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RE: Maggots Christmas tip #19 - Duchess - 10-10-2019
I came in this thread looking for some helpful Christmas tips. I'M MAKING PLANS.
RE: Maggots Christmas tip #19 - Clang McFly - 10-10-2019
I'm making plans for my Christmas tip also. Do they sell mistletoe condoms?
RE: Maggots Christmas tip #19 - BigMark - 10-10-2019
Yes, it's fun to stick em in bear traps.
RE: Maggots Christmas tip #19 - Duchess - 10-11-2019
Now I'm thinking about seeing a vagina referred to as a snapper and it's making me laugh. Snapper. Bear trap. Same.
RE: Maggots Christmas tip #19 - BigMark - 10-11-2019
That brings a whole new meaning to bear spray.
RE: Maggots Christmas tip #19 - Fry Guy - 10-12-2019
(10-11-2019, 04:56 AM)Duchess Wrote: Now I'm thinking about seeing a vagina referred to as a snapper and it's making me laugh. Snapper. Bear trap. Same.
Very amusing. I don't think people refer to your vagina at all, Trashy Duchess
RE: Maggots Christmas tip #19 - Clang McFly - 10-12-2019
(10-12-2019, 03:20 AM)Fry Guy Wrote:They don't refer to her vagina, they defer to her vagina. All Hizzle Duchess' vagizzle!(10-11-2019, 04:56 AM)Duchess Wrote: Now I'm thinking about seeing a vagina referred to as a snapper and it's making me laugh. Snapper. Bear trap. Same.
Very amusing. I don't think people refer to your vagina at all, Trashy Duchess
RE: Maggots Christmas tip #19 - Duchess - 10-12-2019
(10-12-2019, 08:09 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: They don't refer to her vagina, they defer to her vagina. All Hizzle Duchess' vagizzle!
RE: Maggots Christmas tip #19 - Maggot - 10-12-2019
Just the tip.........I promise.
RE: Maggots Christmas tip #19 - Fry Guy - 10-12-2019
(10-12-2019, 08:09 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(10-12-2019, 03:20 AM)Fry Guy Wrote:They don't refer to her vagina, they defer to her vagina. All Hizzle Duchess' vagizzle!(10-11-2019, 04:56 AM)Duchess Wrote: Now I'm thinking about seeing a vagina referred to as a snapper and it's making me laugh. Snapper. Bear trap. Same.
Very amusing. I don't think people refer to your vagina at all, Trashy Duchess
Cute, but I do not think it is true either
RE: Maggots Christmas tip #19 - Duchess - 10-12-2019
(10-12-2019, 10:00 AM)Maggot Wrote: Just the tip.........I promise.
RE: Maggots Christmas tip #19 - BigMark - 10-12-2019
It's pretty much just a deep armpit baby's fall out of.
RE: Maggots Christmas tip #19 - Clang McFly - 10-12-2019
(10-12-2019, 10:16 AM)Fry Guy Wrote:It is true,just not for you. You are blinded by some alleged kiddy diddling accusation by Queen Duchess.(10-12-2019, 08:09 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(10-12-2019, 03:20 AM)Fry Guy Wrote:They don't refer to her vagina, they defer to her vagina. All Hizzle Duchess' vagizzle!(10-11-2019, 04:56 AM)Duchess Wrote: Now I'm thinking about seeing a vagina referred to as a snapper and it's making me laugh. Snapper. Bear trap. Same.
Very amusing. I don't think people refer to your vagina at all, Trashy Duchess
Cute, but I do not think it is true either
RE: Maggots Christmas tip #19 - MirahM - 10-12-2019
I don't want to talk about Christmas at all. IT ISN'T EVEN HALLOWEEN YET! FFS
RE: Maggots Christmas tip #19 - Carsman - 10-12-2019
(10-12-2019, 03:05 PM)MirahM Wrote: I don't want to talk about Christmas at all. IT ISN'T EVEN HALLOWEEN YET! FFS
And after Halloween, "THANKSGIVING" still comes before Christmas!
RE: Maggots Christmas tip #19 - Maggot - 10-12-2019
This year I'm putting stuff out Thanksgiving weekend. Fuck that waiting till it's snowing like a SOB. Stupid Christmas!
RE: Maggots Christmas tip #19 - MirahM - 10-13-2019
(10-12-2019, 07:22 PM)Carsman Wrote:(10-12-2019, 03:05 PM)MirahM Wrote: I don't want to talk about Christmas at all. IT ISN'T EVEN HALLOWEEN YET! FFS
And after Halloween, "THANKSGIVING" still comes before Christmas!
Is Christmas jealous? Last holiday of the year. Has to wait for all the other holidays to come?
And now I am going to hell.
Christmas comes but once a year!
Now I'm really going to hell.
See what happens when you bump a Christmas thread this time of year?! I GO TO HELL! THAT IS WHAT!!!!!!!
Fall leaves and pumpkins
apples
crispy cool mornings
heat bills!
fire places
house chores (unless you are like me and don't have a house)
sweaters
orange and black and yellows and reds and golden hues
RE: Maggots Christmas tip #19 - BigMark - 10-13-2019
Little snot nosed bastards banging on your door begging for crap, wtf!
RE: Maggots Christmas tip #19 - Fry Guy - 10-13-2019
(10-13-2019, 12:10 AM)MirahM Wrote:(10-12-2019, 07:22 PM)Carsman Wrote:(10-12-2019, 03:05 PM)MirahM Wrote: I don't want to talk about Christmas at all. IT ISN'T EVEN HALLOWEEN YET! FFS
And after Halloween, "THANKSGIVING" still comes before Christmas!
Is Christmas jealous? Last holiday of the year. Has to wait for all the other holidays to come?
And now I am going to hell.
Christmas comes but once a year!
Now I'm really going to hell.
See what happens when you bump a Christmas thread this time of year?! I GO TO HELL! THAT IS WHAT!!!!!!!
Fall leaves and pumpkins
apples
crispy cool mornings
heat bills!
fire places
house chores (unless you are like me and don't have a house)
sweaters
orange and black and yellows and reds and golden hues
Why would you go to Hell? For orgasming? Yes I get the pun but not why you would go to Hell for that? No sense at all.
RE: Maggots Christmas tip #19 - Duchess - 10-13-2019
(10-13-2019, 12:10 AM)MirahM Wrote: Fall leaves and pumpkins
apples
crispy cool mornings
heat bills!
fire places
house chores (unless you are like me and don't have a house)
sweaters
orange and black and yellows and reds and golden hues
I like most of that stuff too. I'd add, the smell of wood smoke in the air & Ugg boots and pretty scarves/hats. I'm not crazy about the color orange but I do appreciate how beautiful the trees look as the color begins to change. Fall is my favorite time of year. It used to be Summer but having to live in the depths of Hell with this fricken heat & humidity changed that.