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RE: GIVE ME MY DAILY BREAD - Duchess - 08-31-2018
Oy! You managed to work in three that time.
RE: GIVE ME MY DAILY BREAD - Clang McFly - 08-31-2018
(08-31-2018, 05:55 PM)Duchess Wrote: Oy! You managed to work in three that time.
It's a hat trick.
Speaking of hat tricks....*takes a tiny top hat off his penis*
TA-DA!
RE: GIVE ME MY DAILY BREAD - sally - 08-31-2018
(08-31-2018, 10:01 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-31-2018, 05:55 PM)Duchess Wrote: Oy! You managed to work in three that time.
It's a hat trick.
Speaking of hat tricks....*takes a tiny pubic crab off his penis and tapes it to his brother's phone*
TA-DA!
This is a better trick.
RE: GIVE ME MY DAILY BREAD - HairOfTheDog - 08-31-2018
Be careful with the magic dick tricks Clang. Whatever you do, don't try the one where you put it in the box and saw it down the middle. That's only half as good as the disappearing act.
RE: GIVE ME MY DAILY BREAD - Clang McFly - 09-01-2018
(08-31-2018, 10:40 PM)sally Wrote:(08-31-2018, 10:01 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-31-2018, 05:55 PM)Duchess Wrote: Oy! You managed to work in three that time.
It's a hat trick.
Speaking of hat tricks....*takes a tiny pubic crab off his penis and tapes it to his brother's phone*
TA-DA!
This is a better trick.
My pubic crabs aren't tiny.
Crab Salad, anyone? Lightly smothered in a creamy Semen and dick cheese shavings.
RE: GIVE ME MY DAILY BREAD - BigMark - 09-01-2018
dear lord clang.
RE: GIVE ME MY DAILY BREAD - Duchess - 09-01-2018
(09-01-2018, 12:34 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: My pubic crabs aren't tiny.
Crab Salad, anyone? Lightly smothered in a creamy Semen and dick cheese shavings.
You filthy little monkey. I no longer have my slap 'em upside the head smiley.
RE: GIVE ME MY DAILY BREAD - Carsman - 09-01-2018
This is better then a slap aside the head! 
RE: GIVE ME MY DAILY BREAD - Duchess - 09-02-2018
I don't want to taze him when I'm just fuckin' with him.
RE: GIVE ME MY DAILY BREAD - Duchess - 09-02-2018
I don't want to taze him when I'm just fuckin' with him.
RE: GIVE ME MY DAILY BREAD - Clang McFly - 09-03-2018
(09-01-2018, 01:02 PM)Duchess Wrote:(09-01-2018, 12:34 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: My pubic crabs aren't tiny.
Crab Salad, anyone? Lightly smothered in a creamy Semen and dick cheese shavings.
You filthy little monkey. I no longer have my slap 'em upside the head smiley.
I no longer have a lot of smileys. The "get more" link no longer works. I would have complained about this in the Mock upgrade thread weeks ago but it seemed silly to get upset over smileys.
RE: GIVE ME MY DAILY BREAD - Clang McFly - 09-03-2018
(09-01-2018, 12:34 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-31-2018, 10:40 PM)sally Wrote:(08-31-2018, 10:01 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-31-2018, 05:55 PM)Duchess Wrote: Oy! You managed to work in three that time.
It's a hat trick.
Speaking of hat tricks....*takes a tiny pubic crab off his penis and tapes it to his brother's phone*
TA-DA!
This is a better trick.
My pubic crabs aren't tiny.
Crab Salad, anyone? Lightly smothered in a creamy Semen and dick cheese shavings.
(09-01-2018, 08:07 AM)BigMark Wrote: dear lord clang.Reason #249234623942 why I'll forever remain a virgin.
RE: GIVE ME MY DAILY BREAD - BigMark - 09-03-2018
This might give an incentive.
![[Image: 976659270.jpg]](https://s3.scoopwhoop.com/anj/porn_ban/976659270.jpg)
RE: GIVE ME MY DAILY BREAD - Carsman - 09-03-2018
Well actually you still can, that's why God gave you Two hands!
RE: GIVE ME MY DAILY BREAD - Ski at 1SKY6 - 09-04-2018
GIVE ME MY DAILY HEAD
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2018/09/04/priests-arrested-miami-beach-sex-acts-in-car/
Miami Beach Police Arrest Two Priests Caught Performing Sex Act In Car
RE: GIVE ME MY DAILY BREAD - Blindgreed1 - 09-04-2018
Who cares if they blow each other? I don't. It's molesting kids I have an issue with.
RE: GIVE ME MY DAILY BREAD - Ski at 1SKY6 - 09-04-2018
(09-04-2018, 12:51 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Who cares if they blow each other? I don't. It's molesting kids I have an issue with.
The tourists who were audience probably feel that way too, but they were on Ocean Drive. It is crowded at 3pm and is the main thoroughfare for business in Miami Beach and borders the beach. It seems the Priests were from the Chicago area and couldn't find a safe refuge for their daily worship. Police found it hard to stop them because of the priest's deep devotion.
RE: GIVE ME MY DAILY BREAD - Midwest Spy - 09-05-2018
I just want to congratulate everyone in this thread for flushing it right down the toilet.
Playing along with Ski and Zero to talk about homosexual sex, etc.
Well done Dickheads.
You did it.
RE: GIVE ME MY DAILY BREAD - Maggot - 09-05-2018
I was wondering when you would get to that, I was trying to help you out in the beginning. Good try though.
RE: GIVE ME MY DAILY BREAD - Midwest Spy - 09-05-2018
(09-05-2018, 11:36 AM)Maggot Wrote: I was wondering when you would get to that, I was trying to help you out in the beginning. Good try though.
I appreciate your efforts.
Obviously I don’t care enough to let it affect my real life, but my Internet life is definitely out of whack!