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RE: GROSS IS... - Clang McFly - 07-09-2017
(07-09-2017, 04:17 PM)sally Wrote: Yeah Clang, every time you feel like jerking off just whip yourself up an omelette instead. Nothing like being filled up with eggs, sperm and frustration.
RE: GROSS IS... - Clang McFly - 07-09-2017
(07-09-2017, 04:00 PM)Maggot Wrote: Hell, that's 8 min wasted jerking off instead of making an omelet.
So then every time I get horny I'll be thinking of raw chickens and eggs instead of hot women in the raw?
Well ok then.
*googles chicken porn*
RE: GROSS IS... - BigMark - 07-09-2017
You do NOT want to do that.
RE: GROSS IS... - Clang McFly - 07-09-2017
Why not because of the buck, buckkake?
RE: GROSS IS... - Carsman - 07-10-2017
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Here ya go Sal, just for you.
RE: GROSS IS... - Carsman - 07-15-2017
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How to kill a thread with one easy video!
RE: GROSS IS... - sally - 07-15-2017
I wish I had tonsil stones. I never have any gross stuff I can pick at like boils, tonsil stones, ear wax... fucking nothing, but an occasional black head.
RE: GROSS IS... - Carsman - 07-15-2017
(07-15-2017, 09:56 PM)sally Wrote: I wish I had tonsil stones. I never have any gross stuff I can pick at like boils, tonsil stones, ear wax... fucking nothing, but an occasional black head.
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Thank your lucky stars for that!
But wait, you still have lots of time for that too!
RE: GROSS IS... - sally - 07-15-2017
My husband gets boils sometimes, goddamn he's gross.
RE: GROSS IS... - Duchess - 07-16-2017
I'm afraid to ask what that is and there is no way in hell I'm going to google it. Nonono.
RE: GROSS IS... - Clang McFly - 07-16-2017
(07-15-2017, 09:56 PM)sally Wrote: I wish I had tonsil stones. I never have any gross stuff I can pick at like boils, tonsil stones, ear wax... fucking nothing, but an occasional black head.
Skin tags are fun to pop off. If you can stand a tiny bit of pain. You just pull, twist, and squeeze and eventually they come off.
RE: GROSS IS... - Carsman - 07-16-2017
(07-16-2017, 01:46 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:k(07-15-2017, 09:56 PM)sally Wrote: I wish I had tonsil stones. I never have any gross stuff I can pick at like boils, tonsil stones, ear wax... fucking nothing, but an occasional black head.
Skin tags are fun to pop off. If you can stand a tiny bit of pain. You just pull, twist, and squeeze and eventually they come off.
You can put a dot of Compound W Wart remover on a skin tag, it's pain free, and it will fall off in 4 to 5 days.
RE: GROSS IS... - Clang McFly - 07-16-2017
(07-16-2017, 07:32 PM)Carsman Wrote:(07-16-2017, 01:46 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:k(07-15-2017, 09:56 PM)sally Wrote: I wish I had tonsil stones. I never have any gross stuff I can pick at like boils, tonsil stones, ear wax... fucking nothing, but an occasional black head.
Skin tags are fun to pop off. If you can stand a tiny bit of pain. You just pull, twist, and squeeze and eventually they come off.
You can put a dot of Compound W Wart remover on a skin tag, it's pain free, and it will fall off in 4 to 5 days.
Oh sure you can do it the easy way, but where's the fun in that?
I'm letting my foot fungus grow just so I can stick my feet in a bowl of fungus eating fish.
RE: GROSS IS... - BigMark - 07-17-2017
How can you have animals and not know what a boil is?
RE: GROSS IS... - sally - 07-17-2017
Thanks for all the skin tag advice, but I don't have fucking skin tags.
RE: GROSS IS... - BigMark - 07-17-2017
Your it!
RE: GROSS IS... - Duchess - 07-17-2017
(07-17-2017, 10:14 AM)BigMark Wrote: How can you have animals and not know what a boil is?
Are you talking to me? If so, I've never had an animal with a boil. Goddamn that word is just full of ick.
RE: GROSS IS... - SIXFOOTERsez - 07-17-2017
I had a boil on my arm when I was 14 or so, developed from a mosquito bite. Wrist swole up big as my thigh. Dr didn't lance it, put some kind of medicated bandage on it and I came back the next day, you wouldn't believe how much stuff came out of it. had a hole you could stick half a finger in
RE: GROSS IS... - Maggot - 07-17-2017
King Henry VIII had boils but he also had goils.
RE: GROSS IS... - BigMark - 07-17-2017
Festering goo.