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RE: Shorts Too High to FLY! - Love Child - 07-02-2018

I am against wardrobe modifications. I am glad she got a reimbursement for her troubles.

RE: Shorts Too High to FLY! - Carsman - 07-02-2018

(07-01-2018, 09:22 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Ms McMuffin suggested tying a sweater around her waist or just leaving a blanket over her legs, but was instead asked to buy something to wear over her shorts just before the flight was set to take off.

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Now THOSE ugly blooming shorts she bought last-minute are offensive, but at least she didn't miss her flight.

After she posted on social media about Jet Blue's very 'subjective' dress code, she got an apology from the airline and a $162 credit towards a future flight for her troubles.
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She also should have gotten reimbursed for having to buy those god awful blooming shorts!78

RE: Shorts Too High to FLY! - Duchess - 07-03-2018

(07-01-2018, 10:09 PM)BigMark Wrote: If you run out of butter and or sour cream on a baked potato soy sauce rocks.


Seriously? I ask because that's something I would try. I've used salad dressing before and I like it. I try not to load a potato with butter & sour cream. Good God Almighty!

RE: Shorts Too High to FLY! - Clang McFly - 07-03-2018

(07-03-2018, 01:24 PM)Duchess Wrote: I try not to load a potato with butter & sour cream. Good God Almighty![/i][/size]

Agreed. You also need to load it with a fuckton of bacon bits.

RE: Shorts Too High to FLY! - Love Child - 07-03-2018

Is this an old story by the way? I thought I saw this somewhere else.

RE: Shorts Too High to FLY! - Love Child - 07-03-2018

She is known as Maggie McMuffin. It happed in 2016, I think it happened in Seattle!
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RE: Shorts Too High to FLY! - BigMark - 07-03-2018

Yoga pants show everything.

RE: Shorts Too High to FLY! - Love Child - 07-04-2018

Can you put on a pair and show me Big Mark?

RE: Shorts Too High to FLY! - Duchess - 07-04-2018



Do it, Mark, doooooo iiiiiit.

RE: Shorts Too High to FLY! - Love Child - 07-05-2018

Actually, I wonder what would happen if Mark put on the same shorts and tried to fly the same airline.

RE: Shorts Too High to FLY! - BigMark - 07-05-2018

They would put me in first class?

RE: Shorts Too High to FLY! - sally - 07-05-2018

I think they'd more likely put you in a straitjacket.

I like baked potatoes with A1 sauce.

RE: Shorts Too High to FLY! - Duchess - 07-05-2018

(07-05-2018, 12:48 PM)sally Wrote: I like baked potatoes with A1 sauce.


You inspired me.

RE: Shorts Too High to FLY! - sally - 07-05-2018

I also like baked potatoes stuffed with butter, sour cream, cheese sauce and smoked brisket. Or baked potatoes with chili and cheese. But that's like 10,000 calories so it's best to only eat that once a year unless you want to look like Clang and FatMark.

RE: Shorts Too High to FLY! - Duchess - 07-05-2018

(07-05-2018, 01:10 PM)sally Wrote: I also like baked potatoes stuffed with butter, sour cream, cheese sauce and smoked brisket. Or baked potatoes with chili and cheese. But that's like 10,000 calories so it's best to only eat that once a year unless you want to look like Clang and FatMark.


I started a thread. hah

RE: Shorts Too High to FLY! - Maggot - 06-14-2019

Washing the plane after working so hard is where the action is. 



RE: Shorts Too High to FLY! - MirahM - 06-14-2019

I can't believe the guys didn't take off their uniforms and help. I am disapointed.

RE: Shorts Too High to FLY! - Maggot - 08-03-2020

(06-14-2019, 03:45 PM)MirahM Wrote: I can't believe the guys didn't take off their uniforms and help. I am disapointed.

Smiley_emoticons_smile  It's amazing what happens when the correct clothing is worn. The thread is proof.

RE: Shorts Too High to FLY! - MirahM - 10-10-2020

And another one:

https://thehill.com/policy/transportation/aviation/520479-southwest-apologizes-to-passenger-issues-refund-after-dress?fbclid=IwAR2s3DbRimKvvFMmRdspOiw5Y2-JQAEaE_Km3Z8x0I6gKUCNaLbsGMcvBSk&fbclid=IwAR2kSWtoxl3WXJtaDn9duTuMtxj1Ev5SrI3Q_ZnoLD-XpGjfWIaGkzxicZ8

RE: Shorts Too High to FLY! - MirahM - 10-10-2020

And then the captain gave her his shirt. But not before saying, "They hatin on you because you look good"

https://twitter.com/UziSuzy/status/1313612673783934978