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LET'S PRETEND GODS ARE REAL - Duchess - 03-22-2018



He doesn't have to be handsome but he can't be short. A sense of humor is a must.



RE: LET'S PRETEND GODS ARE REAL - sally - 03-22-2018

As far as physical beauty Salma Hayek is probably the closest as to how I would picture a goddess.


RE: LET'S PRETEND GODS ARE REAL - Midwest Spy - 03-22-2018

(03-22-2018, 12:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:

He doesn't have to be handsome but he can't be short. A sense of humor is a must.

What is short to you?

Height, not dong size

ha

Unless you’d like to elaborate?


RE: LET'S PRETEND GODS ARE REAL - Maggot - 03-22-2018

I will go with Demeter only because I want to get going on my garden. She will do for now.

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RE: LET'S PRETEND GODS ARE REAL - sally - 03-22-2018

(03-22-2018, 12:57 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(03-22-2018, 12:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:

He doesn't have to be handsome but he can't be short. A sense of humor is a must.

What is short to you?

Height, not dong size

ha

Unless you’d like to elaborate?

I'm not Duchess, but anything under 6 ft is short to me.


RE: LET'S PRETEND GODS ARE REAL - Duchess - 03-22-2018

(03-22-2018, 12:57 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: What is short to you?


I'm 5'8" so he's going to have to be much taller than that. I don't want to feel like a flea on an elephant's ass.



RE: LET'S PRETEND GODS ARE REAL - HairOfTheDog - 03-22-2018

I don't really think of any humans as Gods or Goddesses on this earth.

But, what comes closest to me for both men and women is pretty much the same as that wise-ass Donovan's description.
(03-21-2018, 09:16 AM)Donovan Wrote: As for goddesses: I've seen pretty women, not so pretty women, and gorgeous women. But once in a very great while you meet a person who literally sucks the atmosphere from a room with their presence. Not even something you can define. But something that makes everything else stop in order to pay attention. If there are goddesses and God's walking among us, It's those people.

(03-21-2018, 09:27 AM)Donovan Wrote: Beauty fades. Personality counts. Mental stimulation matters.

It's not primarily a physical thing that takes my breath away and I'm not trying to score points with any men in here, it's just how I feel (and increasingly so the older and wiser I become).


RE: LET'S PRETEND GODS ARE REAL - Duchess - 03-22-2018

(03-22-2018, 01:30 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (and increasingly so the older and wiser I become).


With age comes wisdom. If only I knew then what I know now.



RE: LET'S PRETEND GODS ARE REAL - sally - 03-22-2018

(03-22-2018, 12:52 PM)sally Wrote: As far as physical beauty Salma Hayek is probably the closest as to how I would picture a goddess.

Oh for God's sake, I meant to post this in the other thread. I was on my phone and didn't notice this was a new thread about Gods.


RE: LET'S PRETEND GODS ARE REAL - Midwest Spy - 03-22-2018

(03-22-2018, 01:30 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I don't really think of any humans as Gods or Goddesses on this earth.

But, what comes closest to me for both men and women, is pretty much the same as that wise-ass Donovan's description.
(03-21-2018, 09:16 AM)Donovan Wrote: As for goddesses: I've seen pretty women, not so pretty women, and gorgeous women. But once in a very great while you meet a person who literally sucks the atmosphere from a room with their presence. Not even something you can define. But something that makes everything else stop in order to pay attention. If there are goddesses and God's walking among us, It's those people.

(03-21-2018, 09:27 AM)Donovan Wrote: Beauty fades. Personality counts. Mental stimulation matters.

It's not primarily a physical thing that takes my breath away and I'm not trying to score points with any men in here, it's just how I feel (and increasingly so the older and wiser I become).

My mom is a classic example of what you and Dono are talking about.

Early on, fell for my dad. Good looking and smart.

Then, married to my step dad. Good looking and smart.

Since then has been with intellectuals that are not good looking.

Her current husband is a professor at the U of M (computer science). He’s fricking brilliant, however is rough around the edges socially and not handsome at all.

But, she seems happy.


RE: LET'S PRETEND GODS ARE REAL - Duchess - 03-22-2018



I want to rescind "much taller". Simply taller will suffice.



RE: LET'S PRETEND GODS ARE REAL - Donovan - 03-22-2018

On the other hand, if you went with a guy who was much shorter than you, you could set your drink on his head. And while he's pretty much already down there at waist level...


RE: LET'S PRETEND GODS ARE REAL - BigMark - 03-22-2018

Button her pants?


RE: LET'S PRETEND GODS ARE REAL - Duchess - 03-22-2018

(03-22-2018, 04:09 PM)Donovan Wrote: On the other hand, if you went with a guy who was much shorter than you, you could set your drink on his head. And while he's pretty much already down there at waist level...


Tyrion!



RE: LET'S PRETEND GODS ARE REAL - sally - 03-22-2018

He would also have to have a sexy voice. A sexy voice on a man makes most women melt even if they're average looking.


RE: LET'S PRETEND GODS ARE REAL - Donovan - 03-22-2018

(03-22-2018, 04:35 PM)BigMark Wrote: Button her pants?

This is why only Midwest spy wants to talk to you about your penis size.


RE: LET'S PRETEND GODS ARE REAL - Midwest Spy - 03-22-2018

(03-22-2018, 06:34 PM)Donovan Wrote:
(03-22-2018, 04:35 PM)BigMark Wrote: Button her pants?

This is why only Midwest spy wants to talk to you about your penis size.

Little do the rest of you know, but Mark is ‘Nick the Dick’ from Bachelor Party (with Tom Hanks).

Hanks and Adrien Zmed clapped for his dong, so there’s nothing to be ashamed of.


RE: LET'S PRETEND GODS ARE REAL - Duchess - 03-22-2018



Yeah, well my Super Bowl winning backup QB is big dick Nick. So there.



RE: LET'S PRETEND GODS ARE REAL - Midwest Spy - 03-22-2018

(03-22-2018, 06:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Yeah, well my Super Bowl winning backup QB is big dick Nick. So there.

Nick the Dick is an American original and fills a foot long bun.

Zing.

Big Mark prefers you call him El Pedazo (homage to his Latino roots).