised by the community afterwards if they cannibalised their fellow man. I would rather die.


RE: THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY - Duchess - 01-24-2023

There is a hearing today on whether or not to make the Fulton grand jury report public.


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RE: THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY - BlueTiki - 01-24-2023

(01-24-2023, 08:29 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: To be fair, hearing all the details how they were actually getting impatient with people dying and starting to kill each other off was really so putrid. How they were ostracised by the community afterwards if they cannibalised their fellow man. I would rather die.

We applaud and celebrate this particular gastronomical perversion, here, in the US.

Check out the University of Colorado Boulder.  Dining hall named after a cannibal (and where I "borrowed" their signature invite).

As a musician, you might be familiar with the singer/song writer, Rupert Holmes.  You know, the guy who wrote and performed "Escape" . . . the "Pina Colada" song?

Check out his work when he was with a group called the "Buoys".

AM radio listeners ate up one of his hits, back in the day.

And, JSYK, overcoming the stigma of cannibalism IS a proposal to fight global climate change.

So . . . what's for dinner?


RE: THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY - Duchess - 01-24-2023

Dining hall named after a cannibal. Good lord. I'm both amused & horrified. I feel that way about so many things the past few years.