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Sorry I left you all alone with Clang. - Som Yung Ho - 03-10-2017

But its ok. I'm back. You can all stop missing me and let Clang out of his cage now.


RE: Sorry I left you all alone with Clang. - sally - 03-10-2017

Clang has the shits so we can't let him out unsupervised yet.


RE: Sorry I left you all alone with Clang. - Duchess - 03-10-2017



I've never seen such shit talkin' people in my life. Not only did he tell us he has the shits, he went on to describe it. Fuck, Clang, just what the actual fuck.



RE: Sorry I left you all alone with Clang. - BigMark - 03-10-2017

That's the sound they make when it hits the bowl.


RE: Sorry I left you all alone with Clang. - Clang McFly - 03-10-2017

(03-10-2017, 11:13 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I've never seen such shit talkin' people in my life. Not only did he tell us he has the shits, he went on to describe it. Fuck, Clang, just what the actual fuck.

Yes. What. The. Actual. Fuck. I feel like I entered the Twilight Zone. I know you guys are probably kidding about me talking about having the shits, but it also sounds like something I might have done in my sick state. I don't what to believe anymore.

Congrats, you guys have out crazied the Clang.

As punishment, I shall model the clothes I just ordered from JCPenney.


RE: Sorry I left you all alone with Clang. - Som Yung Ho - 03-10-2017

I got something to cure the shits. But first I need to know what type you have. Like tap water runny or are there some chunks? If so what are the chunks of? Peas? Corn?


RE: Sorry I left you all alone with Clang. - Maggot - 03-10-2017

Your lives must revolve around searching for nostril goblins under chairs........Geez. Lame twisted nipple fucks.


RE: Sorry I left you all alone with Clang. - Clang McFly - 03-10-2017

(03-10-2017, 08:04 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: I got something to cure the shits. But first I need to know what type you have. Like tap water runny or are there some chunks? If so what are the chunks of? Peas? Corn?

No shits at the moment. I got the smelly toots though.


RE: Sorry I left you all alone with Clang. - Som Yung Ho - 03-11-2017

Nice burn ya nose smelly ones or smooth lingering ones?


RE: Sorry I left you all alone with Clang. - Clang McFly - 03-12-2017

(03-11-2017, 02:47 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Nice burn ya nose smelly ones or smooth lingering ones?

smooth lingering ones.


RE: Sorry I left you all alone with Clang. - BigMark - 03-12-2017

[Image: explosion-o.gif] GIFSoup


RE: Sorry I left you all alone with Clang. - Clang McFly - 03-12-2017

hah


RE: Sorry I left you all alone with Clang. - Som Yung Ho - 03-12-2017

(03-12-2017, 06:19 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-11-2017, 02:47 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Nice burn ya nose smelly ones or smooth lingering ones?

smooth lingering ones.
When you smell them can you also taste them?


RE: Sorry I left you all alone with Clang. - Duchess - 03-13-2017



Dude. C'mon! Fuckity fuck.



RE: Sorry I left you all alone with Clang. - Carsman - 03-13-2017

Farts may not be that bad, they may cure cancer! hah






RE: Sorry I left you all alone with Clang. - Clang McFly - 03-13-2017

(03-12-2017, 11:36 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote:
(03-12-2017, 06:19 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-11-2017, 02:47 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Nice burn ya nose smelly ones or smooth lingering ones?

smooth lingering ones.
When you smell them can you also taste them?

They taste....beefy. That's it. Maybe your fart palate is more sophisticated.


RE: Sorry I left you all alone with Clang. - Clang McFly - 03-13-2017

(03-13-2017, 06:57 AM)Carsman Wrote: Farts may not be that bad, they may cure cancer! hah




I cured cancer at least a dozen times today. Just call me Fart Jesus.


RE: Sorry I left you all alone with Clang. - Som Yung Ho - 03-13-2017

(03-13-2017, 05:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-12-2017, 11:36 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote:
(03-12-2017, 06:19 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-11-2017, 02:47 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Nice burn ya nose smelly ones or smooth lingering ones?

smooth lingering ones.
When you smell them can you also taste them?

They taste....beefy. That's it. Maybe your fart palate is more sophisticated.
Mmmmmmm... beef, the best flavour for a fart.


RE: Sorry I left you all alone with Clang. - Clang McFly - 03-14-2017

(03-13-2017, 07:49 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote:
(03-13-2017, 05:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-12-2017, 11:36 PM)Som Yung Ho Wrote:
(03-12-2017, 06:19 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-11-2017, 02:47 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Nice burn ya nose smelly ones or smooth lingering ones?

smooth lingering ones.
When you smell them can you also taste them?

They taste....beefy. That's it. Maybe your fart palate is more sophisticated.
Mmmmmmm... beef, the best flavour for a fart.

Yeah well it smells moistly like taint-ed beef.


RE: Sorry I left you all alone with Clang. - Som Yung Ho - 03-14-2017

Well, its not going to be fresh.