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Hormones! They is real bitches! - Love Child - 12-12-2017
So I have been on birth control for almost 2 years and I don't take the plecebo pills, so I don't have a period.
TMI? I don't care!
So my routine has totally changed in the last 2 weeks and I went 4 days without taking any pills. Fuck! So then I start taking them again, but its like early in the morning so I don't even turn on the light, just pop a pill out of the package and fall back asleep.
The other day I looked at the package and realized I had been only taking the placebo pills for 3 days. Fuck fuck! LOL
No I won't have a baby, I am not having sex, I only take the pill to not have cramps. Still tmi? Again, I dont' care.
The nice thing about taking the pill straight through for 2 years is my emotions have been pretty even keel. I still react to stuff that is sad, get angry where appropriate, but not just because of hormone fluctuations.
In the last 2 weeks I burst out crying for no reason at all-took me almost 2 hours before I felt "normal" and today I have been bitchier than ever. OMFG
Hormones are fucking real. And they suck. What the fuck is the purpose of them? WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FUCKING HORMONES?! YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE!
LOL
RE: Hormones! They is real bitches! - Duchess - 12-12-2017
(12-12-2017, 06:49 PM)Love Child Wrote: today I have been bitchier than ever. OMFG
Hormones are fucking real. And they suck. What the fuck is the purpose of them? WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FUCKING HORMONES?! YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Don't notice me.
RE: Hormones! They is real bitches! - Midwest Spy - 12-12-2017
That was hilarious Love Child.
Still not doing any boinking?
I thought you said you were planning on riding the baloney pony A LOT when you left the mountain?
RE: Hormones! They is real bitches! - sally - 12-12-2017
I don't think I have any hormones.
RE: Hormones! They is real bitches! - cannongal - 12-12-2017
(12-12-2017, 06:49 PM)Love Child Wrote: I only take the pill to not have cramps. Still tmi? Again, I dont' care.
Hormones are fucking real. And they suck. What the fuck is the purpose of them? WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FUCKING HORMONES?! YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE!
LOL
You afraid of cramping & hormones? Do not ever, ever get pregnant.
RE: Hormones! They is real bitches! - Love Child - 12-13-2017
(12-12-2017, 06:54 PM)Duchess Wrote:(12-12-2017, 06:49 PM)Love Child Wrote: today I have been bitchier than ever. OMFG
Hormones are fucking real. And they suck. What the fuck is the purpose of them? WHO THE FUCK INVENTED FUCKING HORMONES?! YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Don't notice me.
LOL I see you!
(12-12-2017, 07:18 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: That was hilarious Love Child.
Still not doing any boinking?
I thought you said you were planning on riding the baloney pony A LOT when you left the mountain?
The only person I am having sex with has had a vasectomey. I think I have boinked for a weekend since I have been out, I should work on that! : D
(12-12-2017, 07:50 PM)sally Wrote: I don't think I have any hormones.
I believe it.
(12-12-2017, 07:57 PM)cannongal Wrote: You afraid of cramping & hormones? Do not ever, ever get pregnant.
Actually since I was already sharing TMI I could have just said that I take birth control so the cysts on my ovaries don't grow any larger. The cramps are just a side benefit of it. I most likely will never have children in my lifetime, which for the most part I am okay with, but sometimes I think about it, so perhaps one day I'll get to adopt or care for children in some way or another. Besides I am more an animal person anyway.
RE: Hormones! They is real bitches! - cannongal - 12-13-2017
(12-13-2017, 12:11 AM)Love Child Wrote: I could have just said that I take birth control so the cysts on my ovaries don't grow any larger. The cramps are just a side benefit of it. I most likely will never have children in my lifetime, which for the most part I am okay with, but sometimes I think about it, so perhaps one day I'll get to adopt or care for children in some way or another. Besides I am more an animal person anyway.
Yeah,, I said the same thing. Actually, my primary told me that my uterus was tilted enough, so that I would never ever get pregnant. Ha ha
RE: Hormones! They is real bitches! - Duchess - 12-13-2017
(12-12-2017, 07:50 PM)sally Wrote: I don't think I have any hormones.
I don't think you do either. I've never seen you exhibit any emotion.
RE: Hormones! They is real bitches! - Maggot - 12-13-2017
I have to check with my legal staff before replying so that whatever I say wont be misconstrued as sexual harassment now or 30 yrs down the road.
RE: Hormones! They is real bitches! - Love Child - 12-13-2017
^ Good luck with that! Let me know what you find out.
RE: Hormones! They is real bitches! - sally - 12-13-2017
(12-13-2017, 06:22 AM)Duchess Wrote:(12-12-2017, 07:50 PM)sally Wrote: I don't think I have any hormones.
I don't think you do either. I've never seen you exhibit any emotion.
My parents always thought I was weird because I never showed any emotion. They knew I had feelings, however, because my mom almost had a heart attack when she found me in the garage petting a poisoned rat and giving it water.
RE: Hormones! They is real bitches! - Clang McFly - 12-13-2017
RE: Hormones! They is real bitches! - sally - 12-13-2017
What? I felt sorry for it. I think I was 6 years old and I can only remember it vaguely, but I think it was half dead and I was holding the damn thing in my lap. It skeeves me out thinking about it.
RE: Hormones! They is real bitches! - Maggot - 12-13-2017
(12-13-2017, 03:07 PM)Love Child Wrote: ^ Good luck with that! Let me know what you find out.
I've decided to say that I can ride a uni-cycle and bounce a basketball at the same time thank you very much!
RE: Hormones! They is real bitches! - Love Child - 01-03-2018
My emotions are all fucked up again, or I mean my hormones. I am having breakdowns over simple things. And when I say breakdowns I mean that I am throwing a fit in my head and not outloud. Nobody can hear it. On the outside I look fine, on the inside I am, "OMG FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK"
RE: Hormones! They is real bitches! - Duchess - 01-03-2018
When I do that I blame it on other people and never from being emotional.
RE: Hormones! They is real bitches! - Love Child - 01-03-2018
I am kind of enjoying it.