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I visited the farm where my eggs come from - Love Child - 05-20-2018
It is pretty cool.
They are friends of mine, and they sell to the local stores and restaurants. They also use compost from these places to feed their chickens. It is a perfect circle.
RE: I visited the farm where my eggs come from - Maggot - 05-20-2018
I'm a big fan of re-using things. I have a compost pile that gives me about 6 wheelbarrows of good stuff to mix into my gardens. I don't use pesticides and make my own weed killer.
1⁄2 cup epsom salt
1-quart of vineger
2-tablespoons of Dawn soap (couple squirts)
I like farms that re-use things. Most small farms do, it saves money and cuts down on the overhead. Many small places sell to Farmers Markets or set up themselves if they have the people, usually a family member that works very cheaply. Some that have animals are self sustaining.
RE: I visited the farm where my eggs come from - Love Child - 05-21-2018
That is awesome Maggot.
They are mostly self sustaining, they don't have a cow for milk or cheese or fun stuff like that, but they get most of their stuff from their garden or trades.
RE: I visited the farm where my eggs come from - Duchess - 05-21-2018
(05-20-2018, 07:07 PM)Love Child Wrote: It is pretty cool.
They are friends of mine, and they sell to the local stores and restaurants. They also use compost from these places to feed their chickens. It is a perfect circle.
I understand the appeal of that. Most of the food I buy comes from the Amish market. I like knowing the people & the farms where the food comes from.
I never used to pay attention to food until I once saw a sign at the meat counter in a regular grocery story and it gave information about antibiotics in the meat. I was so skeeved.
RE: I visited the farm where my eggs come from - Maggot - 05-21-2018
Food co-ops are great you can trade services for food. Install an AC unit and get a pig and some steak.
RE: I visited the farm where my eggs come from - BigMark - 05-21-2018
I would love to visit where your eggs come from.
RE: I visited the farm where my eggs come from - sally - 05-21-2018
Maggot doesn't have eggs, but feel free to explore anyway.
RE: I visited the farm where my eggs come from - BigMark - 05-21-2018
I would worship your egg farm.
RE: I visited the farm where my eggs come from - Love Child - 05-23-2018
Gross Big Mark.
RE: I visited the farm where my eggs come from - Maggot - 05-23-2018
Close your eyes
spread your legs
and I'll fertilize your eggs
You know that my love is so true
RE: I visited the farm where my eggs come from - Love Child - 05-23-2018
Its not getting any better!
Have you heard about the controversial movie titled "Show Dogs"? I should start a new thread, but I don't have kids, so I won't.
Apparently there are scenes where this dogs genitals are being touched (For the judging/showing) and he tells himself to go to his "Happy Place". Parents are upset and say this movie is grooming children.
http://www.vulture.com/2018/05/show-dogs-will-cut-scenes-that-might-help-child-molesters.html
It does sound pretty creepy actually.
RE: I visited the farm where my eggs come from - Clang McFly - 05-24-2018
(05-23-2018, 10:34 PM)Love Child Wrote: Its not getting any better!You should read the book version.
Have you heard about the controversial movie titled "Show Dogs"? I should start a new thread, but I don't have kids, so I won't.
Apparently there are scenes where this dogs genitals are being touched (For the judging/showing) and he tells himself to go to his "Happy Place". Parents are upset and say this movie is grooming children.
http://www.vulture.com/2018/05/show-dogs-will-cut-scenes-that-might-help-child-molesters.html
It does sound pretty creepy actually.
"Show dog. Show dog's dick and balls.""
"Touch dog. Touch dog's dick and balls."
"See Dick. See Dick touch the doggy daddy's dick and balls."
RE: I visited the farm where my eggs come from - BigMark - 05-25-2018
And i'm the gross one.
RE: I visited the farm where my eggs come from - Clang McFly - 05-25-2018
(05-25-2018, 10:41 AM)BigMark Wrote: And i'm the gross one.
Well yes, you are but so am I.
*stinky gross fart*
RE: I visited the farm where my eggs come from - Maggot - 01-24-2019
Is it the weekend yet,,,,,,,,,,,,I have duck eggs.
RE: I visited the farm where my eggs come from - Clang McFly - 01-24-2019
(01-24-2019, 09:39 PM)Maggot Wrote: Is it the weekend yet,,,,,,,,,,,,I have duck eggs.
Sex with ducks sex.
RE: I visited the farm where my eggs come from - Duchess - 01-25-2019
(01-24-2019, 09:39 PM)Maggot Wrote: I have duck eggs.
My ducks don't lay but I've heard they're wonderful.
RE: I visited the farm where my eggs come from - Maggot - 01-25-2019
They are a little bigger and the yolks are big too. I think they taste the same and the professor says they make a fluffier cake.
RE: I visited the farm where my eggs come from - MirahM - 01-26-2019
Every time I read this title now it just doesn't sound right.
I keep thinking about MY EGGS! It just sounds wierd.