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Egg head has been captured - Maggot - 01-22-2017

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Baltimore Police arrested a man who allegedly stole a car with two young children inside, according to reports.

John Bowling, 37, is facing kidnapping charges and auto theft charges after he allegedly stole a mother’s car with her 4-year -old and 19-month-old in the backseat while she was unloading groceries on Thursday.

All that head and zero brains.


RE: Egg head has been captured - HairOfTheDog - 01-22-2017

Jesus, that is one tall-headed dipshit.


RE: Egg head has been captured - BigMark - 01-22-2017

That's one hell of a fivehead.


RE: Egg head has been captured - Maggot - 01-23-2017

[Image: Egghead_from_Batman_66.jpg]


RE: Egg head has been captured - Duchess - 01-23-2017



The dude looks creepy. Not approachable at all!



RE: Egg head has been captured - Ski at 1SKY6 - 01-23-2017

(01-22-2017, 08:31 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Jesus, that is one tall-headed dipshit.

There seems to be some paralysis on the right side of his face and possibly some blindness too.


RE: Egg head has been captured - Maggot - 01-23-2017

(01-23-2017, 06:26 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote:
(01-22-2017, 08:31 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Jesus, that is one tall-headed dipshit.

There seems to be some paralysis on the right side of his face and possibly some blindness too.

And he couldn't drive!!!! Smiley_emoticons_shocked


RE: Egg head has been captured - Clang McFly - 01-23-2017

(01-23-2017, 12:50 PM)Maggot Wrote: [Image: Egghead_from_Batman_66.jpg]

hah


RE: Egg head has been captured - HairOfTheDog - 01-24-2017

(01-23-2017, 06:26 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote:
(01-22-2017, 08:31 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Jesus, that is one tall-headed dipshit.

There seems to be some paralysis on the right side of his face and possibly some blindness too.

Maybe. But even if that's so, he's not too impaired to drive a vehicle (which he stole, along with the children in it).


RE: Egg head has been captured - Ski at 1SKY6 - 01-24-2017

I hope no one thinks that I am defending this character. What he did is wrong. I am just making an observation about his appearance. He looks scary. I would hate to have him pick me up as my Uber driver.


RE: Egg head has been captured - Maggot - 01-24-2017

(01-24-2017, 03:05 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote: I hope no one thinks that I am defending this character. What he did is wrong. I am just making an observation about his appearance. He looks scary. I would hate to have him pick me up as my Uber driver.

His head butt is considered a weapon of mass destruction.


RE: Egg head has been captured - Maggot - 02-14-2017

Another one,...............I've found another one!

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RE: Egg head has been captured - Maggot - 02-14-2017

I think Clang should sit on it until it hatches.


RE: Egg head has been captured - BigMark - 02-14-2017

Whatever you say potsie.


RE: Egg head has been captured - Duchess - 02-14-2017



I sometimes think bald guys are kinda hot but not these guys.



RE: Egg head has been captured - Clang McFly - 02-14-2017

(02-14-2017, 03:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: I think Clang should sit on it until it hatches.

Good idea, let me see if I can get the paternity leave to do it. As long as I get paid for doing it, its a better gig than my DMV job.


RE: Egg head has been captured - Clang McFly - 02-14-2017

(02-14-2017, 06:34 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I sometimes think bald guys are kinda hot but not these guys.

Its all in the shape of the bald head. The more evenly round, the better and sexier.