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Accountants - Maggot - 03-09-2017 Ya just gotta love-em! I'm looking at an e-mail from an accountant for a northeastern HVAC company that will be left un-named: Quantity: Year 2016 96,600: Styrofoam coffee cups 10,000: reams of paper 460: Huge printer inc. things (they cost 100.00 each) 30,000: paper clips 1,400 lbs: coffee 66,000: coffee swizel sticks (don't ask what they stirred their coffee with) 2080: things (1 pint) of creamer powder from Satan ( I think they cause cancer) 1060lbs: sugar I don't even want to fathom what all that crap cost. RE: Accountants - Carsman - 03-10-2017 This accountant sounds anal-retentive, remind you of anyone? RE: Accountants - Maggot - 03-10-2017 Sure..........the entire world. |