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Chinese space station crash - Maggot - 03-23-2018
Word on the grapevine is the Chinese space station will hit Earth Easter weekend anyone want to guess where it will land? My guess is Canada. Some will say in the water which is a good bet too. But what body of water.
RE: Chinese space station crash - Duchess - 03-23-2018
I hope someone is watching that thing.
RE: Chinese space station crash - Midwest Spy - 03-23-2018
Some friends of ours are heading out for Spring Break today with their kids.
Here’s their itinerary:
Minneapolis, Atlanta, Quito, Ecuador.
Spend a couple of days in Ecuador then take a boat to the Galápagos Islands.
Exploring the islands for a handful of days before returning.
I’ve heard of going to FL or CA for Spring break, but the Galapagos?
Dang.
Anyway, I’ll say the space station hits Easter Island.
RE: Chinese space station crash - Clang McFly - 03-27-2018
(03-23-2018, 02:25 PM)Maggot Wrote: Word on the grapevine is the Chinese space station will hit Earth Easter weekend anyone want to guess where it will land? My guess is Canada. Some will say in the water which is a good bet too. But what body of water.
If there is an Easter miracle it will land on Trump's fat head.
RE: Chinese space station crash - Donovan - 03-27-2018
If it lands and Jesus comes out of it I'm gonna have some 'splainin' to do.
RE: Chinese space station crash - Clang McFly - 03-27-2018
(03-27-2018, 10:58 PM)Donovan Wrote: If it lands and Jesus comes out of it I'm gonna have some 'splainin' to do.
More likely Jesus will have some explaining to do to Chinese NASA. You know they don't like it when their Mexican janitors take their siestas in el bano after drinking too many cervezas.
RE: Chinese space station crash - BigMark - 03-27-2018
It would have been funnier if you left out the word Mexican.
RE: Chinese space station crash - Clang McFly - 03-27-2018
(03-27-2018, 11:06 PM)BigMark Wrote: It would have been funnier if you left out the word Mexican.
I won't have too worry about that if Trump ever gets around to building Wall-y World.
RE: Chinese space station crash - Donovan - 03-27-2018
Probably how Jesus would get over there to start with. Dug the tunnel a little too deep.
RE: Chinese space station crash - BigMark - 03-27-2018
We would have figured out you meant a mexican just by using the name jesus, that's what makes it funnier.
RE: Chinese space station crash - Love Child - 03-28-2018
(03-27-2018, 10:58 PM)Donovan Wrote: If it lands and Jesus comes out of it I'm gonna have some 'splainin' to do.
LOL
RE: Chinese space station crash - Carsman - 03-28-2018
(03-27-2018, 10:58 PM)Donovan Wrote: If it lands and Jesus comes out of it I'm gonna have some 'splainin' to do..
If that happens, you'll have to splain in Chinese!
RE: Chinese space station crash - Duchess - 03-28-2018
(03-27-2018, 10:58 PM)Donovan Wrote: If it lands and Jesus comes out of it I'm gonna have some 'splainin' to do.
RE: Chinese space station crash - Maggot - 04-01-2018
One good thing about all this, if you get hit and killed you will become "immortal" as the first person to ever be killed by a piece of space junk.