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Step right up and get your coffee stirrers - Maggot - 08-24-2017
Some very small penisy person ordered 5 cases. 25 boxes each 500 quantity per box 5.25" coffee stirrers just in case N.Korea started some shit. They only wanted 1 box but the receipt says 5. In fact the purchase order has 5 cases on it. To send them back would be 97.80 they cost 36.00 per case, the restocking charge is 8.00 per case.
Why oh why is this this stupid crap even on my desk? I'm putting them on the highest shelf in the darkest corner of the warehouse and paying the stupid bill so I can harass the small penisy clown for the rest of the week.
RE: Step right up and get your coffee stirrers - SIXFOOTERsez - 08-24-2017
Yea, that's about what I would do
RE: Step right up and get your coffee stirrers - Blindgreed1 - 08-24-2017
(08-24-2017, 09:38 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Yea, that's about what I would doSame, only I would also find new and exciting ways of hiding enormous amounts of said coffee stirrers in places he would routinely find them on a daily basis.
RE: Step right up and get your coffee stirrers - Duchess - 08-24-2017
Being the boss isn't all that it's cracked up to be. I say that weekly, sometimes more these days.
RE: Step right up and get your coffee stirrers - Maggot - 08-24-2017
There has to be some kind of arts and craft thing that they can be used for.
RE: Step right up and get your coffee stirrers - Duchess - 08-24-2017
(08-24-2017, 10:52 AM)Maggot Wrote: There has to be some kind of arts and craft thing that they can be used for.
You're absolutely right.
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RE: Step right up and get your coffee stirrers - Carsman - 08-24-2017
I once saw a pains taking detailed Battle Ship model some guy made out of those sticks, can't find it now.
RE: Step right up and get your coffee stirrers - Maggot - 08-24-2017
I wish they were wood but no they're the stupid red plastic ones.
RE: Step right up and get your coffee stirrers - SIXFOOTERsez - 08-24-2017
I bet the 11 yr old can figure it out
RE: Step right up and get your coffee stirrers - Duchess - 08-24-2017
Plastic is the debil.
RE: Step right up and get your coffee stirrers - Maggot - 08-24-2017
(08-24-2017, 03:15 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: I bet the 11 yr old can figure it out
You're nuts, that stuff would be all over the place. Screw that!
RE: Step right up and get your coffee stirrers - Duchess - 08-24-2017
Melt them down, it can be used as margarine.
RE: Step right up and get your coffee stirrers - Clang McFly - 08-24-2017
(08-24-2017, 03:15 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: I bet the 11 yr old can figure it out
He could use them to always make rafts/spears/pole vaulting poles for his action figures or miniature pan flutes.
And more ideas....